One Note Song Tenacious D

stop playing I was thinking of a fucking brilliant song KG:yeah? JB:check it out.

tribute tenacious d

[sung] And we played the first thing that came to our heads, Just so happened to be, The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

Birthday Song Tenacious D

JB: (singng) Birthday Birthday Birthday for you It's hard to believe another year is through Slipping through the mists of time Cosmic traveler with mirror eyes Doth appear from between, his mother...

Explosivo Tenacious D

What's the name of the song, Explosivo! Don't know what it's about, but it's good to go. What's the name of my girlfriend, I don't know. But she's built like the shit, and she's good to go, go.

Dio Tenacious D

We're takin' you to a home, But we will sing a song about you. And we will make sure that you're very well taken care of. You'll tell us secrets that you've learned. Raow!

Kyle Quit The Band Tenacious D

This is our song of exultant joy because We only came to kick some ass. Rock the fuckin' house and kick some ass. What we gonna do with all the cash? Smoke hash, and then we thrash.

Low Hangin' Fruit Tenacious D

hanging fruit We're on a freaky pursuit Don't want no high class model in designer fucking bathing suit We want the low hanging fruit Me and Kage are horny Looking for a snack Looking for a plump one

Lee Tenacious D

("Psycho" Knife Song style, 16X) Leeee, Leeee, Leeee? LEE!

History Tenacious D

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise, to power!

Fuck Her Gently Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some

Spiderman Tenacious D

(This song is done in improv so it's different every time) Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a spider can, Is he strong, listen bud, he got the radio acting blah Hey-ohhh, there goes a spider man

...Baby One More Time (from Kung Fu Panda 4) Tenacious D

tell me, baby, 'cause I need to know now, oh, because My loneliness is killing me (and I) I must confess I still believe (still believe) When I'm not with you I lose my mind Give me a sign Hit me, baby, one

The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage Tenacious D

watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions He'd screaned KG's calls and snorked coke of the ass of a whore No one

Rize of the Fenix Tenacious D

When The Pick of Destiny was released it was a bomb And all the critics said that the D was done The sun had set and the chapter had closed But one thing no one thought about was the D would rise again

City Hall Tenacious D

This is a song for the people in the streets, Not the people City Hall. All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up, Come along children and fuckin' rise!

Cock Pushups Tenacious D

Yeah I guess you could only do one really Yeah, well one is all ya need

The Road Tenacious D

Why can't I stay in one place For more than two days. Why?! Because I'm talkin' about the road. [5X] Road!

Road Tenacious D

Why can't I stay in one place For more than two days. Why?! Because I'm talkin' about the road. [5X] Road!

The Metal Tenacious D

[x2] [Singing] No-one can destroy the metal The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow We are the vanquished foes of the metal We tried to win for why we do not know New-wave tried

Throw Down Tenacious D

Moses came down from the hill Holding the rules in his hand Looked all around Suddenly found No one was listening Now it's time to throw down So throw down Throw down We throw down Throw down

Inward Singing Tenacious D

And Then I Start Some Lyrics And You Cant Believe Im Singing It Im Never Fucking Stopping And Im Always Fucking Singing And Now You Know That I Will Never Stop The Fucking Singing Im Like A Fucking One

39 Tenacious D

Then I fuckin' didariddly doo And I fuckin' gots to spew Upon my belly, dripped upon my shoe Get me a tissue Chardonnay in the setting sun She's 39, but she's number one Get the apartment just right

Classical Teacher Tenacious D

[F:] One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah, we will work on your technique. [K:] OK. [F:] Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here? [K:] Yup.

Rock Your Socks Tenacious D

One, two, three, four, five, SIX SIX SIX! It doesn't matter if it is good, It only matters if it rocks. The main thing that we do is to rock your socks off.

Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Tenacious D

우리 락으로 대결하자 give us one chance to rock your socks off 우리에게 한번만 기회를 주면 너를 감동시켜주지 [Beelz] Fuck, fuck, fuck 젠장! 된장! 장!

Wonderboy Tenacious D

[spoken] Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces; they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen, and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right, [sung] Me! And KG!

kickapoo tenacious D

You\'d better shut your mouth, You better watch your tone! You\'re grounded for a week with no telephone! Don\'t wanna hear you cry, Don\'t wanna hear you moan!

Bowie Tenacious D

Rum gigga gum gum, rum gigga gum gum, rum gigga gum gum gao. Rigga gig, a-rigga gigga goo goo, Rigga gigga gigga gip goo goo. Rigga gig, a-rigga gigga goo goo, Rigga gigga gigga goo-oooo. Stabbin?...

classico tenacious D

Can’t you see he’s the man, Let me hear you applaud, He is more than a man He\'s a shiny golden god. If you think its time to f**king rock, And f**king roll, out of control Well then you know you\...

