JB: (singng)
Birthday Birthday Birthday for you
It's hard to believe another year is through
Slipping through the mists of time
Cosmic traveler with mirror eyes
Doth appear from between, his mother's thighs
Blood slick and with purple skin
The babe doth emerge from her vagina within
While the mother screams like a witch; like a bitch
Happy Birthday
JB: (spoken)
Stare into the cold light of life
You will see it again
You will see it again
Chorus:
(singing)
And what is this cold dark world
Upon whose shores I'm so rudely thrust
Glov-ed hand of the mad man delivers a smack
Unkind, Unjust
JB: Father, is that you, through clouds of the cosmos blue
It's a boy
It's a girl
It's a soul
Or is it
Hahahaha
(spoken)
JB: Mother, is that you?
It's my birthday.
Crone:
I have a secret for your ear, not your eye
The moment you are born, you begin to die
JB: Crone, be gone!
Crone: Away! Fulfill your destiny, unwind the clock.
Happy Birthday.
JB: Thou knowest me not!
With this sword I cleve thee into the world
Through the stormy deep the babe is hurled
Tetragravton!
Chorus: (singing)
Happy Birthday (repeated)
JB: (spoken)
Abraxis! Abraxis! I give myself to thee!
No! Why this shattered life?
Why was I born of woman?
Hideous vision, what wouldst thou with me?
Eternity: Happy Birthday.
JB: Weary traveler, who are you?
Eternity: I'm Eternity.
JB: Wilst thou not let me pass on this journey?
Eternity: (singing)
If you answer me this riddle, then Ascot's treasure shall be thine
In the name of Thor
Who is your father
Who is your mother
What is the answer
Mortal speak
Happy Birthday
JB: No, can it be
The answer that you seek is...
It's me
It's me
It's me
Happy Birthday