Man Who Rides The Bus The Dead Milkmen

look at you Cause you'll have to pay the fare If he looks at you The man who rules the world Rides the bus all day long Staring out the window Making things happen All the lights turn green

The Fez Dead Milkmen

Hello Collin It's the fez Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god?

Epic Tales of Adventure Dead Milkmen

There's an old lady who washes her clothes In the same laundromat as me She told me of her son And some shoes that hurt his feet Mean little nails rose up in a bunch and plunged into his soles Filling

Stuart Dead Milkmen

But they don't know what the queers are doing to the soil. You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the neighborhood? He's a fine kid.

All Around the World Dead Milkmen

There are people who want to kill me all around the world There are people who want to kill me all around the world I know about the UFO's I know about the UFO's I know some things I know I shouldn't

The Big Sleazy Dead Milkmen

It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you We'll travel so far, dear To escape that Morning Zoo I hate MMR I hate YSP I do not like Grateful Dead So just don't talk to me I

Take Me Apart Dead Milkmen

After two years and two hundred thousand tears To have it end this way The people on the hill I know they're up there still Cause we were giants in those days And I was always the one Who said

Going to Graceland Dead Milkmen

Gonna see the place where Elvis Presley died When we get to Graceland We'll have to ride a bus We'd better watch our language Or the guards'll beat us up We'll get to make some cheap jokes And

Methodist Coloring Book Dead Milkmen

You've got a Methodist Coloring Book and you color really well But don't color outside the lines or God will send you to Hell 'Cause God hates war and God hates crime But He really hates people who

Big Time Operator Dead Milkmen

Kill the mother fucker!

I Walk the Thinnest Line Dead Milkmen

I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line

I Tripped Over the Ottoman Dead Milkmen

They call me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle With my wife Laura and son Richie But now my life's a living HELL 'Cause I tripped over the ottoman one too many times I tripped over the ottoman

BIT 5 Dead Milkmen

Now, you wanna talk about bladder problems, then the man you wanna talk to will probably be my cousin Earl. I guess you all know Earl. He lives out on Route 13 out on that maggot farm.

Little Man in My Head Dead Milkmen

There's a little man in my head And he's drunk all of the time He sits there on a bench Holding a monkey wrench Sometimes he beats it up against my mind There's a little man in my head I don't

The Fez The Dead Milkmen

Hello, Colin; it's the fez! Who has angered the volcano god? (x4) You have angered the volcano god!

Nitro Burning Funny Cars Dead Milkmen

Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump Test our love let's press our luck Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump This world is full of people who Spend their

In Praise of Sha Na Na Dead Milkmen

Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Na Sha Na Na Na Na Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Na Na Sha Na Na were the kings of Woodstock You know it's true deep in your heart Greasy guys in gold lamae If only Hendrix

Bitchin' Camaro (Live) The Dead Milkmen

Uh, what's the Sand Bar? Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink Ah, cool Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there? Uh, who?

Bitchin' Camaro The Dead Milkmen

Uh, what's the Sand Bar? Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink Ah, cool Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there? Uh, who?

Takin' Retards to the Zoo The Dead Milkmen

"It's a boring day, I've got nothing to do Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo [Chorus] Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo Load 'em on a bus just

Rastabilly Dead Milkmen

My baby's got two hands My baby's got two feet My baby's got a forehead And all the chicken you can eat My baby's got two elbows My baby sure has a nose My baby she's got ten toes And my baby's

Big Lizard Dead Milkmen

lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well that's pretty neat Yeah it's fucking nifty But I just can't afford to feed it And you should see the

Right Wing Pigeons Dead Milkmen

The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?

The Thing That Only Eats Hippies Dead Milkmen

Wendel brought it to life In the guest-room bathtub It was a special project for his 4-H club But it broke looseout in the middle of the nigth And now it's eating flower children left and right!

Another One Rides the Bus Weird Al Yankovic

There was junk all over the floor. We're already packed in like sardines, But we're stoppin' to pick up more. Look out! Another one rides the bus-ah. Another one rides the bus-ah.

