The Goin' Gets Tough From The Getgo Ween

Smack dab in the middle of a situation Overlooked by fools Tables turned, lessons learned You get burned for playin' by the rules Time is lost, that's the cost Oh brother you got shit on in the end

I'll Be Your Jonny on the Spot Ween

I'll be your jonny on the spot I'll be your jonny on the spot My daddy died, left me all he's got I'll be your jonny on the spot I get up early in the morn I get up early in the morn I slop the pigs, momma

It's Gonna Be (Alright) Ween

I'll be your jonny on the spot I'll be your jonny on the spot My daddy died, left me all he's got I'll be your jonny on the spot I get up early in the morn I get up early in the morn I slop the pigs, momma

I Saw Gener Cryin' In His Sleep Ween

"I heard my brother weepin' in the dead of the night I said, ""Dude, man, you feelin' alright"" Gener said nothin' and continued to weep I caught Papa Gene Ween cryin' in his sleep I saw Gener cryin

Mister Richard Smoker Ween

mister richard smoker you're a poopey poker chardonnay & cocaine in the spa cigarettes and coffee breath little boys on crystal meth tonight we'll tango in the street you eat dog meat mister

Even If You Don't Ween

I'm goin' crazy - trying to keep you sane Taking my prescriptions, and forging my name I was happy this morning You finally got yourself dressed Eating raw bacon It's OK, I was still impressed I love you

Buckingham Green Ween

She kept her child clean On Buckingham Green The children saw the eye As a sign from God decending from the sky It was alright to dream Of Buckingham Green Summon the queen Spoke the child of eye It's

Pandy Fackler Ween

Pandy Fackler was a working girl Living alone in another world Of picket fences and a white faade Sucking dicks under the Promenade She was almost in a coma - from doing the Bossa Nova And the Funky Cold

Bananas And Blow Ween

Sancho brought a message from the Fat Man "Sorry, boy, to leave you high and dry, but I went to see my mom in Ensenada, and I left a little something to help the time go by Just a little something to help

Beacon Light Ween

Looking up to the sky Made me realize; made me want to fly To a place far away Where they're singing songs and making love all day Somewhere beyond the sun Where an adam splits and announces a tongue :

She's Your Baby Ween

Janey came back from the stand Smiling With the writing of Kafka in hand And a bunny in a can Slipping and sliding You feel yourself asking her Why would you want me to try?

The Mollusk Ween

kind sir it's a mollusk i've found did you find it in the sandy ground? does it emulate the ocean's sound?

The Grobe Ween

sometimes the ones you hold so close can make you cry but it's a pain in the ass to let 'em go with a battered wish you hoped that the monkey wore a tie but it's no surprise to find he don't put the pointed

Back To Basom Ween

Reaching out now and I touch your face Please believe I'm only traveling Like seeking wonder from a foreign place It matters not from where I'm coming And the snow so light is bleeding We sleep so tight

The Golden Eel Ween

Sitting alone in the den Watching the eel Help me find my way home Watching the eel Burrows it's head in the sand Daylight has come There shall be rest in a while Daylight has come I can not repeal The

Tender Situation Ween

"State this ache as the final break Tender situation, create a good illusion Feel the grip of your salvation This is indeed a tender situation Make a move man, state your case Taste the waste man,

Cold Blows the Wind Ween

Cold blows the wind over my true love Cold blows the drops of rain I never had but one true love And in Camville he was slain I'll do as much for my true love as any young girl may I'll sit and weep down

Reggaejunkiejew Ween

I don't know where you're comin' from But I wish you'd go away And I don't know where you get your money from But I wish I didn't have to be the one to pay And I'm not sure how to say this And I'll

Drifter In The Dark Ween

Like a drifter in the dark Seeking out what isn't there Looking only for a spark From a girl who's all alone Maybe she's a' driftin' too Like a shadow in the night Waitin' just to meet with you And then

Falling Out Ween

I recall a time when we were lovers Before you, I hadn't any others When the bad times came along I turned and you had gone From the start, I loved you, I was wrong Falling out, it's the end May as well

Help Me Scrape the Mucus off My Brain Ween

i guess it's somethin' in mu brain i need whiskey, ease the pain but it's early in the mornin' and i'm feelin' bad again but if you ever loved me you'll go easy on me now fix me up a cup of coffee and

Japanese Cowboy Ween

like a japanese cowboy or a brother on skates like a blizzard in Georgia or a train runnin' late i call out your name girl in the heat of the night and nobody answers coz somethin' ain't right breakfast

She's Tough Chris LeDoux

ground When it comes to tenderness Buddy, that's when she's at her best When the goin' gets rough, she's tough Well, she's soft and sweet and she's good to me Even when times are bad She picks me up with

She Wanted to Leave Ween

Three men's all there were Three men out at sea Three men came aboard my ship And took my true love from me I couldn't believe She wanted to leave She wanted to leave I've loved you so long Since you were

Pumpin' 4 The Man Ween

it's a nine mile walk from the office to the pumps sometimes you think you're gonna drop in the end you're filthy dirty horny and pissed off and before you can leave you gotta sweep the fuckin' shop it's

