Oh there's a man in town all the women know
He goes by the name of Nosey Joe
He don't care if they're married, he takes his pick
Long as they're women, he's ready to stick
His big nose in their business
His big nose in their business
Oh that's Nosey Joe, the nosiest guy I know
Well he ain't good lookin' and he ain't big and strong
That guy's got a nose that's four foot long
I'm tellin' you women, now this ain't no jive
You get too close this man will drive
His big nose in your business
His big nose in your business
Oh that's Nosey Joe
The nosiest guy I know
Oh I saw him just the other day
Tried to steal my gal away
He offered her money, he offered her love
She said, "Thank you sir, but please don't shove"
Your big nose in my business
Your big nose in my business
Oh that's Nosey Joe
The nosiest guy I know
Old Nosey finally lost his life
Messin' with my buddy's wife
My buddy he caught him with his chick
Chopped off his nose, now he can't stick
His big nose in my business
His big nose in your business
Oh that's Nosey Joe
The nosiest guy I know
Dig that nose