I'm looking forward to the mail today
(Yeah-ah-ah-ah)
I've got a Cat Fancy coming my way
(Yeah-ah-ah-ah)
It comes once a month with a, a different cat
Can't think of a magazine that is better than that
All cats all the time that's what you're gonna get
Who cares about world affairs?
Who cares about politics?
Advice and secrets and the hottest of tips
(Yeah-ah-ah-ah)
Pictures of kittens take your pick
(Yeah-ah-ah-ah)
It comes once a month with a, a different cat
Write in a question and they'll, they'll write you back
My baby's much too shy, she won't eat her food
A brand new toy just might change her attitude
I'm looking forward to the mail today
(Yeah-ah-ah-ah)
They'll never run out of things to say
(Yeah-ah-ah-ah)
The world's most widely read cat magazine
More ads for Fancy Pants than you have ever seen
All cats all the time that's what you're gonna get
Who cares about world affairs?
Who cares about politics?