I Remember Larry Weird Al Yankovic

Say do you remember that guy Larry next door Well he always was the neighborhood clown Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures And posted copies all over town Or the time

Good Old Days Weird Al Yankovic

Oh some times I think back to when I was younger Life was so much simpler then Dad would be up at dawn He'd be watering the lawn Or maybe going fishing again Oh and mom would be fixing up something

Couch Potato Weird Al Yankovic

watch NASCAR racing That show about undertaking Larry King to "24" to "Law And Order" The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes" ancient reporters Next up on "E!

Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem) Weird Al Yankovic

By butt is aching As I watch NASCAR racing That show about undertaking Larry King To 24 to Law & Order The Weather Channel's boring like 60 Minutes' ancient reporters Next up on E!

NOW That's What I Call Polka! Weird Al Yankovic

We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain We jumped never asking why We kissed, I fell under your spell A love no one could deny Don't you ever say I just walked away I will always want you I can't live

First World Problems Weird Al Yankovic

My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two Then I filled up on bread

Confessions Part III Weird Al Yankovic

now I gotta give you part three of my confessions First I told you 'bout the skank that I was cheatin' with (with) Then I mentioned she's havin' my kid That's not all, now I recall more, you see So

'Frank's 2000'' TV' Weird Al Yankovic

Frank's 2000" TV Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block What

You Don't Love Me Anymore Weird Al Yankovic

You Don't Love Me Anymore We've been together for so very long But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?

Yoda Weird Al Yankovic

[Lola/The Kinks/1970] I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda, S O D A, soda. I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log.

Trapped In The Drive - Thru Weird Al Yankovic

I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either But I could eat." She said "So whadya have in mind?" I said "I don't know what about you?"

Polkas on 45 Weird Al Yankovic

(I'm a man) Am I by? (I'm a man) I'm your slave. I'm a little girl, When we make love together. Hey, hey, hey!

Your Horoscope For Today "Weird Al" Yankovic

Where was I?

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

I Was Only Kidding Weird Al Yankovic

When I said I'd be faithful When I promised I'd be true When I swore that I could never Be with anyone but you When I told you that I loved you With those tender words I spoke I was only kidding

Midnight Star Weird Al Yankovic

I was only passin' by, But a paper caught my eye, And I learned a few things I never knew before. It said, "Your pet may be an extraterrestrial."

Do I Creep You Out Weird Al Yankovic

I know that you Don't know me very well We've barely met But I can surely tell No one will ever Love you like I do I like to feel The warm spot on your chair Sometimes I drool And usually

This Is The Life Weird Al Yankovic

I eat filet mignon seven times a day. My bathtub's filled with Perrier. What can I say? This is the life! I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood. I hire somebody to chew my food.

I'll Sue Ya Weird Al Yankovic

I sued Taco Bell cuz I ate half a million chaloopas and I got fat I sued Panasonic.

Alternative Polka Weird Al Yankovic

I am I am I am I said I wanna get next to you I said I'm gonna get close to you You wouldn't want me have to hurt you, too Hurt you, too I know what's on my mind I know you like what's on my mind I know

I Lost On Jeopardy Weird Al Yankovic

I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night. Art Fleming gave the answers, Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight I lost on Jeopardy, Baby, (Oooh.)

Wanna B Ur Lovr Weird Al Yankovic

WANNA BE UR LOVR By Al Yankovic I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out?

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

I sit and I wait and I strain And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain Oh, should I take the laxatives or have my colon irrigated?

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

I sit and I wait and I strain And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain Oh, should I take the laxatives or have my colon irrigated?

Gotta Boogie Weird Al Yankovic

, I went out to a party just the other night I was jammin' to the music, I was feelin' alright I was burning up the floor like a disco maniac When my woman said, "Baby, why's your hand behind you back

Cable TV Weird Al Yankovic

I used to think my life was so empty I used to think life was passin' me by Well, I was just about ready To curl up and die But then one day I got a visit From the cable company Well, they hooked

A Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check

Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just

Polka Power "Weird Al" Yankovic

Yeah, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you really really want I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you

My Own Eyes Weird Al Yankovic

I saw a baby drive a truck I saw a junkie eat a tuba I saw a stripper kiss a duck Behind a dumpster in Aruba I saw this fat, psychotic guy His underwear was made of crickets He pawned a skeleton to buy

I Can't Watch This Weird Al Yankovic

I can't watch this. I can't watch this I can't watch this. I can't watch this My my my my TV makes me so bored Makes me say, oh my lord What is this garbage here?

Dead Car Battery Blues Weird Al Yankovic

One, two, a-one, two, three, four Well I, can't go to the park I can't go to work I can't do nothin' I gotta stay in my house like a jerk How come I always lose My car has blown a fuse Oh

Generic Blues Weird Al Yankovic

I woke up this morning Then I went back to bed Said I woke up this morning Then I went right back to bed Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear And a herd of wild pigs

Ringtone Weird Al Yankovic

Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh) But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh) My life is filled with such regret A bad mistake I can't forget And now I'll never be the

Lame Claim To Fame Weird Al Yankovic

baby sitter Dated three of the guys in Motley Crue I swear Jack Nicholson Looked right at me at a Laker's game I got a lame Lame claim to fame Check it out, I bought a second hand toaster from a guy who

I Love Rocky Road Weird Al Yankovic

I Love Rocky Road [I Love Rock 'n' Roll/Joan Jett & the Blackhearts/1982] I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool, Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yeah, but chocolate's gettin

The White Stuff Weird Al Yankovic

I love the white stuff baby In the middle of an Oreo I love the white stuff baby It's the most delicious thing I know I've had a zillion or two In my life, they're so right My teeth are all rotted

Talk Soup Weird Al Yankovic

I dated Siamese twins I slept with Bigfoot, too Get me on Sally Jesse Put me on Donahue 'Cause I wanna tell the whole world about it Right now My dog's a narcoleptic My mom's a circus freak

Albuquerque [2] Weird Al Yankovic

to justice But first, I decided to buy some donuts So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"

Melanie Weird Al Yankovic

I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap. I knew she had to be the girl for me, and to think I probably never would have found her, If I hadn't bought that telescope.

White And Nerdy Weird Al Yankovic

got people begging for my top 8 spaces Yo I know Pi a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for

Bob Weird Al Yankovic

BOB By Al Yankovic I, man, am regal - a German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw

Dog Eat Dog Weird Al Yankovic

Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my very own Scotch tape dispenser And I got a private parking space...ha!

Close But No Cigar Weird Al Yankovic

Her kisses reconfigured my DNA and after that, I never was the same. And I loved her more than Marlon Brando loved souffle. She was gorgeous, she was charming, yeah she was perfect in every way.

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

the aisle I knew we had a special connection The second I saw her smile She smiled as if to say Hello, Haven't seen you on this bus before I gave her a look that said Huh, Life is funny, you never know

Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White Weird Al Yankovic

I fall down a hole and that's when I realize I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White. I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White. Night after night after night after night. All right!

Why Does This Always Happen To Ne Weird Al Yankovic

By Al Yankovic I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devastating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried

Why Does This Always Happen To Me? Weird Al Yankovic

scale it measured 8.2 And I said, "God, please answer me one question...

When I Was Your Age Weird Al Yankovic

When I was your age When I was your age.

weenie in a bottle Weird Al Yankovic

(oh god, what did I just do?!)