The Critic

Toby Keith
앨범 : Shock 'n Y'all

Tell it like it is
He gets up real early on his morning drive
Down to the office for his 9 to 5
He drives a '94 twotone economy car
Loves to tell the local bands down at the bar
That he's the critic
Yea, I can hook you up
I know everybody in the business
He flunked junior high band
He couldn't march in time
He tried to write a song once
But he couldn't make it rhyme
He learned two or three chords
On a pawn shop guitar
He just never quite had what it took to be a star
So he's a critic
I work for The Gazette man
I got a real job
He did a five star column on a band you've never heard
He did a bluegrass review without an unkind word
He thought it was time to ask his boss for a raise
His boss said 'I can't even tell if anybody is even reading your page'
Yea
So he thought, and he thought a little more
He caught a young hot star headed into town
And then he hid behind his typewriter and gunned the boy down
Here come the letters, the emails, the faxes
They raised him to 20,000 dollars after taxes
He's a happy critic
Yea, he's rollin' in the dough
Man I could do this forever, this is easy
They are all reading my column
Please don't tell my mom
That I write the music column for The Gazette
She still thinks that I play piano down at the cathouse
Let's get funky with this now boys
Play it on
Come on Shannon
There's old Biff jumpin' in
Glenn's laying it down
Come on Shannon
My man Steve
Man my fingers are getting tired
Y'all gonna have to hurry here
This snappin' thing's wearin' me out
There's old Shannon
I guess he was on a coffee break
They're gonna love you
'Cause they already love me
Yea, it's the critic

그외 검색된 가사들

가수 노래제목  
Toby Keith Me Too  
Toby Keith Hello  
Toby Keith Yet  
Toby Keith She only gets that way with me  
Toby Keith If I Had One  
Toby Keith How do you like me now?!  
Toby Keith Boomtown  
Toby Keith Who's Your Daddy?  
Toby Keith Lucky Me  
Toby Keith Who That Man  
Toby Keith If I Was Jesus  
Toby Keith In Other Words  
Toby Keith Loaded  
Toby Keith Just The Guy To Do It  
Toby Keith Honkytonk U  
Toby Keith All I Want For Christmas  
Toby Keith We Were In Love  
Toby Keith Are You Feelin' Me  
Toby Keith Tired  

관련 가사

가수 노래제목  
Chris LeDoux Copenhagen (With Toby Keith)  
Limp The Critic  
Eighteen Visions The Critic  
Against All Authority Toby  
Toby Keith The Lonely  
Toby Keith How do you like me now?!  
Toby Keith Some Kinda Good Kinda (Hold On Me)  
Toby Keith Yet  
Toby Keith You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This  
Toby Keith Me Too  




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