Throw Down Tenacious D

Moses came down from the hill Holding the rules in his hand Looked all around Suddenly found No one was listening Now it's time to throw down So throw down Throw down We throw down Throw down

The Last In Line Tenacious D

The hope without the fear We are coming, home We're off to the witch We may never, never, never, come home But the magic that we'll feel Is worth the lifetime We're all born upon the cross We're the throw

Kyle Quit The Band Tenacious D

We'll throw a big ol' bash y'all. And everyone is invited to the bash. And everyone you're all invited to the bash! C'mon Kyle, one time c'mon! [skat]

The Metal Tenacious D

kill the metal The metal will live on Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were smite to the ground New-wave tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were stricken down

Flutes & Trombones Tenacious D

whattup Explain yourself I just had to ya know come back and uh What I what's that behind your back It's just Is that a flute Dude are you comin' in here at night with a fuckin' flute And layin' down

Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Tenacious D

[JB] deactivated lasers with my dick 내 거시기로 레이저도 이겼어 [BOTH] now its time to blow this fucker down! 이제 저 녀석을 눕혀버릴 차례야!

Drive Through Tenacious D

Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake. Drive-thru guy: They come in six or twelve pieces sir...

Drive-Thru Tenacious D

Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake. Drive-thru guy: They come in six or twelve pieces sir...

Hard Fucking Tenacious D

Slow down im going to spurt! AHH UHH Sorry You shouldn't have fucked me so hard.

Señorita Tenacious D

[JB] Yeah, fuck you you piece of shit When my fist connects at Larry, falls down to the ground I see he's cut me with a bottle My pistol rises, cause it's time to double down Larry runs, I chase him

Cock Pushups Tenacious D

It's where you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground Yeah And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground No, that's, that'd be impossible, your cock can support your whole weight?

Bowie Tenacious D

Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life is but a dream---eam뾢am---eam.

Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass) Tenacious D

[JB] Down where the sasquatch hide, In the misty mountainside, He's got shiny diamonds that he's got to protect, Look into the sasquatch eye, Did you know that sass could fly?

Double Team Tenacious D

down by your feet. It's me, it's JB, I뭢 suckin?upon your toes. We don't mind sucking on toes! Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow! Havin? sex with me and KG, Now you've talkin?

tribute tenacious d

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.

39 Tenacious D

in the setting sun She's 39, but she's number one Get the apartment just right, she's comin' over tonight I like it cause I don't feel scared She's 39, I'm in my underwear Here she comes, comin' down

City Hall Tenacious D

Lots of times when me and KG are watchin' All the fuckin' shit that goes down at City Hall, We get the feeling we should fuck shit up, Yeah we should fuckin' start a riot. A Riot!

Spiderman Tenacious D

What the fuck is going down, somebody help us He's got a tranquilizer gun, David Dark's got a tranquil gun, He shot him in the ass, with a tranquilizer gun, But it didnt.....

kickapoo tenacious D

You\'d better shut your mouth, You better watch your tone! You\'re grounded for a week with no telephone! Don\'t wanna hear you cry, Don\'t wanna hear you moan!

Lee Tenacious D

Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee, We뭨e talkin?fuckin?Lee. I had a friend named Lee, He cast a spell a spell on me. If me and Lee and KG could be three, Flyin?free Tena...

The Road Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know. When I'm lunchin' on a t...

Dio Tenacious D

Dio has rocked for a long, long time, Now it's time for him to pass the torch. He has songs of wildebeests and angels, He has soared on the wings of a demon. It's time to pass the torch, You're to...

Wonderboy Tenacious D

[spoken] Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces; they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen, and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right, [sung] Me! And KG!

classico tenacious D

Can’t you see he’s the man, Let me hear you applaud, He is more than a man He\'s a shiny golden god. If you think its time to f**king rock, And f**king roll, out of control Well then you know you\...

Inward Singing Tenacious D

(Kage Snoring) Omg..Omg Ive Done It..KAGE COME HERE I WANT YOU! What?! What?! God! I Was Sleeping Dude What Are You Talkin About? Omg I Did What'd You Do? I Done It I Fuckin Did It The Most Powerfu...