I Play It Off Legit Ween

I played it off legit So pleasant when the sails of the seas of orion gently slip No more need for God's sorrow, I just play it off legit Dude's hounding this bitch, okay, I'm checkin' out the shit

Mourning Glory Ween

little trees you know, 'cuz nature is just a part of us as we are to the earth i said yeah. and the pumpkins, the pumpkins went further into the woods. and they came across this little man... with a big

Baby Bitch Ween

Baby Bitch: It's been a while since I've seen you smile But now you've come back again Came into the room and you saw my girl And you asked her how long it's been "A year" she said and you shook your head

Ocean Man Ween

Ocean man Take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man The voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip Ocean man The crust of a tan man embibed by the sand Soaking up the

You Were the Fool Ween

bless the father bless the son cross your heart cos you're the one collectin' moon-beams in the mornin' curvy sticks and wooden poles assistin' you in pluggin' holes plug them holes till you see straight

Fluffy Ween

Fluffy furry Buddy chewed his leg on the porch why'd you do it fluffy on the porch good dog fluffy o-old friend my pal fluffy's got his buddy on the porch penny she's my girlie she sits here with me on

I Don't Wanna Leave You on the Farm Ween

i don't wanna leave you on the farm i don't wanna leave you on the farm i don't wanna go oh, just so ya know i don't wanna leave you on the farm days go by and i'm still high but you know i'm thinkin'

Poop Ship Destroyer Ween

"Let me lock in the system at Warp 2 Push it on into systematic overdrive, you know what to do Let's cruise past all the golden poo That makes me blue This thing gonna ? on the...

Roses Are Free Ween

Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and the

The Blarney Stone Ween

Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck if I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck who's that girl, that pretty young thing after I fuck her she'll get up and sing Aye Aye Aye sharpen your boot, and bludgeon

Kiss My Ass Ted Nugent

Don't waste your time on me I got my own direction Watch me close, wait and see I'm lookin' for perfection I make up my own mind And I'll leave you far behind When the goin' gets tough You can kiss my

Cowboy Up Chris LeDoux

I was a new kid on the circuit Gold buckles in my eyes But the horse I drew was plenty rank Much to my surprise I did a double back flip And landed on my head This old cowboy limped out in the arena Leaned

Freedom Of '76 Ween

Freedom of the body Freedom of the mind A ho on South Street hired for tricks Little girls pickin' up sticks Freedom of '76 Wastee little weasel Wants cheap tricks Liberty bell cracked in half

Flutes Of Chi Ween

Everything that you are, that you'd like to be Will come in three, my friend Times thine inequity The flutes of the chi Will sound again, my friend Wrap yourself up in gold, The fruits of the old, Are

I`m Holding You Ween

I'm flyin (flying) in a frame of my mind that time cannot erase i'm seein' (seein') the future, the past as i lay the present to waste i'm scopin' (scopin') all these feelings i have and hopin

I'm Holding You Ween

I'm flyin (flying) in a frame of my mind that time cannot erase i'm seein' (seein') the future, the past as i lay the present to waste i'm scopin' (scopin') all these feelings i have and hopin' for them

Buenas Tardes Amigo Ween

Buenas tardes amigo Hola, my good friend Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday And I hoped we'd see each other again You killed my brother last winter You shot him three times in the back In the night I still hear

You Mine WeeN

나 널 느끼잖아 Feeling you my girl I\'m feeling you mine Feeling you my girl I\'m feeling you mine 조금만 더 네게 다가가 조금만 더 가까이 다가가 더 말 안 해도 너는 알고 있을 것만 같아 날 더 다가가도 이제 밀어내지 않을 것 같아 너와 나 또 너와 나 All the

Waving My Dick in the Wind Ween

I'm waving my dick in the wind waving my dick in the wind if it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight but I'm wavin' my dick in the wind I'm lost in the sauce once again I'm lost in the sauce once

Exactly Where I'm At Ween

Let's begin With the past in front And all the things You really don't care about now It'd be exactly where I'm at And to think You got a grip Look at yourself Your lips are like two flaps of fat They

I'm Dancing in the Show Tonight Ween

I try to keep in line when I'm dancing in the show tonight Does my shuffle step really look so good? Am I doing it the way you think I should?

Piss up a Rope Ween

dinner's on fire while she watches tv and if you ever wondered what it's like to be me she takes all my money and leaves me no smokes yells at my buddies and insults my folks i'm breaking my back doin the

I Can't Put My Finger On It Ween

Is it alive, does it writhe Can it survive under the sun? I can't put my finger on it.

Big Jilm Ween

Rollin' and wheelin', stealin' and dealin' - Big Jim Bol Weevil, it's a pleasel, it's a pleasel, my weasel - Big Jim Dreamin' and schemin', screamin' and bleedin' - Big Jim Froggy in the meadow under

Stay Forever Ween

In the morning sun, I couldn't tell you I couldn't tell you so many things About how much I really love you About how much you really mean So far away but it's so easy to see you When I'm away I want to