Well I went out last evening
Left my little woman at home
Thought that I would have some fun
The night was all my own
I stopped adown the road and I bopped a while
I made every spot in town
But now I gotta tiptoe through the hall
Or I'll be troublebound
I slipped up to the front door
I eased it open wide
I made sure the coast was clear
And then I slipped inside
Slipping through the doorway
Quiet as I could be
When on came the light and there she stood
Staring straight at me
I'm aslip slip slip slip slipping in
Slip slip slip slip slipping in
Slip slip slip slip slipping in
I'm asneaking slipping in sneaking in
I slipped up to the front door
I eased it open wide
I made sure the coast was clear
And then I slipped inside
Slipping through the doorway
Quiet as I could be
When on came the light and there she stood
Staring straight at me
And the moral of this story is plain as it can be
Slipping around goes ahand in hand with woe and misery
There stand my little woman asking where I've been
Slipping out is a lots of fun but oh that slipping in
Lord aslip slip slip slip slipping in
Slip slip slip slip slipping in
Slip slip slip slip slipping in
I'm asneaking slipping in slipping in
Slipping in slipping in