JANE
If you want this choice postition,
Have a cheery disposition.
Rosie cheeks, No warts,
MICHAEL
That's the part I put in.
JANE
Play games, all sorts
You must be kind, you must be witty.
Very sweet and fairly pretty
MR BANKS
Of all the ridiculous ideas
MRS BANKS
Oh George, please.
JANE
Take us on outings, give us treats
MICHAEL
Sing songs, bring sweets.
Never be cross or cruel,
Never feed us castor oil, or gruel.
JANE
Love us as a son and daughter,
MICHAEL
And never smell of barley water.
I put that part in too.
JANE
If you won't scold and dominate us,
We will never give you cause to hate us.
We wont hide your spectacles so you can't see.
MICHAEL
Put toads in your bed and pepper in your tea.
JANE
Hurry nanny, many thanks
BOTH
Sincerely,
JANE
Jane...
MICHAEL
and Michael
BOTH
Banks