Soap Star Joe
He's just a hero,
In a long line of heroes,
Lookin' for something attractive to save
They say he rode in on the back of a pickup
And he won't leave town 'til you remember his name.
He's just a hero,
In a long line of heroes,
Lookin' for some bonny billboard to grace
They say he sprung from the skull of Athena
Think about your own head and the headache he gave
He's just a hero in a long line of heroes
Lookin' for action at a price he can pay
They say he's famous but no one can prove it
Make him an offer just to see what he'll say
Check out the dashboard lights
Glowing all green and white
He feels safe in the dark
He wears his blue jeans tight
He's just a hero in a long line of heroes
Lookin' for something attractive to save
They say he rode in on the back of a pickup
And he won't leave town 'til you remember his name
Check out the thinning hair
Check out the aftershave
Check out America
You're lookin'at it, babe.