Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch
That's where I'm gonna build my church
Ain't gonna be no priest ain't gonna be no boss
Just Charles Nelson Riley nailed to a cross

I don't piss
I don't shit
I'm gettin' no relief
People shake there heads in disbelief
Go!

Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls
And a Nelson-Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl
I don't piss
I don't shit
I'm gettin' no relief
People shake there heads in disbelief

Yeah Charles Nelson Riley he's our man
He can't heal the sick with the touch of his hand
He can't walk on water can't make wine flow
Just another B actor on the late late show

I don't piss
I don't shit
I'm gettin' no relief
People shake there heads in disbelief
Go!

Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls
And a Nelson-Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl
I don't piss
I don't shit
I'm gettin' no relief
People shake there heads in disbelief