Wonderfully Colored Plastic War Toys Dead Milkmen

So let's do it man, let's torch the whole village We went down to look at war toys Wonderfully colored plastic war toys We went down to look at war toys But all the war toys were gone We went

Serrated Edge Dead Milkmen

Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch That's where I'm gonna build my church Ain't gonna be no priest ain't gonna be no boss Just Charles Nelson Riley nailed to a cross I don't piss I don't

I am the Walrus Dead Milkmen

I know who your parents are! You wouldn't do this if Nixon was in the white house! Come on! I'm the walrus, dammit! A young Watoosi watches 'I Love Lucy' And I think 'what can this mean?'

Sri Lanka Sex Hotel Dead Milkmen

Let's have sex with strangers in the men's room We could do it and not get caught Burn down the house where the metal kids live All the Hendrix posters going up in flames Let's have sex without birth

Bad Party Dead Milkmen

I mean the Captain and Tenille were musical innovators. I mean really...

Born to Love Volcanoes Dead Milkmen

volcanoes Born to love volcanoes Volcanoes, volcanoes, volcanoes, volcanoes Born to love volcanoes Seen em on PBS Born to love volcanoes This city is a mess Somewhere on a steam vent Sits a man

BIT 4 Dead Milkmen

She went to college and she started the Lesbian Eskimo Midget Albino Student Union, and 400 people signed up! There they were. Hundreds of 'em - lesbian midget left-handed Eskimo albinos.

City of Mud Dead Milkmen

Built ourselves a city And we made it out of mud Dried it off this morning Out there in the desert sun And we never do no working Just sit and watch TV Well, I finally found a city Full of people

Punk Rock Girl Dead Milkmen

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there And she almost knocked me dead Punk rock girl please look at me Punk rock girl what do you see?

Bleach Boys Dead Milkmen

drunken bunch of frat-boys Trashed on beers Or a stoned bunch of hippies With no careers I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia peach My pals and I all drink Clorox Or eat Snowy Bleach right out of the

Do the Brown Nose Dead Milkmen

We are Lester Shy and the Shyphonics. My name is Lester Shy, and these fine gentlemen all around me - why they're The Shyphonics. And we hail PROUDLY from Fargo, North Dakota.

Right Wing Pigeons (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?

Right Wing Pigeons The Dead Milkmen

"The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?

Fifty Things Dead Milkmen

baby But Jeannie said "Paul can't do that" So Paul got mad and left in a hurry Now Jeannie's sure he forgot his hat I've got fifty things to do But I'll get back to you Somebody left a body in the

The Pit Dead Milkmen

Hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit I'm covered with slime and ick and

The Badger Song Dead Milkmen

legally dead I want to make friends with the badger From the heart I want to make friends with the badger You know it I wanna make friends with the Wanna make friends with the Wanna make friends

The Guitar Song Dead Milkmen

Wanna play the guitar? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood?

The Conspiracy Song Dead Milkmen

our flower pots There ain't nothin' they haven't got They own the papers and the TV's The water works, record companies Let me remind you, They own the talk shows They make the rules They own

At the Moment Dead Milkmen

At the moment The world stops spinning The sky turns grey At the moment The animals will talk We will disappear At the moment When all is one At the moment You made up your mind Buildings

Two Feet Off the Ground Dead Milkmen

Illusions are real So just feel the way you feel It's time to unwind Just relax you'll feel fine Light up a smoke Life is no joke Shake your head and hear the sound Take another look around

Beach Song Dead Milkmen

Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine I hate the people on the beach With their towels and umbrellas They're so zany I don't wanna be on the beach No!

Happy Is Dead Milkmen

Happy is the bride The sun shines down upon Happy is the corpse The rain falls down upon You say I'm happy You know that can't be true Cause I won't be happy Till I annihilate you Like some

Take Me to the Specialist Dead Milkmen

I like to scream I like to yell They say I'm sick And I need help The specialist won't hurt me He's not like the nuns He's got a lot of pretty pills I think I'll take some yellow ones Take me

(Theme from) Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Dead Milkmen

Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited To Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited So

Shaft in Greenland Dead Milkmen

The world's full of danger You do what you can You'll feel like a stranger Like Shaft in Greenland Travel around and meet all the people Don't be afraid to touch them lightly Travel around and