Friendship Test Tenacious D

I'm glad i fuckin did this test on you, the friendship test Kyle: WHAT, Whatta you talkin about?

Friendship Tenacious D

Friendship is rare, Do you know what I'm sayin' to you? Friendship is rare. My derriere, When you find out much later That they don't really care. It's rare to me, can't you see?

Hard Fucking Tenacious D

don't really like the hard fucking You feel like your giving them some extra juice Their not in to that You think your like taken it to the limit Maybe they are though in to that You know what the test

To Be The Best Tenacious D

To be the best We got to pass the test We gotta make it all the way To the top of the mountain We can do it again!

Friendship Test Jack Black

I'm glad i fuckin did this test on you, the friendship test Kyle: WHAT, Whatta you talkin about?

Lee Tenacious D

Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee, We뭨e talkin?fuckin?Lee. I had a friend named Lee, He cast a spell a spell on me. If me and Lee and KG could be three, Flyin?free Tena...

tribute tenacious d

[spoken] This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute. Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a s...

The Road Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know. When I'm lunchin' on a t...

Dio Tenacious D

Dio has rocked for a long, long time, Now it's time for him to pass the torch. He has songs of wildebeests and angels, He has soared on the wings of a demon. It's time to pass the torch, You're to...

Wonderboy Tenacious D

[spoken] Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces; they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen, and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right, [sung] Me! And KG!

kickapoo tenacious D

You\'d better shut your mouth, You better watch your tone! You\'re grounded for a week with no telephone! Don\'t wanna hear you cry, Don\'t wanna hear you moan!

Bowie Tenacious D

Rum gigga gum gum, rum gigga gum gum, rum gigga gum gum gao. Rigga gig, a-rigga gigga goo goo, Rigga gigga gigga gip goo goo. Rigga gig, a-rigga gigga goo goo, Rigga gigga gigga goo-oooo. Stabbin?...

classico tenacious D

Can’t you see he’s the man, Let me hear you applaud, He is more than a man He\'s a shiny golden god. If you think its time to f**king rock, And f**king roll, out of control Well then you know you\...

Inward Singing Tenacious D

(Kage Snoring) Omg..Omg Ive Done It..KAGE COME HERE I WANT YOU! What?! What?! God! I Was Sleeping Dude What Are You Talkin About? Omg I Did What'd You Do? I Done It I Fuckin Did It The Most Powerfu...

City Hall Tenacious D

JB: Long live the "D." KG: Long live the "D." [clinking of glasses] JB: Long live me. I'm sorry, I poisoned your wine. KG: What? JB: For the good of the land.

One Note Song Tenacious D

KG:Jack JB:yeah KG:do you think some people do you think that there's some people that arent really that are actually robots living among us JB:No KG:that we cant tell JB:No we dont have the techno...

Double Team Tenacious D

Damn, a hard day's rockin? Better slip off ma shoes. Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend. Dip m뭪oe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book: The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who's this? How's it ...

The Metal Tenacious D

You can't kill the metal The metal will live on Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were smite to the ground New-wave tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were st...

Fuck Her Gently Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her so...

Spiderman Tenacious D

(This song is done in improv so it's different every time) Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a spider can, Is he strong, listen bud, he got the radio acting blah Hey-ohhh, there goes a spider ma...

Kielbasa Tenacious D

Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go! Fuck yeah! Yeah, yeah!

Birthday Song Tenacious D

JB: (singng) Birthday Birthday Birthday for you It's hard to believe another year is through Slipping through the mists of time Cosmic traveler with mirror eyes Doth appear from between, his mother...

Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Tenacious D

your mind 우리는 락의 성채로 네놈을 날릴거야 we will defeat you, for all mankind 모든 인류를 위해 너를 날려주마 you hold the scepter, 니가 주도권을 가지고 있지만 we hold the key 우린 열쇠를 가지고 있어 you are the devil, 너는 악마고 we are the D

History Tenacious D

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise, to power!

Rize of the Fenix Tenacious D

When The Pick of Destiny was released it was a bomb And all the critics said that the D was done The sun had set and the chapter had closed But one thing no one thought about was the D would rise again

Jesus Ranch Tenacious D

It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch. He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, alright. I'm taking a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside. Smells of shit, Liga Guinggligagigg...

Drive Through Tenacious D

JB: Kage... KG: Yeah? JB: Let's go to this drive-thru. (Motor Sounds) KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'. Drive-thru guy: (mumbles) JB: Yeah, um...ah Drive-thru guy: May I have your order? JB: Yeah, hold on...

