In olden days a glimpse of
Stocking was looked on
As something shocking
Now heaven knows anything goes
Good authors too
Who once knew better words
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose, anything goes
The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today
And black's white today
And day's night today
When most guys today
That women prize today
Are just silly gigolos
So though I'm not a great romancer
I know that you're bound to answer
When I propose, anything goes
In olden days a glimpse of
Stocking was looked on
As something shocking
Now heaven knows, anything goes
And good authors too
Who once knew better words
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose
Cause anything goes
The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today
And black's white today
And day's night today
When most guys today
That women prize today
Are just silly gigolos
So though I'm not a great romancer
I know that you're bound to answer
When I propose, anything goes
May I say before this record spins
To a close
I want you to know anything goes