Why Does This Always Happen To Ne Weird Al Yankovic

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?

Why Does This Always Happen To Me? Weird Al Yankovic

" What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed Why does this always happen...

Why Does This Always Happen To Me Weird Al Yankovic

What a drag, 'cause I was taping it and everything And now I'll have to wait for the rerun to see the part of the show I missed Why does this always happen? Why does this always happen to me?

Polka Party! Weird Al Yankovic

This amusement never ends. I want to be: your sledgehammer. I can be your friend. I want to be your sledgehammer. This can be your testimony, yeah.

Word Crimes Weird Al Yankovic

mission And that's why I think it's a Good time To learn some grammar Now, did I stammer Work on that grammar You should know when It's less or it's fewer Like people who were Never raised in a sewer

Gump Weird Al Yankovic

Gump was a big celebrity He told JFK that he really had to pee He never feels too dumb because His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does He's Gump, He's Gump He's kinda square He's Gump, He's Gump

Ricky Weird Al Yankovic

Oh, Lucy, you're so fine, How I love to hear you whine. Hey, Lucy! Hey, Ricky! You always play your conga drums. You think you got the right.

The Hot Rocks Polka Weird Al Yankovic

You can't always get what you want. You can't always get what you want. You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you might find You get what you need.

NOW That's What I Call Polka! Weird Al Yankovic

We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain We jumped never asking why We kissed, I fell under your spell A love no one could deny Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you I can't live

Mr. Popeil Weird Al Yankovic

How does that make you feel?) Help me. Mr. Popeil! I wanna shine some pennies! I wanna mend some leather! I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder! (Please, no C.O.D.'

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Ebay Weird Al Yankovic

TV tray I bought on eBay My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf

Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys) Weird Al Yankovic

TV tray I bought on eBay My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm

Handy Weird Al Yankovic

business Want referrals, yo My clientele will bear you witness right, right I can help when your door jamb sticks heh There is nothing in the world I can't fix yeah I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks Call me

Alternative Polka Weird Al Yankovic

Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey!

Such a Groovy Guy Weird Al Yankovic

It makes me want to kneel down and pray. I'm so adorable and charming. I'm sure that you can see. And everybody's always tryin' to hang around with me.

weenie in a bottle Weird Al Yankovic

No-one wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true I wanted to hump something, I didn't know what to do It seemed like a good idea, and no-one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle, and

Melanie Weird Al Yankovic

I knew she had to be the girl for me, and to think I probably never would have found her, If I hadn't bought that telescope. Me-he-he-helanie, What can the problem be?

I'm So Sick Of You Weird Al Yankovic

You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me Your hair's a mess and your make-up's crusty I don't know too many females Who make a habit

Jurassic Park Weird Al Yankovic

...this has been one lousy day Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild Somone shut the fence off in the rain I admit its kinda eerie But this proves my chaos

Generic Blues Weird Al Yankovic

I woke up this morning Then I went back to bed Said I woke up this morning Then I went right back to bed Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear And a herd of wild pigs

Ringtone Weird Al Yankovic

did I buy this stupid ringtone?

I Can't Watch This Weird Al Yankovic

I can't watch this. I can't watch this I can't watch this. I can't watch this My my my my TV makes me so bored Makes me say, oh my lord What is this garbage here?

Confessions Part III Weird Al Yankovic

Watch this These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I can say I came up with more secrets to tell you today These are my confessions Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me So

Inactive Weird Al Yankovic

show I can't reach my remote control Welcome to my new place, to my new place Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place I'm really inactive, I'm so inactive I'm really inactive, highly inactive My

Genius In France Weird Al Yankovic

By Al Yankovic I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France

Trapped In The Drive - Thru Weird Al Yankovic

My wife said "Let it go to voicemail." I said, "OK." "Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right So what d'ya want to do?" She said "Why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"

My Bologna Weird Al Yankovic

Such a tasty snack, I always eat too much, And throw up. But I'll soon be back For my my my yi yi wooo! M-M-M-My bologna. Spreadin' on the mustard now, A-show me how.

You Don't Love Me Anymore Weird Al Yankovic

Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I

Airline Amy Weird Al Yankovic

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds of places That I never really wanted to go '

Slime Creatures from Outer Space Weird Al Yankovic

Well, we tried to hold 'em back, Tried to ward off their attack, But our atom bombs were just no use. They were ugly, they were mean, Biggest heads I ever seen.

Toothless People Weird Al Yankovic

[Ruthless People/Mick Jagger/1986] They only show you their gums when they smile Ain't got a tooth in their headsnow...how vile Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce They never have to

Good Old Days Weird Al Yankovic

Fender Who ran the corner grocery store Oh, he'd strolled down the aisle with a big friendly smile And he'd say "Howdy" when you walked in the door Always treated me nice, gave me kindly advice

Baby Likes Burping Weird Al Yankovic

one is so gross 'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes [burps] And out in public it's embarrassing She'll burp at anyone or anything She's so revolting and disgusting And repulsive to

Tacky Weird Al Yankovic

It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid I instagram every meal I've had All my used liquor bottles are on display We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay because I'm tacky Wear my belt with

Syndicated Inc. Weird Al Yankovic

My whole family Loves Three's Company See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicated Incorporated Well, I know what's on the tube I know just what to see Got my TV Guide with me MASH and All In

Jerry Springer "Weird Al" Yankovic

About the guy who learned his woman was a she-male Yesterday it occurred to me That I've been watchin' a bit too much Jerry Springer Holy cow, d'you see it last week?

Couch Potato Weird Al Yankovic

[Intro] Look, if you had one shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it or just let it slip?

Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem) Weird Al Yankovic

Simon Cowell Who folks wanna disembowel He opens his mouth Always says something foul They're dyin', wow Wannabes are cryin' now He votes 'em out Time to throw in the towel!

I Was Only Kidding Weird Al Yankovic

When I said that I need you, baby When I told you I really care When I said that I can't live without you When I said I'd follow you anywhere When I said you could always trust me When I said I'd

Albuquerque [2] Weird Al Yankovic

He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels" I said "OK, I'll take that" So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out And they immediately

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Yankovic, "Weird Al"

hiney hiney ho Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last But our new guy's real kosher, I tyhink he'll do the trick I tell ya, he's to

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi "Weird Al" Yankovic

hiney hiney ho Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last But our new guy's real kosher, I tyhink he'll do the trick I tell ya, he's to

TRASH DAY Weird Al Yankovic

TRASH DAY Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay Even

Trash Day (Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly) Weird Al Yankovic

" But I see no reason why Can't let a few more weeks go by And now garbage is piled up high And buddy, you should see the flies I said... There's somethin' rotten here (say what?)

King of Suede Weird Al Yankovic

We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade. We got every fabric that was ever made, But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede. We got portly and regular and extra-long.

King Of Suede Weird Al Yankovic

We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade. We got every fabric that was ever made, But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede. We got portly and regular and extra-long.

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

the aisle I knew we had a special connection The second I saw her smile She smiled as if to say Hello, Haven't seen you on this bus before I gave her a look that said Huh, Life is funny, you never know

She Never Told Me She Was a Mime Weird Al Yankovic

When we first met she seemed perfectly normal I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard You see, my baby, she started to change Started lookin' kinda strange Wearin' all that white makeup and

Angry White Boy Polka Weird Al Yankovic

ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA Medley Arranged by Al Yankovic [LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don't give a... if I cut my arm bleeding