Pathological waste abounds
Cadavers lined wall to wall
Foul-whiffing stiffs all around
A bonfire would clean it all
Frenzied cauterization
Now seems slightly passé
A more gleeful method seems fitting
To spread havoc and disharmony
Dispensation of carrion embellished
In a delightfully mirthful way
The disposal of my spent toys
A most superbly distasteful fray
Mannequins discretely exchanged
For a different fashion model
Now view the spring collection
As worn by bloated corpses
The ghastly remains strategically placed in public spots
Much to the amusement of my like-minded pathologist chums
De-truncating limbs, slack heads are lopped
Soak the pieces in preservatives to debar foul rot
Wrap the stinking presents and then regroup
To deliver bloody packages to your front stoops
Blithely positioning cadavers on a park bench
Horrified children recoil and blench
Hang a corpse by its intestines from a nearby tree
For the public to admire my disposal methodology
Our gruesome tasks masked by off-putting gaiety
The jocular demeanour veils your repugnance but barely
Jovially dissecting and disposing of the gore
Our brash disposal methods leave you shaken to your core
Unauthorized surgeries
Dismantling anatomy
Solemnizing necrotomies