The Government Totally Sucks Tenacious D

The government totally sucks You motherfucker The government totally sucks Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed He was a genius but if he was here today

Dude (I Totally Miss You) Tenacious D

Dude, i totally miss you I really fucking miss you I'm all alone, All the time, all the time Dude, i totally miss you The things we did together Where have you gone?

Car Chase City Tenacious D

Car chase city, That's the name, Of my game. It was all proven, Now its totally lame! KG really fucking, Blew us some ass! Now we're fucking, Headed for a, Total collapse!

Spiderman Tenacious D

Nike shoes I can see the fuckin BVD's outline, Oh fuck, stay totally still, Stay totally still, its fuckin Sasafrasquatch, I've been searching for him for ten years And now its my chance to capture

Double Team Tenacious D

Slip out this book: The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin? [sung] That's the first thin?I say to you. How's it goin? Are you flowin? Listen honey, Thinkin?

Deth Starr Tenacious D

The world is fucking turning to shit The earth don't stand a chance Hurricane typhoon will destroy the city We've got to clean up the skies and recycle We've got to stop the overpopulation But most

The Road Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know.

The Metal Tenacious D

You can't kill the metal The metal will live on Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were smite to the ground New-wave tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were stricken

The Divide Tenacious D

What's it gonna be Kyle? You have to decide. Tits or destiny? Tits. Whooooahahaha! Ahhh!!! WHYYYY GO!!

Sucks KMFDM

We like talking dirty We smoke and we drink We're KMFDM and all other bands stink Our music is sampled Totally fake It's done by machines 'Coz they don't make mistakes We don't have no lyrics

The Last In Line Tenacious D

We're the ship without a storm The cold without the warm Light inside the darkness That it needs, yeah We're a laugh without tear The hope without the fear We are coming, home We're off to the witch We

To Be The Best Tenacious D

To be the best We got to pass the test We gotta make it all the way To the top of the mountain We can do it again!

Break In-City (Storm The Gate!) Tenacious D

The mission is clear, I'm going over there I'm going to do the mission I flip around the corner, flat as a pancake And then i- oh noo!

tribute tenacious d

All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road. And he said: [sung] "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul."

Roadie Tenacious D

Time to lug the gear Gotta get it on the stage My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day When I check the mic I fucka' check the mic I fucka' checka' checka' 1,2,3 I plug it in, I make

The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage Tenacious D

This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage and Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies Rage Kage was left far behind

Rize of the Fenix Tenacious D

When The Pick of Destiny was released it was a bomb And all the critics said that the D was done The sun had set and the chapter had closed But one thing no one thought about was the D would rise again

Wonderboy Tenacious D

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

Road Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know.

POD Tenacious D

Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child, you know we will be rockin' cause it's fuckin' insane. It's just the Pick of Destiny child, More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.

Low Hangin' Fruit Tenacious D

Well me and Kage are hungry We're hungry for some fruit We wander through the garden It would be a hoot To eat some low hanging fruit We're on a freaky pursuit Don't want no high class model in designer

Explosivo Tenacious D

What's the name of the song, Explosivo! Don't know what it's about, but it's good to go. What's the name of my girlfriend, I don't know. But she's built like the shit, and she's good to go, go.

Birthday Song Tenacious D

thighs Blood slick and with purple skin The babe doth emerge from her vagina within While the mother screams like a witch; like a bitch Happy Birthday JB: (spoken) Stare into the cold light of life

kickapoo tenacious D

A vision he did see of F**kin\' rockin\' all the time. He wrote a tasty jam And all the planets did align. ..::Jack Black (Son)::..

Throw Down Tenacious D

Moses came down from the hill Holding the rules in his hand Looked all around Suddenly found No one was listening Now it's time to throw down So throw down Throw down We throw down Throw down

City Hall Tenacious D

All you people up there in City Hall, You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets. This is a song for the people in the streets, Not the people City Hall.

Hard Fucking Tenacious D

We should talk about the hard fucking no The hard fucking?

