You came into my life all tattered and torn,
Like the doctor spanked your mom on the day you were born.
You're daddy's little girl with your hair hanging down.
You're a two-faced tease when your feet leave the ground.
Chorus: Time made you no wiser.
La, la, la, la, la, Mama Godiva.
You're a stone cold sun in the midnight sky.
You're a razor blade in my cherry pie.
You're a bombshell blonde in a hippie shirt.
I dig you like I dig the dirt.
(Chorus)
You're a PYT on LSD,
(You're) Sweeter than a Crunchberry.
I give to you so easily
but you give it back to me so sleazily.
(Chorus)