Heroes

Layin' on the couch like a king
Pickin' at my nails with a butterknife
Skimmin' through a thousand channels to the doorbell ring (Mm)
I come reluctantly
Remove myself from my studio apartment
High-rise
Shed my robe onto the floor and become somebody
Hand over my life (Ooh)
Do you know who I am?
I'm a hero (Mm)
Yes
A hero (Ooh)
Send my compliments to the chef
Nobody does it better than myself
Forgive me 'cause I don't mean to brag
But
Even if I tried at my wettest
I still wouldn't drip like you
And I'm the apple of your eye just from cookin' in my birthday suit
And you like that
Do you know who I am?
I'm a hero (Mm)
Yes
A hero (Ooh)
Do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
The hero
Do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
The hero