Okay, I went to France to get
some new pants (Ooh!)
I went to Greece to get
something to eat (Ooh!)
I'm hard to please,
I punched the referee (Ooh!)
I bruised my knees,
I'm pissing in the breeze
Okay, I saw the beach, I bought a tee
It's hot as deez,
it's 100 degrees (Ooh!)
Apply the lotion,
I'm swimming to ocean
But there was a commotion,
I'm sinking, I'm floating
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts
my brain, b-brain, brain, brain,
brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts
my brain, b-brain, brain, brain,
brain, brain, brain, uh
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Cheetos, Doritos, and Fritos, mosquitos
I'm eating burritos with Danny Devito
Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in thе knees
I'm joining the circus,
I'm going berzerkus
At 7-11, I'm drinking a bеverage
I'm lying to strangers,
I'm looking for danger
I'm chewing Bazooka,
I'm swimming to Cuba
Don't look at Medusa,
she'll turn you to stone
Okay I went to France to get
some new pants (Ooh!)
I went to Greece to get
something to eat (Ooh!)
He said "Shit,
all we got's Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of
those fucking Doritos and Fritos"
Okay, I saw a bee,
it flew into a screen (Ooh!)
I need some sleep,
so turn down that TV (Ooh!)
He said, "Shit, all we got's
Doritos and Fritos"
I said, "Then give me all of those
fucking Doritos and Fritos"
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts
my brain, b-brain, brain, brain,
brain, brain, brain
And the TV's tuned to cable
And I'm sleeping when I'm able
But the TV's on so loud it hurts
my brain, b-brain, brain, brain,
brain, brain, brain
Unh
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
She'll turn you to stone
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Doritos and Fritos
Stop