I don't understand you,
I can't speak French,
Oh they tried teaching me at school,
J'ai mal à la tê te,
My English is basic,
That's where I'm from,
And I've never let it stop me,
Getting anything I want
Would you like to come to Paris for the weekend,
Even if it feels a little soon,
Got a friend who got me a gig out there,
And I'm an old romantic fool
Can't promise anything,
Won't stay that long,
Oh you can buy me dinner baby,
I'll write you a song,
So hold me close and teach me how to say,
Every word I know in a completely different way
Would you like to come to Paris for the weekend,
Even if it feels a little soon,
Got a friend who got me a gig out there,
And I'm an old romantic fool,
And I'm an old romantic fool