Just woke up, told a man
on the internet to kill himself again
He gave a hundred dollars to a homeless man
I'm going to war
Yeah, I'm going to war
Someone's got a different opinion
I bet they're a fucking piece of shit
I'm gonna call his job and make sure
they quit and follow this law
Yeah I'm going to war
Yet, I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero, baby!
Yet, I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero, lately
Someone posted their wedding photos
I hope they're divorced in two weeks
I'm gonna find their spouse
and make sure they cheat
Its the way that it goes
I'll make sure everyone knows
I've got my soldiers ready to fight
the moment I make my post
Doesn't matter what I say I'll still be loved the most
We're going to war
Oh what's the truth anymore
But, I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero, baby!
But, I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero, lately!
Doesn't phase me if I'm crazy just
as long as people always praise me!
Ohh, I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero
I'm the hero, baby!
(I'm on the good side till its the bad side
One of the good guys who'll never switch sides)
(I'm on the good side till its the bad side
One of the good guys who'll never switch (ah) sides)
I'm the hero
I'm the hero baby
(I'm on the good side till its the bad side
One of the good guys who'll never switch sides)
Hero baby
I'm the hero and I fuckin' hate me
(I'm on the good side till its the bad side
One of the good guys who'll never switch sides)
I hate I hate I hate me
I hate I hate I hate me
(I'm on the good side till its the bad side
One of the good guys who'll never switch sides)
I'm such a hero and I fuckin' hate me
(I'm on the good side till its the bad side
One of the good guys who'll never switch sides)
I'm such a hero and I hate me
I'm such a hero, such a hero
(I'm on the good side till its the bad side
One of the good guys who'll never switch sides)
And I and I and I and I
Fucking hate me
(I'm on the good side till its the bad side
One of the good guys who'll never switch sides)
Maybe we should all just get along
with each other and put away our problems
Or whatever it is
We just need to forget about everything
and just have a good time here tonight-