Hard Fucking Tenacious D

We should talk about the hard fucking no The hard fucking? Because i think its pretty common complaint Yeah the ladies don't really like the hard fucking You feel like your giving them some extra j...

Friendship Test Tenacious D

Brrrrrriiiinngggg, Brrrriiiiinnnnggggg *click* Kyle: Two Kings Jack: Hey Cage Kyle: Hey Jack: How's It Goin'? Kyle: Good, Good... Jack: Whatta ya doin?.. Kyle: Aw, god I was just... Jack: I Love Yo...

Double Team Tenacious D

Damn, a hard day's rockin? Better slip off ma shoes. Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend. Dip m뭪oe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book: The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it ...

Kielbasa Tenacious D

Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go! Fuck yeah! Yeah, yeah!

Jesus Ranch Tenacious D

It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch. He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, alright. I'm taking a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside. Smells of shit, Liga Guinggligagigg...

Drive Through Tenacious D

JB: Kage... KG: Yeah? JB: Let's go to this drive-thru. (Motor Sounds) KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'. Drive-thru guy: (mumbles) JB: Yeah, um...ah Drive-thru guy: May I have your order? JB: Yeah, hold on...

Baby Tenacious D

I Can't Get to Sleep Tonight 오늘 밤은 잠을 이룰 수가 없네 No Matter How Hard I Try 내가 어떻게 어렵게 시도했든 상관없어 Cause It's Cold and It's Dark 왜냐면밖은 춥고 어둡기 때문이지 And The Wind is a Whistlin' 그리고 바람은 서늘하고 And I Can't See...

Friendship Tenacious D

It's rare to me, Say a prayer for me, 'Cause it's rare to be In Tenacious D.

Karate Tenacious D

With karate I'll kick your ass Here to Tiennamen Square. Oh yeah, muthafucka, I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere. You broke the rules, Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair, You muthafucka. You m...

Drive-Thru Tenacious D

JB: Kage... KG: Yeah? JB: Let's go to this drive-thru. (Motor Sounds) KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'. Drive-thru guy: (mumbles) JB: Yeah, um...ah Drive-thru guy: May I have your order? JB: Yeah, hold on...

Dude (I Totally Miss You) Tenacious D

Dude, i totally miss you I really fucking miss you I'm all alone, All the time, all the time Dude, i totally miss you The things we did together Where have you gone? Totally miss the honesty And sp...

POD Tenacious D

They formed a band they named Tenacious D. and then they got the Pick Of Destiny. Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child, you know we will be rockin' cause it's fuckin' insane.

Señorita Tenacious D

"Señorita" Señorita, tasty mamacita Tell me baby, what's your name Oh Conchita, won't you have a seat-a Tell me baby, who's to blame? I'll fuckin' kill the man who has done you wrong My body's sh...

Deth Starr Tenacious D

The world is fucking turning to shit The earth don't stand a chance Hurricane typhoon will destroy the city We've got to clean up the skies and recycle We've got to stop the overpopulation But most...

Roadie Tenacious D

Well it's 3 P.M. Time to lug the gear Gotta get it on the stage My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day When I check the mic I fucka' check the mic I fucka' checka' checka' 1,2,3 I pl...

Flutes & Trombones Tenacious D

Kage Wha Hey wh what's happenin' What are you doin' here Oh I just uh I think I forgot somethin' Just ya know Wait a second it's like 2am in the middle of the night Yeah And you're here in the reco...

Rock Is Dead Tenacious D

Go Rock is dead, rock is dead Rock is dead, rock is dead Talk to my friend, that's what he said Is rock still around? No rock is dead It's all over, rock and roll is dead Bottle of jack, Mercury Fr...

They Fucked Our Asses Tenacious D

They fucked our asses They fucked 'em hard But we kept our indie cred For the whole nine yards Ha They blocked our album They fucked our show But we marched through hill and ill Through the ice and...

To Be The Best Tenacious D

To be the best We got to pass the test We gotta make it all the way To the top of the mountain We can do it again! To feel the high We got to learn to fly We got to take it to the sky On the wing...

The Government Totally Sucks Tenacious D

The government totally sucks You motherfucker The government totally sucks Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed He was a genius but if he was here toda...

Master Exploder Tenacious D

Aaah! Arghhh! I do not need, (he does not need) a microphone (a microphone) My voice is fuckin, (fuckin) Powerful!! Aaah!! Arghhh! Sorry I did not mean, (he did not mean) to blow your mind (to b...