Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys) Weird Al Yankovic

TV tray I bought on eBay My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm

Ebay Weird Al Yankovic

TV tray I bought on eBay My house ... is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why (I need another pet rock) Tell me why (I got that Alf

Trash Day (Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly) Weird Al Yankovic

Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay Even though the garbage I knew would reek (You know) Thought that I could leave it

Couch Potato (Parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem) Weird Al Yankovic

The humanity Oh! Ozzy's family Sho' loves profanity Whoa, the insanity Oh, dogs that crap and pee Home of depravity?

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

No no no I was feelin' pretty down Till my girlfriend came around We're just so alike in every way I gotta say In fact, I just thought I might Pop the question there that night I was kissing her

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

No no no I was feelin' pretty down Till my girlfriend came around We're just so alike in every way I gotta say In fact, I just thought I might Pop the question there that night I was kissing her

TRASH DAY Weird Al Yankovic

TRASH DAY Parody of "Hot In Herre" by Nelly New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Rotten So rotten here So rotten Oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay Even

Polka Party! Weird Al Yankovic

I want to be: your sledgehammer. I can be your friend. I want to be your sledgehammer. This can be your testimony, yeah.

Ode To A Superhero (Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel) Weird Al Yankovic

Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if his hair was on fire But then one day he went to that science lab That mutated spider came down Oh

A Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check

Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just

Ode To A Superhero Weird Al Yankovic

ODE TO A SUPERHERO Parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel New Lyrics by Al Yankovic Poor Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if

The Brady Bunch Weird Al Yankovic

review Say, you can watch 60 Minutes Even Captain Kangaroo But there's only one set, so what ever you watch Well, you know I gotta watch it too Say, give it up, give it up, television's

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

what's in store By the way, your hair is beautiful I bet it smells like raisins She looked at me in a way that asked Did you have a nose job or something I'm only asking, cause your nose looks slightly

Peter and the Wolf Weird Al Yankovic

Hello, Boys and Girls. This is a story that I like to call, ``Peter and the Wolf''. Are you sitting comfortably? Are you!? Good, then let's begin....

Polkarama! Weird Al Yankovic

I say you don't show Don't move, time is slow I say (gunshot) take me out! ["Beverly Hills" by Weezer] Beverly Hills - That's where I want to be!

The Brandy Bunch Weird Al Yankovic

Say, you can watch 60 minutes, Even Captain Kangaroo, But there's only one set, So whatever you watch Well, you know I gotta watch it too.

Word Crimes Weird Al Yankovic

Everybody shut up, WOO Everyone listen up Hey, hey, hey, uh Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey If you can't write in the proper way If you don't know how to conjugate Maybe you flunked that class And maybe now

Weird world Backstreet Boys

weird world don’t you know it It’s a weird world and it won’t slow down It’s a weird world no matter how you roll it hey hey sweet baby There’s a way Just get up and fight it Hey hey hey Never

Albuquerque [2] Weird Al Yankovic

She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face" That's when I knew it was true love We were inseperable after that Aw, we ate together, we bathed together We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored

Confessions Part III Weird Al Yankovic

now I'll give you part three of my confessions Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two Like, remember when I told you that

Angry White Boy Polka Weird Al Yankovic

ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA Medley Arranged by Al Yankovic [LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don't give a... if I cut my arm bleeding

The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Weird Al Yankovic

that day So, we pulled off the road at the last chance gas station Got a few more pickled weiners and a diet chocolate soda On our way to see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota We're gonna see

Lame Claim To Fame Weird Al Yankovic

baby sitter Dated three of the guys in Motley Crue I swear Jack Nicholson Looked right at me at a Laker's game I got a lame Lame claim to fame Check it out, I bought a second hand toaster from a guy who

You Don't Love Me Anymore Weird Al Yankovic

Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I

Whatever You Like Weird Al Yankovic

, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy when I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply want it, you can get it, my dear I got my Costco membership card right here, yeah You like

Genius In France Weird Al Yankovic

By Al Yankovic I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France

Everything You Know Is Wrong Weird Al Yankovic

, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"

Mr. Popeil Weird Al Yankovic

I need a Vegematic! I need a Pocket Fisherman! I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! (Operators are standing by. How does that make you feel?)

Polka Power "Weird Al" Yankovic

Yeah, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you really really want I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want So tell us what you want, what you

Trapped In The Drive - Thru Weird Al Yankovic

Cars in front of us, cars in back of us.

The Hot Rocks Polka Weird Al Yankovic

The Hot Rocks Polka [/The Rolling Stones] [It's Only Rock 'n' Roll (But I Like It)] If I could stick my hand in my heart, Spill it all over the stage, Would it satisfy you, would it slide on by

Foil Weird Al Yankovic

I never seem to finish all my food I always get a doggie bag from the waiter So I just keep what's still unchewed And I take it home, save it for later But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N Weird Al Yankovic

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars They showed up on my doorstep Just a couple weeks ago. They looked so sweet and harmless. Tell me, how was I to know?

Waffle King Weird Al Yankovic

) Waffle King That's what they call me Waffle King Hey, I'm the Waffle King Everywhere I go now, the people cheer I never have to wait in line People say, "Right this way, sir, your money's no

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Weird Al Yankovic

' around I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town 'Cause the property values are goin' way down now Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars They're back and they're lookin

Albuquerque [1] Weird Al Yankovic

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then

Germs "Weird Al" Yankovic

Sometimes I really want to be alone But that's one state I'm never in Because I know that I've got millions upon millions Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin (Germs) I rub and scrub

I Want a New Duck Weird Al Yankovic

[I Want A New Drug/Huey Lewis & The News/1984] I want a new duck. One that won't try to bite. One that won't chew a hole in my socks. One that won't quack all night. I want a new duck.

Jurassic Park Weird Al Yankovic

[MacArthur Park/Jimmy Webb,Richard Harris/1968] I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors

Weasel Stomping Day Weird Al Yankovic

Faces filled with joy and cheer What a magical time of year Howdy Ho!

NOW That's What I Call Polka! Weird Al Yankovic

a lie, running for my life I will always want you I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love All I wanted was to break your walls All you ever did was wreck me Yeah, you wreck me All the

Spatula City Weird Al Yankovic

A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion. Thousands to choose from, in every shape, size and color. And because we eliminate the middle man, We can sell factory direct to you.

This Is The Life Weird Al Yankovic

This is the life! They say that money corrupts you, But I can't really tell. I got the whole world at my feet, And I think it's pretty swell. I got women lined up outside my door.

Spam Weird Al Yankovic

./1988] Spam in the place where I live. (ham and pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now. (oh boy) Spam in my lunchbox at work.

Alternative Polka Weird Al Yankovic

-The only thing that works for me Help me get away from myself I wanna [doink] you like an animal I wanna feel you from the inside I wanna [clong] you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get

Such a Groovy Guy Weird Al Yankovic

I got my alligator boots. I wear my pants skin tight. I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night. And when I look in the mirror, oh it's such an awesome sight.

Craigslist Weird Al Yankovic

mall I never took a chance, never approached you at all You were a blonde half-Asian with a bad case of gas I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask Come on, let's find that love connection that we

Midnight Star Weird Al Yankovic

I was only passin' by, But a paper caught my eye, And I learned a few things I never knew before. It said, "Your pet may be an extraterrestrial."