Rize of the Fenix Tenacious D

When The Pick of Destiny was released it was a bomb And all the critics said that the D was done The sun had set and the chapter had closed But one thing no one thought about was the D would rise again

Fenix Simian Ghost

The sun makes you sway as you walk through the class And you take your seat next to the board The world is unpaused as the silence withdraws With from all the laughter from the hall Lifting eyes stare

POD Tenacious D

Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child, you know we will be rockin' cause it's fuckin' insane. It's just the Pick of Destiny child, More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.

Explosivo Tenacious D

What's the name of the song, Explosivo! Don't know what it's about, but it's good to go. What's the name of my girlfriend, I don't know. But she's built like the shit, and she's good to go, go.

Wonderboy Tenacious D

"Wonderboy" High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds, There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly. Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck. Yeah, yeah.

The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage Tenacious D

This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage and Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies Rage Kage was left far behind

Deth Starr Tenacious D

important of all We've got to build a Deth Starr Deth Starr it's a fuckin' ship It's a son of a bitch y'all and we're building it It's gonna take us up into the sky We don't need the earth we're

To Be The Best Tenacious D

To be the best We got to pass the test We gotta make it all the way To the top of the mountain We can do it again!

Birthday Song Tenacious D

JB: (singng) Birthday Birthday Birthday for you It's hard to believe another year is through Slipping through the mists of time Cosmic traveler with mirror eyes Doth appear from between, his mother's

Throw Down Tenacious D

Moses came down from the hill Holding the rules in his hand Looked all around Suddenly found No one was listening Now it's time to throw down So throw down Throw down We throw down Throw down

Roadie Tenacious D

Time to lug the gear Gotta get it on the stage My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day When I check the mic I fucka' check the mic I fucka' checka' checka' 1,2,3 I plug it in, I make

Dio Tenacious D

Dio has rocked for a long, long time, Now it's time for him to pass the torch. He has songs of wildebeests and angels, He has soared on the wings of a demon.

classico tenacious D

Can’t you see he’s the man, Let me hear you applaud, He is more than a man He\'s a shiny golden god.

History Tenacious D

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise, to power!

Jesus Ranch Tenacious D

He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, alright. I'm taking a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside. Smells of shit, Liga Guinggligagiggagoogoogwillgo.

tribute tenacious d

All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road. And he said: [sung] "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul."

kickapoo tenacious D

A vision he did see of F**kin\' rockin\' all the time. He wrote a tasty jam And all the planets did align. ..::Jack Black (Son)::..

City Hall Tenacious D

All you people up there in City Hall, You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets. This is a song for the people in the streets, Not the people City Hall.

Car Chase City Tenacious D

Car chase city, That's the name, Of my game. It was all proven, Now its totally lame! KG really fucking, Blew us some ass! Now we're fucking, Headed for a, Total collapse!

Rock Your Socks Tenacious D

It's a rock block of Bach, That he learned in the school, Called the School of Hard Knocks!

The Road Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know.

The Metal Tenacious D

You can't kill the metal The metal will live on Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were smite to the ground New-wave tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were stricken

Drive Through Tenacious D

Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake. Drive-thru guy: They come in six or twelve pieces sir...

Drive-Thru Tenacious D

Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake. Drive-thru guy: They come in six or twelve pieces sir...

39 Tenacious D

She's 39, but she still looks young Not very young, but a lot of fun She's my 39 lady in the sun 49 and I'm feelin' fine In the sun that's a lot of fun Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops

Señorita Tenacious D

I'll fuckin' kill the man who has done you wrong My body's shakin' out of control His name is Larry, oh he's really scary Drinkin' at the fuckin' bar Tap his shoulder, muscles like a boulder Tell

Kyle Quit The Band Tenacious D

"Kyle Quit The Band" Last week, Kyle quit the band, Now we're back together, uh. Misunderstanding, didn't understand. It doesn't matter, now we're back together again. A-la la la la la.

Flutes & Trombones Tenacious D

Kage Wha Hey wh what's happenin' What are you doin' here Oh I just uh I think I forgot somethin' Just ya know Wait a second it's like 2am in the middle of the night Yeah And you're here in the

The Government Totally Sucks Tenacious D

The government totally sucks You motherfucker The government totally sucks Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed He was a genius but if he was here today

Road Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know.