Friendship Test Tenacious D

Brrrrrriiiinngggg, Brrrriiiiinnnnggggg *click* Kyle: Two Kings Jack: Hey Cage Kyle: Hey Jack: How's It Goin'? Kyle: Good, Good... Jack: Whatta ya doin?.. Kyle: Aw, god I was just... Jack: I Love Yo...

One Note Song Tenacious D

KG:Jack JB:yeah KG:do you think some people do you think that there's some people that arent really that are actually robots living among us JB:No KG:that we cant tell JB:No we dont have the techno...

Fuck Her Gently Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her so...

Kielbasa Tenacious D

Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go! Fuck yeah! Yeah, yeah!

Birthday Song Tenacious D

JB: (singng) Birthday Birthday Birthday for you It's hard to believe another year is through Slipping through the mists of time Cosmic traveler with mirror eyes Doth appear from between, his mother...

History Tenacious D

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise, to power!

Rize of the Fenix Tenacious D

When The Pick of Destiny was released it was a bomb And all the critics said that the D was done The sun had set and the chapter had closed But one thing no one thought about was the D would rise again

Jesus Ranch Tenacious D

It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch. He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, alright. I'm taking a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside. Smells of shit, Liga Guinggligagigg...

Baby Tenacious D

I Can't Get to Sleep Tonight 오늘 밤은 잠을 이룰 수가 없네 No Matter How Hard I Try 내가 어떻게 어렵게 시도했든 상관없어 Cause It's Cold and It's Dark 왜냐면밖은 춥고 어둡기 때문이지 And The Wind is a Whistlin' 그리고 바람은 서늘하고 And I Can't See...

Low Hangin' Fruit Tenacious D

Well me and Kage are hungry We're hungry for some fruit We wander through the garden It would be a hoot To eat some low hanging fruit We're on a freaky pursuit Don't want no high class model in des...

Classical Teacher Tenacious D

[F:] No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap! [K:] What? What'd I do? What'd I do? [F:] You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar!

Deth Starr Tenacious D

The world is fucking turning to shit The earth don't stand a chance Hurricane typhoon will destroy the city We've got to clean up the skies and recycle We've got to stop the overpopulation But most...

Roadie Tenacious D

Well it's 3 P.M. Time to lug the gear Gotta get it on the stage My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day When I check the mic I fucka' check the mic I fucka' checka' checka' 1,2,3 I pl...

The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage Tenacious D

This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage and Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies Rage Kage was left far ...

Rock Is Dead Tenacious D

Go Rock is dead, rock is dead Rock is dead, rock is dead Talk to my friend, that's what he said Is rock still around? No rock is dead It's all over, rock and roll is dead Bottle of jack, Mercury Fr...

They Fucked Our Asses Tenacious D

They fucked our asses They fucked 'em hard But we kept our indie cred For the whole nine yards Ha They blocked our album They fucked our show But we marched through hill and ill Through the ice and...

To Be The Best Tenacious D

To be the best We got to pass the test We gotta make it all the way To the top of the mountain We can do it again! To feel the high We got to learn to fly We got to take it to the sky On the wing...

Explosivo Tenacious D

Climb upon my faithful steed. Then we're gonna ride, gonna smoke some weed. Climb upon my big assed steed. And ride, ride, ride. What's the name of the song, Explosivo! Don't know what it's about, ...

Road Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know. When I'm lunchin' ...

Friendship Tenacious D

It's rare to me, Say a prayer for me, 'Cause it's rare to be In Tenacious D.

Karate Tenacious D

With karate I'll kick your ass Here to Tiennamen Square. Oh yeah, muthafucka, I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere. You broke the rules, Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair, You muthafucka. You m...

Rock Your Socks Tenacious D

I'm gonna get me an oversized guitar, Gain forty pounds, and be the next D.' Well, I got sour news for you, jack. It ain't that easy.

Dude (I Totally Miss You) Tenacious D

Dude, i totally miss you I really fucking miss you I'm all alone, All the time, all the time Dude, i totally miss you The things we did together Where have you gone? Totally miss the honesty And sp...

POD Tenacious D

They formed a band they named Tenacious D. and then they got the Pick Of Destiny. Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child, you know we will be rockin' cause it's fuckin' insane.

Karate Schnitzel Tenacious D

(spoken)(JB:) God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckinschnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.(KG:) Whahahat? Wh?(JB:) Wake up.(KG:) What?(JB:) You a...