Woke up today lost a sock again
One minute there then it's gone my friend
Laundry monster lurking in the dark
Stealing my socks leaving its mark
Ransack the drawers checked the machine
Put up posters it’s gotta be seen
I’m a detective on a mission quick
Finding this sock is my top pick
Oh where did you go little sock of mine
Vanished away like a sneaky sign
Come back to me reunite the pair
Living in mystery ain’t fair
Could be a portal in the dryer’s door
A secret entrance to a socky floor
A little sock world with a jazzy groove
Where socks dance and they smoothly move
I’ll get a net and a flashlight beam
Dive into chaos to find my dream
Scuba diving through these clothes
Gonna catch that sock by its toes
Maybe it’s hiding under the bed
A sanctuary where it's being fed
Or joined a circus all bright and loud
Performing tricks making crowds proud
One minute there then it's gone my friend
Laundry monster lurking in the dark
Stealing my socks leaving its mark
Ransack the drawers checked the machine
Put up posters it’s gotta be seen
I’m a detective on a mission quick
Finding this sock is my top pick
Oh where did you go little sock of mine
Vanished away like a sneaky sign
Come back to me reunite the pair
Living in mystery ain’t fair
Could be a portal in the dryer’s door
A secret entrance to a socky floor
A little sock world with a jazzy groove
Where socks dance and they smoothly move
I’ll get a net and a flashlight beam
Dive into chaos to find my dream
Scuba diving through these clothes
Gonna catch that sock by its toes
Maybe it’s hiding under the bed
A sanctuary where it's being fed
Or joined a circus all bright and loud
Performing tricks making crowds proud