So far from deco ladies
So far from humid breeze
I wanna find me a woman
Just one goddamn woman

(Chorus)
Half Board in Boston

So far from Coconut Grove
So far from la playa
It's so goddamn cold
I could lay down and die-a

(Chorus)

It's oh so cold in Boston
And I feel so alone
Christmas just isn't the same
When you aint got a home
You say I'm overreacting
'Cause I can't swim in a pool
Maybe I'm a hopeless romantic
Or just a South Florida fool

And the streets I don't know
And the cold
And the rain
And the snow
And the pain