I Cut Down On My Beer
To Watch My Waistline Disappear
Now My Gut Ain't The Only Thing I Lost
I Used To Throw 'Em Back With All My Friends
They Used To Stay Out 'Til The 8AM
But Now They're With The Other Friend They Found
I Cut Down On My Carbs
To Help Me Get A Smaller Bod
I Think I Lost That Little Muscle I Had
Now I Know I Ain't A Jock
But My Girl Says I Used To Rock
I Guess She Means That She Thinks That I Don't Now