"It's a boring day, I've got nothing to do
Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo
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Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo
Load 'em on a bus just for laughs
Down a winding road stepping on the gas
Down a winding road just daydreaming
Down a winding road with the retards screaming
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One of them blowing a big spit bubble
Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
Head on collision bodies everywhere
Head on collision retards beware
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