Sheila You got to get rid of Dat fat person man Send him to French Guiana China or Japan / Get him off of dis island Ders no reconcilin' Da rumours have already spread He don't leave dis island He lose his head I can't help it I just tell the truth / Norman Now Sheila I can't do that Try and understand He's not just some drunk asshole He's my money man He's got banks in Nebraska And mines in
Alaska His childish ways can be misread / Sheila I'll say it one more time sir He lose his head I can't help it, I just tell the truth / Norman Now Lester's really harmless / Sheila But Hippolyte's a threat / Norman Whole life here in Kinja Rests on this Tilson fete I can't have a beheading Or any blood letting Oh Sheila tell me what to do / Sheila Stick to do dat fat person Like you be glue / Norman I will keep him on the beach at the barbeque / Lester I can't help it I just tell the truth