Baby Tenacious D

I Can't Get to Sleep Tonight 오늘 밤은 잠을 이룰 수가 없네 No Matter How Hard I Try 내가 어떻게 어렵게 시도했든 상관없어 Cause It's Cold and It's Dark 왜냐면밖은 춥고 어둡기 때문이지 And The Wind is a Whistlin' 그리고 바람은 서늘하고 And I Can't See...

Low Hangin' Fruit Tenacious D

Well me and Kage are hungry We're hungry for some fruit We wander through the garden It would be a hoot To eat some low hanging fruit We're on a freaky pursuit Don't want no high class model in des...

Classical Teacher Tenacious D

[F:] No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap! [K:] What? What'd I do? What'd I do? [F:] You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar!

Señorita Tenacious D

"Señorita" Señorita, tasty mamacita Tell me baby, what's your name Oh Conchita, won't you have a seat-a Tell me baby, who's to blame? I'll fuckin' kill the man who has done you wrong My body's sh...

Deth Starr Tenacious D

The world is fucking turning to shit The earth don't stand a chance Hurricane typhoon will destroy the city We've got to clean up the skies and recycle We've got to stop the overpopulation But most...

Roadie Tenacious D

Well it's 3 P.M. Time to lug the gear Gotta get it on the stage My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day When I check the mic I fucka' check the mic I fucka' checka' checka' 1,2,3 I pl...

Flutes & Trombones Tenacious D

Kage Wha Hey wh what's happenin' What are you doin' here Oh I just uh I think I forgot somethin' Just ya know Wait a second it's like 2am in the middle of the night Yeah And you're here in the reco...

The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage Tenacious D

This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage and Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies Rage Kage was left far ...

Throw Down Tenacious D

Moses came down from the hill Holding the rules in his hand Looked all around Suddenly found No one was listening Now it's time to throw down So throw down Throw down We throw down Throw down Jesus...

Rock Is Dead Tenacious D

Go Rock is dead, rock is dead Rock is dead, rock is dead Talk to my friend, that's what he said Is rock still around? No rock is dead It's all over, rock and roll is dead Bottle of jack, Mercury Fr...

They Fucked Our Asses Tenacious D

They fucked our asses They fucked 'em hard But we kept our indie cred For the whole nine yards Ha They blocked our album They fucked our show But we marched through hill and ill Through the ice and...

39 Tenacious D

She's 39, but she still looks young Not very young, but a lot of fun She's my 39 lady in the sun 49 and I'm feelin' fine In the sun that's a lot of fun Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-...

Explosivo Tenacious D

Climb upon my faithful steed. Then we're gonna ride, gonna smoke some weed. Climb upon my big assed steed. And ride, ride, ride. What's the name of the song, Explosivo! Don't know what it's about, ...

Kyle Quit The Band Tenacious D

"Kyle Quit The Band" Last week, Kyle quit the band, Now we're back together, uh. Misunderstanding, didn't understand. It doesn't matter, now we're back together again. A-la la la la la. Couldn...

Road Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know. When I'm lunchin' ...

Cock Pushups Tenacious D

Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out Yeah? Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies? Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready Yeah? Yeah, ...

Karate Tenacious D

With karate I'll kick your ass Here to Tiennamen Square. Oh yeah, muthafucka, I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere. You broke the rules, Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair, You muthafucka. You m...

Rock Your Socks Tenacious D

I'm gonna get me an oversized guitar, Gain forty pounds, and be the next D.' Well, I got sour news for you, jack. It ain't that easy.

Drive-Thru Tenacious D

JB: Kage... KG: Yeah? JB: Let's go to this drive-thru. (Motor Sounds) KG: Oh good, I'm starvin'. Drive-thru guy: (mumbles) JB: Yeah, um...ah Drive-thru guy: May I have your order? JB: Yeah, hold on...

Dude (I Totally Miss You) Tenacious D

Dude, i totally miss you I really fucking miss you I'm all alone, All the time, all the time Dude, i totally miss you The things we did together Where have you gone? Totally miss the honesty And sp...

POD Tenacious D

They formed a band they named Tenacious D. and then they got the Pick Of Destiny. Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child, you know we will be rockin' cause it's fuckin' insane.

Karate Schnitzel Tenacious D

(spoken)(JB:) God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckinschnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.(KG:) Whahahat? Wh?(JB:) Wake up.(KG:) What?(JB:) You a...

The Government Totally Sucks Tenacious D

The government totally sucks You motherfucker The government totally sucks Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed He was a genius but if he was here toda...