Friends, this is a public service warning so please remain calm
Life, as you've been living it for years now, is causing you harm
This is a crisis
You must listen to me
All the papers agree
This is science you see
This is a crisis
You must listen to me
You could not possibly
Know how bad it could be
But all the drinks, food, people you meet
Places you've been living at and gifts you receive
And all the sex, drugs, air that you breathe
Slowly killing everybody, better believe it
This is an SOS
Your life is nothing other than Russian Roulette
Another day in a State of shock
This is an SOS
But I don't know no one that's been affected yet
This is a crisis
You must listen to me
All the papers agree
This is science you see
This is a crisis
You must listen to me
You could not possibly
Know how bad it could be
Because your bed, house, neighbourhood street
Nana in her rocking chair and shoes on your feet
And all your fruit, milk, prescription repeat
Totally contaminated, Bon Apetite
This is an SOS
Your life is nothing other than Russian Roulette
Another day in a state of shock
This is an SOS
But I don't know no one that's been affected yet
Friends, this is a public service warning so please stand in line
Just, comply with everything we tell you, and you will be fine
This is an SOS
Your life is nothing other than Russian Roulette
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Another day in a state of shock
This is an SOS
But I don't know no one that's been affected yet