Party Dt The Leper Colony Weird Al Yankovic

PARTY AT THE LEPER COLONY by Al Yankovic Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night

Party at the leper colony Weird Al Yankovic

with me At the party at the leper colony Oh, there's a party at the leper colony Hey Met a little lady so pretty and young She was quite a little talker 'till the cat got her tongue She oozed up

Leper Colony Napalm Death

Depravity feral traits line drawn in the dirt Dense unconscious streams it seems line drawn in the dirt Our inconsistencies in singling out the human Line drawn in the dirt Smack us senseless through

Polka Party! Weird Al Yankovic

[Sussudio/Phil Collins] There's a girl that's been on my mind, All the time, Su-su-sussudio. Oh yeah. Now she don't even know my name. But I think she loves me all the same, Su-sussudio.

Lame Claim To Fame Weird Al Yankovic

One time I was in the checkout line Behind Steven Seagal Once I'm pretty sure Mr Jonah Hill Was in the very next bathroom stall My best friend's brother Well, he was an extra in Wayne's World 2 My neighbour's

Amish Paradise Weird Al Yankovic

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity

Your Horoscope For Today "Weird Al" Yankovic

or Leos with the Ebola virus You are the tru Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say Aries The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in

Christmas at Ground Zero Weird Al Yankovic

It's Christmas at Ground Zero There's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin' While the air raid sirens blare It's Christmas at Ground Zero The button has been

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said,

A Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check

Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just

Dare To Be Stupid Weird Al Yankovic

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It's time to let the bedbugs bite You better put all your eggs in

Gandhi II Weird Al Yankovic

But he also knows how to party. "Gimme a steak. Medium rare." There is only one law--his law. Gandhi II!

Spam Weird Al Yankovic

./1988] Spam in the place where I live. (ham and pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now. (oh boy) Spam in my lunchbox at work.

Ringtone Weird Al Yankovic

I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (What was I thinking?)

Livin' In The Fridge Weird Al Yankovic

There's something weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away I guess it's probably his It looks like it's alive...

Gotta Boogie Weird Al Yankovic

boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie (gotta boogie) Gotta boogie on my finger and I can't shake it off Well, I went out to a party

White And Nerdy Weird Al Yankovic

n' nerdy First in my class here at M.I.T.

CNR Weird Al Yankovic

Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man The kind of man you'd never disrespect He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses, and had a third nipple on the back of his neck He ate his own weight in coal, excreted

Fatter Weird Al Yankovic

Fatter, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Shake 'n Bake, fatter Fatter Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola Yogurt, butterscotch, granola Look at me, I'm fatter I'm fatter, I'm fatter Friends all gather

Skipper Dan Weird Al Yankovic

I starred in every high school play Blew every drama teacher away I graduated first in my class at Juilliard Took every acting workshop I could And I dreamed of Hollywood While I read my Uta Hagen and

Velvet Elvis Weird Al Yankovic

My life, it used to be incomplete, Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet. My life it won't be the same again. Now I'm proud to say the king lives on inside my den.

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

what's in store By the way, your hair is beautiful I bet it smells like raisins She looked at me in a way that asked Did you have a nose job or something I'm only asking, cause your nose looks slightly

Phony Calls Weird Al Yankovic

Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening And you're stuck inside the house all alone That's when you decide it might be fun to harrassomeone Dial a random number up on your telephone You ask if their

The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming After working all year down at Big Roy's Eating And Plumbing So one night when my family the I were gathered 'round the dinner table I said, "Kids, if

Craigslist Weird Al Yankovic

trade you for my old wheelbarrow And a slightly-used sombrero And I'll even throw in a stapler, if you insist Craigslist I'm on Craigslist, baby, come on Yeah Well, we shared a quick glance Saturday at

Mission Statement Weird Al Yankovic

awareness of functionality Promoting viability Providing our supply chain with diversity versity, ooooh We will distill our identity Through client centric solutions And synergy Oooooh oooh oooh Ahhhhhh At

Buy Me a Condo Weird Al Yankovic

Never have to mow the lawn. Gonna get me the T-shirt With the alligator on. Wo-o-o, used to live in Jamaica, But I don't live dere no more.

Trapped In The Drive - Thru Weird Al Yankovic

Seven O'Clock in the evening Watchin somethin' stupid on TV I'm zoned out on the sofa When my wife comes in the room and sees me And she says "Is this 'Behind the Music' With Lynard Skynard?"

That Boy Could Dance Weird Al Yankovic

We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies He wasn't

Tacky Weird Al Yankovic

me shame, I said because I'm tacky 43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license plate because I'm tacky Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date because I'm tacky Practice my twerking moves in line at

Midnight Star Weird Al Yankovic

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less, At the checkout counter at the local grocery store.

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past But most of 'em were nudniks and none

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi "Weird Al" Yankovic

Oy vey, oy vey And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past But most of 'em were nudniks and none

Dead Car Battery Blues Weird Al Yankovic

One, two, a-one, two, three, four Well I, can't go to the park I can't go to work I can't do nothin' I gotta stay in my house like a jerk How come I always lose My car has blown a fuse Oh

Toothless People Weird Al Yankovic

Toothless people...old and feeble, what I say No more of those pearly whites will they possess Their oral hygiene is frightful...a mess Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease At

Peter and the Wolf Weird Al Yankovic

The bird immediately flew up into the tree... while Bruce the Duck quacked at Louie the Cat... from the middle of the pond.

Syndicated Inc. Weird Al Yankovic

My whole family Loves Three's Company See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicated Incorporated Well, I know what's on the tube I know just what to see Got my TV Guide with me MASH and All In

Albuquerque [1] Weird Al Yankovic

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N Weird Al Yankovic

Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars. The president, he's in a panic. The Pentagon, they're in shock.

Free Delivery Weird Al Yankovic

Late at night, you're hungry You're craving some pizza Let me be the one that you call Olive or anchovy Perhaps pepperoni Anything you want, we've got it all Near, far, I'll jump in my car

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Weird Al Yankovic

UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars The president

I'll Sue Ya Weird Al Yankovic

They never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat I sued Earthlink cuz I called 'em up and they had the nerve to put me on hold I sued Starbucks cuz I spilled a Frappaccino in my lap and

The Hot Rocks Polka Weird Al Yankovic

The Hot Rocks Polka [/The Rolling Stones] [It's Only Rock 'n' Roll (But I Like It)] If I could stick my hand in my heart, Spill it all over the stage, Would it satisfy you, would it slide on by

Spatula City Weird Al Yankovic

And because we eliminate the middle man, We can sell factory direct to you. Where do you go when you want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost? Spatula City! Spatula City!

Nature Trail to Hell Weird Al Yankovic

Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you, The most horrifying film to hit the screen. There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop, And he hacks up two or three in every scene.

Whatever You Like Weird Al Yankovic

laundromat downtown and whatch al the clothes go round and round and baby we can go wherever you like(If you like) I said we can go wherever you like(If you like) yeah, yeah Hottest shorty I know

This Is The Life Weird Al Yankovic

This is the life! I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood. I hire somebody to chew my food. I'm an upwardly mobile dude. This is the life!

Like A Surgeon Weird Al Yankovic

I was last in the class, Barely passed at the institute. Now I'm tryin' to avoid Yeah, I'm tryin' to avoid A malpractice suit. Hey, like a surgeon, Cuttin' for the very first time.