Master Exploder Tenacious D

Sorry I did not mean, (he did not mean) to blow your mind (to blow your mind) But that shit happens to me, all the time! Now take a look (take a look) tell me what do you see?

Double Team Tenacious D

Slip out this book: The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it goin? [sung] That's the first thin?I say to you. How's it goin? Are you flowin? Listen honey, Thinkin?

Paradigm (feat. Natalie Major) RIZE

There’s someone in the mirror I don’t recognize Take me far away and look me deeply in the eyes Give you all the power Let you hypnotize, my whole mind my whole life Cause you make me feel so high Can

Rock Is Dead Tenacious D

No rock is dead It's all over, rock and roll is dead Bottle of jack, Mercury Fred Muscle car, Grateful Dead Lord of the Rings, Zeppelin Led Devil tattoo, Right Said Fred It's all over, rock and roll

Baby Tenacious D

I Can't Get to Sleep Tonight 오늘 밤은 잠을 이룰 수가 없네 No Matter How Hard I Try 내가 어떻게 어렵게 시도했든 상관없어 Cause It's Cold and It's Dark 왜냐면밖은 춥고 어둡기 때문이지 And The Wind is a Whistlin' 그리고 바람은 서늘하고 And I Can't

The Last In Line Tenacious D

We're the ship without a storm The cold without the warm Light inside the darkness That it needs, yeah We're a laugh without tear The hope without the fear We are coming, home We're off to the witch We

One Note Song Tenacious D

KG:Jack JB:yeah KG:do you think some people do you think that there's some people that arent really that are actually robots living among us JB:No KG:that we cant tell JB:No we dont have the technology

Kielbasa Tenacious D

Dianetics Jr. much better than Krishna, Dianetics Jr. much better indeed, And all you people here you're tremendous, (Except the people in the back), And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed With

Papagenu (He's My Sassafrass) Tenacious D

[Sasquatch] Lets take a dip in the strawberry river, (la la la) [JB] Yay! [Sasquatch] C'mon! (C'mon baby lets go!)

Inward Singing Tenacious D

I Done It I Fuckin Did It The Most Powerful Tool In Singing Technology Since Yodeling Dude Omg Inward Singing What?

Friendship Test Tenacious D

I'm glad i fuckin did this test on you, the friendship test Kyle: WHAT, Whatta you talkin about?

Spiderman Tenacious D

him I'm not moving, ohhh fuck, He's using the web, hes using the web, You see spidey, he's freezing the audience, He's using the fucking spidey Wawww, I couldn't hold him, He fucking hosed almost

Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Tenacious D

[Beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of luck 맞아 젠장이라고해야지! 네 빌어먹을 운도 끝이야! now i'm complete and my cock you will suck 난 이제 완벽해 내 거시기도 완벽해!

...Baby One More Time (from Kung Fu Panda 4) Tenacious D

Oh, baby, baby, I shouldn't have let you go And now you're out of sight, yeah Show me how you want it to be Yeah, tell me, baby, 'cause I need to know now, oh, because My loneliness is killing me (and

Classical Teacher Tenacious D

[K:] S'good... s'good [J:] Y'know I've been thinking a lot about it, and um, I just want us to be the best fucking band in the world. [K:] Well yeah, me too!

The Divide Tenacious D

What's it gonna be Kyle? You have to decide. Tits or destiny? Tits. Whooooahahaha! Ahhh!!! WHYYYY GO!!

Break In-City (Storm The Gate!) Tenacious D

The mission is clear, I'm going over there I'm going to do the mission I flip around the corner, flat as a pancake And then i- oh noo!

Dude (I Totally Miss You) Tenacious D

Dude, i totally miss you I really fucking miss you I'm all alone, All the time, all the time Dude, i totally miss you The things we did together Where have you gone?

Low Hangin' Fruit Tenacious D

Well me and Kage are hungry We're hungry for some fruit We wander through the garden It would be a hoot To eat some low hanging fruit We're on a freaky pursuit Don't want no high class model in designer

Hard Fucking Tenacious D

We should talk about the hard fucking no The hard fucking?