Well if I had a nickel
I know what I would do
I`d spend it all on candy
And give it all to you
I`d spend it all on candy
And give it all to you
Cause that`s how much
I love you baby
That`s how much I love you
And if you were a kitten
With pretty glossy fur
I`d pick you up and stroke you
And listen to you purr
I`d pick you up and stroke you
And listen to you purr
Cause that`s how much
I love you baby
That`s how much I love you
And if you were a horsefly
And I an old gray mare
I`d stand and let you bite me
And never move a hair
I`d stand and let you bite me
And never move a hair
Cause that`s how much
I love you baby
That`s how much I love yo
Well if you were a tige
I`d hang around your den
I`d pester you my honey
Until you let me in
I`d pester you my honey
Until you let me in
Cause that`s how much
I love you baby
That`s how much I love you
Well if you wanna marry
Now let me tell you what
We`ll go and find a parson
And let him tie the knot
We`ll go and find a parson
And let him tie the knot
Cause that`s how much
I love you baby
That`s how much I love you