Paralyzed by paperwork
It took a special woman to commit
But Sheena is a clever girl
She paid for our equipment with her tits
She tore off her t shirt
I didn't know I wanted to
I didn't know I wanted to until I did
Dumb is the new black
One of us, the sober one
Should sit her down and tell her how we feel
'Cause Sheena is a slogan now
A comma in the common cattery
He made her a mix tape
He didn't know he needed to
He didn't know he needed to until he did
Dead is the new good
Autistic autistic autistic radio
Artistic license celebrate a bus pass
Autistic autistic autistic radio
Artistic license melanoma shake down
Bring a bracket to the county fair
Does anyone here have the ear of the devil
Or a piece of his hair
This song is dedicated
To the merchandise manufacturers
Who made it possible
With their hard work, talent, application
And love of tote bags