in the world of man in the great rat race makes his speeches then he does what he please winners of the mosh impart their grace as i wallow in the mush in a doggy daze i live in a kennel smells like rotten cheese chums lots of flies but why should i mind then i get trashed by the ho thats my wife can't get enough of kickin my hiney life in the canine world cats to chase and a bone to bury full of doggy stench in this poo poo place if i get a piece of tail i dont want to get married this is just a doghouse why should i stay if these folks are crazy they try to tell me that they know where its at i don't know maybe i'm lazy this is just a doghouse, you said i'm a dog i live like a dog this is my doghouse so now its time to go work for the man i work for the man at the taco stand i keep on grinding like a dog always does no place to hide for this american dog this is just a doghouse, you said i'm a dog i live like a dog this is my doghouse when i frickin find what i'm lookin for i dig right in and take my place maybe i seem crass and crude but a dog has to do what a dog has to do this is just a doghouse, you said i'm a dog i live like a dog this is my doghouse i'm just a dog, i eat cat feces, feel like a hydrant on this doggy street live in the doghouse, everybody hates me i want to get laid, but everybody takes me i'm your dog and you're bitches