This Is The Life Weird Al Yankovic

This is the life! I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood. I hire somebody to chew my food. I'm an upwardly mobile dude. This is the life!

Gump Weird Al Yankovic

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park My name is Forrest, he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates He's Gump, He's Gump

Bohemian Polka Weird Al Yankovic

Is this the real life Is this just fantasy Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy 'Cause I'm easy come

King of Suede Weird Al Yankovic

We got every fabric that was ever made, But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede. We got portly and regular and extra-long. (Is my size up there?)

King Of Suede Weird Al Yankovic

We got every fabric that was ever made, But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede. We got portly and regular and extra-long. (Is my size up there?)

The Weird Al Show Theme Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

The Weird Al Show Theme "Weird Al" Yankovic

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

You Don't Love Me Anymore Weird Al Yankovic

Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

pizza home" "No sense lettin' all this go to waste" So then I faced Pizza all day And every day This cheese 'round the clock Is gettin' me blocked And I sure don't care For irregularity Tell

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

pizza home" "No sense lettin' all this go to waste" So then I faced Pizza all day And every day This cheese 'round the clock Is gettin' me blocked And I sure don't care For irregularity

A Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check

Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just

Jurassic Park Weird Al Yankovic

Well, believe me...this has been one lousy day Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild Somone shut the fence off in the rain I admit its kinda eerie But this

Ringtone Weird Al Yankovic

Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh) But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) My life is filled with such regret A bad mistake I can't forget And now I'll never be the

Angry White Boy Polka Weird Al Yankovic

ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA Medley Arranged by Al Yankovic [LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don't give a... if I cut my arm bleeding

Polka Power "Weird Al" Yankovic

too easy, but that's the way it is Hey!

Inactive Weird Al Yankovic

I'm waking up in Cheeto dust My belly's covered with pizza crust I'm using my inhaler now wheezes I'm out of shape, fattening up I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa The

Dog Eat Dog Weird Al Yankovic

Every day is like a picnic Every Friday, get a check Well, do I smell jelly donuts? This is my lucky day!

I Can't Watch This Weird Al Yankovic

I can't watch this. I can't watch this I can't watch this. I can't watch this My my my my TV makes me so bored Makes me say, oh my lord What is this garbage here?

Cable TV Weird Al Yankovic

I used to think my life was so empty I used to think life was passin' me by Well, I was just about ready To curl up and die But then one day I got a visit From the cable company Well, they hooked

Carnival of the Animals Part Two, Introduction Weird Al Yankovic

This is a new composition which features A random assortment of all living creatures You'll find that it's not quite exactly the same As the one by Camille Saint what's-his-name Camille, in his

Dead Car Battery Blues Weird Al Yankovic

One, two, a-one, two, three, four Well I, can't go to the park I can't go to work I can't do nothin' I gotta stay in my house like a jerk How come I always lose My car has blown a fuse Oh

Velvet Elvis Weird Al Yankovic

My life, it used to be incomplete, Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet. My life it won't be the same again. Now I'm proud to say the king lives on inside my den.

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

the aisle I knew we had a special connection The second I saw her smile She smiled as if to say Hello, Haven't seen you on this bus before I gave her a look that said Huh, Life is funny, you never know

Don't Download This Song Weird Al Yankovic

with your car So don't download this song The record store's where you belong Go and buy the CD like you know that you should Oh, don't download this song Oh, you don't wanna mess with the RIAA

NOW That's What I Call Polka! Weird Al Yankovic

our hearts in vain We jumped never asking why We kissed, I fell under your spell A love no one could deny Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you I can't live a lie, running for my life

Christmas at Ground Zero Weird Al Yankovic

It's Christmas at Ground Zero There's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin' While the air raid sirens blare It's Christmas at Ground Zero The button has been

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Another One Rides the Bus Weird Al Yankovic

[Another One Bites The Dust/Queen/1980] Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard, And the place was pretty packed. Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand, With the perverts in the back.