Kyle Quit The Band Tenacious D

"Kyle Quit The Band" Last week, Kyle quit the band, Now we're back together, uh. Misunderstanding, didn't understand. It doesn't matter, now we're back together again. A-la la la la la.

Jesus Ranch Tenacious D

He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, alright. I'm taking a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside. Smells of shit, Liga Guinggligagiggagoogoogwillgo.

Baby Tenacious D

I Can't Get to Sleep Tonight 오늘 밤은 잠을 이룰 수가 없네 No Matter How Hard I Try 내가 어떻게 어렵게 시도했든 상관없어 Cause It's Cold and It's Dark 왜냐면밖은 춥고 어둡기 때문이지 And The Wind is a Whistlin' 그리고 바람은 서늘하고 And I Can't

Cock Pushups Tenacious D

Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out Yeah? Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies? Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready Yeah?

Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Tenacious D

the demon code prevents me 악마의 문서에는 써있구나 from declining a rock off challenge 락의 대결을 받아들이라고 what are your terms? what is the cash? 뭘 원해? 무엇을 걸거냐?

Inward Singing Tenacious D

I Done It I Fuckin Did It The Most Powerful Tool In Singing Technology Since Yodeling Dude Omg Inward Singing What?

Rock Your Socks Tenacious D

The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off. There's no such thing as a rock prodigy, Cause rock 'n roll is bogus, right KG? ('Right!')

Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass) Tenacious D

[Sasquatch] Lets take a dip in the strawberry river, (la la la) [JB] Yay! [Sasquatch] C'mon! (C'mon baby lets go!)

Karate Tenacious D

You broke the rules, Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair, You muthafucka. You muthafucka. Kyle betrayed me And then he lied tried to hide And I died deep inside And you know the reason why.

They Fucked Our Asses Tenacious D

They fucked our asses They fucked 'em hard But we kept our indie cred For the whole nine yards Ha They blocked our album They fucked our show But we marched through hill and ill Through the ice

39 Tenacious D

She's 39, but she still looks young Not very young, but a lot of fun She's my 39 lady in the sun 49 and I'm feelin' fine In the sun that's a lot of fun Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops

History Tenacious D

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise, to power!

Drive Through Tenacious D

JB: Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu Drive-thru guy: okay JB: ...ah l- Drive-thru guy: would you like special curly fries? JB: Please, don't, don't offer me anything...

Drive-Thru Tenacious D

JB: Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu Drive-thru guy: okay JB: ...ah l- Drive-thru guy: would you like special curly fries? JB: Please, don't, don't offer me anything...

Classical Teacher Tenacious D

[K:] S'good... s'good [J:] Y'know I've been thinking a lot about it, and um, I just want us to be the best fucking band in the world. [K:] Well yeah, me too!

Dio Tenacious D

Dio has rocked for a long, long time, Now it's time for him to pass the torch. He has songs of wildebeests and angels, He has soared on the wings of a demon.

One Note Song Tenacious D

KG:Jack JB:yeah KG:do you think some people do you think that there's some people that arent really that are actually robots living among us JB:No KG:that we cant tell JB:No we dont have the technology

Kielbasa Tenacious D

Dianetics Jr. much better than Krishna, Dianetics Jr. much better indeed, And all you people here you're tremendous, (Except the people in the back), And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed With

classico tenacious D

Can’t you see he’s the man, Let me hear you applaud, He is more than a man He\'s a shiny golden god.

Friendship Tenacious D

It's rare to me, Say a prayer for me, 'Cause it's rare to be In Tenacious D.

Master Exploder Tenacious D

Sorry I did not mean, (he did not mean) to blow your mind (to blow your mind) But that shit happens to me, all the time! Now take a look (take a look) tell me what do you see?

Señorita Tenacious D

I'll fuckin' kill the man who has done you wrong My body's shakin' out of control His name is Larry, oh he's really scary Drinkin' at the fuckin' bar Tap his shoulder, muscles like a boulder Tell

Flutes & Trombones Tenacious D

Kage Wha Hey wh what's happenin' What are you doin' here Oh I just uh I think I forgot somethin' Just ya know Wait a second it's like 2am in the middle of the night Yeah And you're here in the