By John Lennon
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL.
I TOOK MY LOVED ONE OUT TO DINNER,
SO WE COULD GET A BITE TO EAT.
AND THOUGH WE BOTH HAD BEEN MUCH THINNER,
SHE LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL I COULD EAT HER.
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL.
I TOOK MY LOVED ONE TO A BIG FIELD,
SO WE COULD WATCH THE ENGLISH SKY.
WE BOTH WERE NERVOUS, FEELING GUILTY,
AND NEITHER ONE OF US KNEW JUST WHY.
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL.
WELL, WELL, WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL.
WELL, WELL.
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL.
WE SAT AND TALKED OF REVOLUTION,
JUST LIKE TO LIB'RALS IN THE SUN.
WE TALKED OF WOMEN'S LIBERATION
AND HOW THE HELL WE COULD GET THINGS DONE.
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL.
I TOOK MY LOVED ONE TO A BIG FIELD,
SO WE COULD WATCH THE ENGLISH SKY.
WE BOTH WERE NERVOUS, FEELING GUILTY,
AND NEITHER ONE OF US KNEW JUST WHY.
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, OH WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL,
WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL,
WELL,
HO! HA-HA! THAT'S ALL!
Ó Northern Songs Ltd.