Fatter Weird Al Yankovic

Friends all gather 'round me My enemies surround me Yelling "Fatso, fatso, fatso" I've eaten at every single greasy spoon on Seventh Avenue That's right, I'm fatter Don't you know my weight is

Phony Calls Weird Al Yankovic

refrigerator is running Then you tell 'em they should go out and catch it Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin' 'em from They'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet Listen

Spatula City Weird Al Yankovic

And because we eliminate the middle man, We can sell factory direct to you. Where do you go when you want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost? Spatula City! Spatula City!

Your Horoscope For Today "Weird Al" Yankovic

Aquarius There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus Fill that void in your life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day Pisces Try to avoid any Virgos

Waffle King Weird Al Yankovic

It took a lifetime, but finally found The perfect waffle recipe You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town One little bite any I'm sure you'll agree Your eyes roll back and

Buckingham Blues Weird Al Yankovic

Couple British kids from the palace at Buckingham. Chuckie wants to grow up and be a polo star, And ride his little horsies all around the backyard.

Pigeons Weird Al Yankovic

folks with their constant dive-bombing Which some find distasteful and some quite alarming But still they fulfill an invaluable need They give old men on park benches something to feed In return for this

She Never Told Me She Was a Mime Weird Al Yankovic

When we first met she seemed perfectly normal I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard You see, my baby, she started to change Started lookin' kinda strange Wearin' all that white makeup and

TRASH DAY Weird Al Yankovic

TRASH DAY Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay Even

Trash Day (Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly) Weird Al Yankovic

girl is gaggin' She's naggin' "I need you to get that stuff off the kitchen floor" "Is that too much to ask you for?

Skipper Dan Weird Al Yankovic

shoot me for Rolling Stone But the years have come and gone And I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out I'm a tour guide on the Jungle Cruise ride Skipper Dan is the name And I'm

Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies Weird Al Yankovic

When all of a sudden, right up from the ground there, Well, there came a bubblin' crude. Oil, that is. Well, maybe you call it Black gold or Texas tea. He gonna move next to Mr.

Peter and the Wolf Weird Al Yankovic

This is a story that I like to call, ``Peter and the Wolf''. Are you sitting comfortably? Are you!? Good, then let's begin....

Word Crimes Weird Al Yankovic

you find That people mock you online Okay, now here's the deal I'll try to educate ya Gonna familiarize You with the nomenclature You'll learn the definitions Of nouns and prepositions Literacy's your

Trapped In The Drive - Thru Weird Al Yankovic

Seven O'Clock in the evening Watchin somethin' stupid on TV I'm zoned out on the sofa When my wife comes in the room and sees me And she says "Is this 'Behind the Music' With Lynard Skynard?"

My Bologna Weird Al Yankovic

My Bologna [My Sharona/The Knack/1979] Oooh, my little hungry one, Hungry one. Open up a package of my bologna. Oooh, I think the toast is done, The toast is done.

Gandhi II Weird Al Yankovic

And this time, he's mad. Gandhi II! No more Mr. Passive Resistance. He's out to kick some butt. This is one bad mother. You don't want to mess with him. "Don't move, slimeball."

Handy Weird Al Yankovic

First things first, I'm a craftsman craftsman Remodelling is my only passion it's my passion And I'm the greatest in the business Want referrals, yo My clientele will bear you witness right, right I can

Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem) Weird Al Yankovic

Yo - remote is ready Eyes wide, palms are sweaty There's Flintstones on the TV already Wilma 'n' Betty No virgin to channel surfin' And I'm HD-ready So I flip - garbage is all I'm getting There's

Belvedere Cruising Weird Al Yankovic

Now, you won't find me braggin' 'Bout my big green station wagon Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin' Everybody knows that I wouldn't dare Match my wits with a red Corvair And just the

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Weird Al Yankovic

UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars The president