We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret !
You're alone and you're scared
But the banguet's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the flatware's entertaining
We tell jokes, I do tricks
With my fellow candlesticks
And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet !
Come on and lift your glass
You've won your own free pass
To be our guest !
If you're stressed
It'd fine dining we suggest
Be our guest ! Be our guest ! Be our Guest !
Life is so unnerving for a servant who's not serving
He's now whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful
Suddenly, those good old days are gone
10 years we've been rusting, needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
You walked in, and oopsadaisy !
It's a guest ! x2
Sakes alive and well I'll be blessed !
Wine's been poured
And thank the Lord I've had the napkins freshly pressed
With dessert she'll want tea
And, my dear, that's the cups do their soft shoeing,
I'll be bubbling ! I'll be brewing !
I'll get warm, piping hot !
Heaven's sakes ! Is that s spot ?
Clean it up ! We want the company impressed !
We've got a lot to do
Is it one lump or two
For you, our guest
She's our guest ! she's our guest !
she's our guest !
Be our guest x2
Our commandmandlelight's still glowing
Let us help you, we'll keep gonge by one !
Till you shout, "Enough, I'm done !"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up:
But for now, let's eat up !
Be our guest ! x3
Please, be our guest