Close But No Cigar

Weird Al Yankovic
앨범 : Straight Outta Lynwood

Jillian was her name, she was sweeter than aspartame. Her kisses reconfigured my DNA and after that, I never was the same. And I loved her more than Marlon Brando loved souffle. She was gorgeous, she was charming, yeah she was perfect in every way. Except she was always using the word infer, when she obviously meant imply. And I know some guys would put up with that kinda thing, but frankly, I can't imagine why, and I told her I said
Hey! Are we playin' horseshoes honey, no I don't think we are. You're close, but no cigar.

Then I met sweet young Janet, prettiest thing on the planet. Had a body hotter than a habanjero, she had lips like a ripe pomergranite. And I was crazy like Manson about her, she got me all choked up like Momma Cass. She had a smile so incredibly radiant, you had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass. I thought after all these years of searchin' around, I found my soul mate finally. But one day I found out she actually owned a copy, of Joe Dirt on DVD, oh no! I said
Hey! Are we lovin' hand grenades kiddo, no I don't think we are. You're close! Oh so very close. Yeah, baby you're close, so close, but no cigar!
Julie played water polo. She wore a ribbon on her left manolo. She had me sweatin' like Nixon every time she was there, my heart was beatin' like a Buddy Rif solo. And she was every thing I've dreamed of, she moved right up to number 1 on my list. And did I mention she's a world famous billionaire bikini, super model astrophysicist. Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron, look like a big fat slobbering pig! The only caveat is one of her earlobes
was just a little tiny bit too big, oh no, I said
Hey! Are we doin' government work here, no I don't think we are. You're close! So very very close! Aw, baby you're close, so close, but no cigar.

그외 검색된 가사들

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Yankovic, "Weird Al" The Weird Al Show Theme  
"Weird Al" Yankovic The Weird Al Show Theme  
Weird Al Yankovic Whatever You Like  
Weird Al Yankovic I Was Only Kidding  
Weird Al Yankovic Everything You Know Is Wrong  
Weird Al Yankovic When I Was Your Age  
Weird Al Yankovic Eat It  
Weird Al Yankovic Tacky  
Weird Al Yankovic Alimony  
Weird Al Yankovic Pigeons  
Weird Al Yankovic Albuquerque [2]  
Weird Al Yankovic Albuquerque [1]  
Weird Al Yankovic Syndicated Inc.  
Weird Al Yankovic I Can't Watch This  
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Weird Al Yankovic Since You've Been Gone  
Weird Al Yankovic Polkarama!  

관련 가사

가수 노래제목  
Thomas Dolby Close But No Cigar  
Yankovic, "Weird Al" The Weird Al Show Theme  
Weird Al Yankovic A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne)  
"Weird Al" Yankovic The Weird Al Show Theme  
Weird Al Yankovic Ricky  
Weird Al Yankovic George Of The Jungle  
Weird Al Yankovic Eat It  
Weird Al Yankovic Lasagna  
Weird Al Yankovic Dog Eat Dog  
Weird Al Yankovic Melanie  




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