What a surpriser
Open your eyes A
Woman advisor
The name of this entertainement is
Women lose weight
Our first years of mariage
everything was just great
But after two kids
And a weight gain
factor The fact is
Now she's completely unattractive
Look fat chicks
I don't mean to sound rude
I tell her nice hit the gym
And don't eat
so much food But no
Your shallow
You need to run the course of
unconditionnal love and so forth
But how if desire's is not there
That's just delayment
Divorce is child support
alimony payments
My happiness i doubt discouraged
So hurry for an easier way out
of this marriage
Meanwhile my secretary
June well groomed
When you gonna leave your wife
I tell her soon mommy
soon i assume
Or my destiny is blue
Interestingly
The only thing left for me
to do is to kill her
What a surpriser
Open your eyes
A Woman advisor
I'm gonna have to kill her
Of course there's laws
which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the
morgue miss
kill her
What a surpriser
Open your eyes
A Woman advisor
I'm gonna have to kill her
Of course there's laws
which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the
morgue miss
My plans against or
shenanigans Kinda ran thin
Knowin' nothing about poisoning
And i can't swim
Bad intentions pumping
Might as well become numb
Cut her lungs or the obvious
robbery gone wrong
But the catch is do i have the
nerve to dispatch this
Who can i get to help me murder
this fat chick
I guess i'll have to play a dude
robbin on wednesday
The day she usually
goes food shopping
Anyway long story short hit the
side of her Chrysler
And sent her clean
over the divider
You bastard she said as the
wreck went tumblin down the hill
I thought she has to be dead
Later on get a call
from a Lieutenant O'Rourke
had me leapin like a frog
We need you at the morgue
So i selfishly persue
boohoo there was nothing else
let for me to do i had to kill her
What a surpriser
Open your eyes
A Woman advisor
C'mon ya'll know i had to kill her
Of course there's laws
which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the
morgue miss
Kill her
What a surpriser
Open your eyes
A Woman advisor
i had to kill her
Of course there's laws which
enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the
morgue miss
So you mean to tell me officer
you don't have no clue who did
this hit and run
No sir we don't have
no clues right now
This is terrible what am
i gonna tell the kids
Pull yourself together sir
I'm so broken up inside
i just can't believe this
I understand I understand
Catch the person who did this
We're gonna try sir
Please
Screamin who done took my
heart acting shakin up a lot
At the funeral though everyone
was lookin at me odd like i did it
Like i was the reason
my mates slain murmuring
I heard he was displeased
with her weight gain
While my secretary sort of a
sexy blonde can't cook
All she does is order
from restaurants
All of the sex you want
I doubt could adress clothes
not washed proper and house
look a mess and
Talkin to detectives
that was waitin outside
How i took a long lunch
break day the wife died
I darn near turned pale
And because of betrayal they
indicted me and gave me an
impossible bail
Good fortune to anyone
admiring the rawtent
Moral of the story is
Desire is important
So watch your weight
It'll keep you mate smitten
it's a given
Though looking back i realised
i didn't have to kill her
What a surpriser
Open your eyes
A Woman advisor
I didn't have to kill her
Of course there's laws
which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the
morgue miss
I killed her
What a surpriser
Open your eyes
A Woman advisor
I didn't have to kill her
Of course there's laws which
enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the
morgue miss
Well there you have it
Keep thin trim
Keep your mariage healthy
Do you know what i mean
Small message from Morcheeba and
Slick Rick the ruler Peace