CHE (To EVA's FIRST LOVER)
Goodnight and thank you whoever
She's in every magazine, been photographed, seen
She is known
We don't like to rush but your case has been packed
If she's missed anything
You could give her a ring
But she won't always answer the phone
EVA
Of but it's sad when a love affair dies
But we have pretended enough
It's best that we both stop fooling ourselves
CHE
Which means.........
CHE and EVA
There is no-one, no-one at all
Never has been and never will be a lover
Male or female
Who hasn't an eye on
In fact they rely on
Tricks they can try on
Their partner
They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them
Support them, promote them
Don't blame them
You're the same
CHE
Goodnight and thank you Emilio
You've completed your task, what more can we ask
Of you now?
Please sign the book on your way out the door
That will be all
If she needs you she'll call
But I don't think that's likely somehow
EVA
Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies
But when we were hot we were hot
I know you'll look back on the good times we've shared
CHE
Which means...............
CHE and EVA
There is no-one, no-one at all
Never has been and never will be a lover
Male or female
Who hasn't an eye on
In fact they rely on
Tricks they can try on
Their partner
They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them
Support them, promote them
Don't blame her
You're the same
EVA
There is no soap, no soap like Zazz
No detergent, lotion or oil with such power
in the shower
It's the mother and father of luxury lather
The talk of the bath
The great ointment
One little frolic
With new Zazz kabbalic
Your scented
You'll be sent.
CHE
Goodnight and thank you Senor Gabor
We are grateful you found her a spot on the sound
radio
We'll think of you every time she's on the air
We'd love you to stay
But you'd be in the way
So do up your trousers and go
EVA
Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies
The decline into silence and doubt
Our passion was just too intense to survive
CHE
Which means...................
(By now a fairly long line of EVA's rejected LOVERS
has formed)
LOVERS
This is a club I should never have joined
Someone has made us look fools
Argentine men call the sexual shots
Someone has altered the rules
EVA
Fame on the wireless as far as it goes
Is all very well, but every girl knows
CHE
She needs a man she can monopolize
With fingers in dozens of different pies-
LOVERS
Oh but it's sad when a love affair dies