A LAP DANCE IS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THE STRIPPER IS Bloodhound Gang

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes a

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is The Bloodhound Gang

Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes a

A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying The Bloodhound Gang

Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely Someone calls on me And every now and then I spend my time in rhyme and verse And curse those faults in me And then along comes Mary Then along comes

THE INEVITABLE RETURN OF THE GREAT WHITE DOPE Bloodhound Gang

"A" is for "Apple" "B" is for "Balloons" "C" is for "Crayons" "D" is for "Drum" Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two That's the year I got here

Along Comes Mary Bloodhound Gang

comes Mary And does she want to give me kicks and be my steady chick And give me pick of memories Or maybe rather gather tales from all the fails and tribulations No one ever sees When we met I was

RIGHT TURN CLYDE Bloodhound Gang

a little wink so you make a big stink Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink Know what I think?

THREE POINT ONE FOUR Bloodhound Gang

Yeah but that was alright She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company

MOPE Bloodhound Gang

Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?"

Pennsylvania Bloodhound Gang

spring break top ten lists We are munsoned we are squat We are flashing twelve o'clock We are spread out butt cheeks Pulled apart so just the air leaks We are "ishtar" we are tab We are no right

I HOPE YOU DIE Bloodhound Gang

I hope ya flip some guy the bird He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve In front of the Beatles' tour bus A Bookmobile and a Mack truck Hauling hazardous biological waste The light turns red

Lift your Head up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) Bloodhound Gang

Even if I spoke clearly You're still not able to hear me 'Cause life is a game that no one wins But you deserve a head-start the way your life's goin' So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't

Asleep At The Wheel (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

in the back Is the beat keeper big ass speaker Jumbo woofer rattle tweeter Dial is turned and there it's stayin' The next day where Stern is playin' You got your Jesus on the dashboard but the devil's

You're Pretty When I'm Drunk Bloodhound Gang

Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk (You're pretty when I'm drunk) You're pretty when I'm drunk (You're pretty when I'm drunk) You're pretty when I'm drunk (You're pretty when I'm drunk) You're pretty

Asleep At The Wheel Bloodhound Gang

in the back Is the beat keeper big ass speaker Jumbo woofer rattle tweeter Dial is turned and there it's stayin' The next day where Stern is playin' You got your Jesus on the dashbord but the devil's

Lift Your Head Up High Bloodhound Gang

Broken even if I spoke clearly You're still not able to hear me Cause life is a game that no one wins But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin' So throw in the towel cause your life ain't

Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

, Broken even if I spoke clearly, You're still not able to hear me, Cause life is a game that no one wins, But you deserve a headstart the way your life's goin', So throw in the towel cause your life

THE BALLAD OF CHASEY LAIN Bloodhound Gang

Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote

Fire Water Burn Bloodhound Gang

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks Bloodhound Gang

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said

Go Down Bloodhound Gang

Step back cause the bass is fuzzin' Bloodhound Gang bangs more than the Dirty Dozen Alley oop here comes the slam you know where I stand I'm feelin' like Anthrax cause you know I'm the man Yea I dug

Fire Water Burn (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

The roof the roof the roof is on fire The roof the roof the roof is on fire The roof the roof the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn Hello

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant, I'll have the Poo Poo Platter.

No Hard Feelings (The Craig Groove Remix (Explicit Version)) Bloodhound Gang

anymore Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Maybe you got screwed but I dumped you 'cause you ain't nothin' but trash I put out despite the

No Rest for the Wicked The Bloodhound Gang

I get bombed much like Pearl Harbor The price is white right and I'm Bob Barker This is your brain on drugs This is your brain on Jackie Onassis All you crotch goblins can kiss our asses Yes siree Bob

No Hard Feelings (The D.J. Q-Ball Remix (Explicit Version)) Bloodhound Gang

anymore Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Maybe you got screwed but I dumped you 'cause you ain't nothin' but trash I put out despite the

YUMMY DOWN ON THIS Bloodhound Gang

Cunningham like Joanie loves Chachi They call him Ralph Mouth ‘cause he’s down on Potsie Rocky chasing the chicken Watch the plot thicken with the cock when your lickin’ Me like Apollo your Creed my

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo The Bloodhound Gang

Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatter If

Going Nowhere Slow Bloodhound Gang

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same So

Going Nowhere Slow (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same So

Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

Why is everybody always pickin' on me?

No Hard Feelings (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

anymore Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Maybe you got screwed but I dumped you 'cause you ain't nothin' but trash I put out despite the

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny Bloodhound Gang

Pavlov's dog Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down But baby your black box is the one that I found I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money Then she grabbed me by the

MAGNA CUM NADA Bloodhound Gang

I'm that guy Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye" Put away ‘cause he wasn't all there Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare Me to him not a liver but wurst Been much better off as a still birth

Right Turn Clyde The Bloodhound Gang

a little wink so you make a big stink Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink Know what I think?

Coo Coo Ca Choo Bloodhound Gang

Coo Coo Ca Choo Coo coo ca choo baby you that's what you are You are a hollywood star you're the high priestess by far And you know this tune's for you we call it coo coo ca choo And it's a very

It's Tricky Bloodhound Gang

This beat is my recital I think it's very vital To rock a rhyme That's right on time It's tricky tricky yo here we go It's tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme that's right on time It's tricky

It's Tricky (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

This beat is my recital I think it's very vital To rock a rhyme That's right on time It's tricky tricky yo here we go It's tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme that's right on time It's

Boom Bloodhound Gang

Yo Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle together on this track Stop as we drop this bomb Blow up this place like another Vietnam Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome Back up son give me room give

The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope The Bloodhound Gang

Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew Not really realizing the prize that's been begot to her The

HELL YEAH Bloodhound Gang

Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible Thou shall make fun of Hindus

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

you're Pavlov's dog Like a DC-10 guaranteed to go down But baby your black box is the one that I found I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost ya any money Then she grabbed

Along Comes Mary The Bloodhound Gang

met I was sure out to lunch Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch Sweet as the punch When vague desire is the fire in the eyes of chicks Whose sickness is the games they play And when the

Balls Out The Bloodhound Gang

"Potent is the flow which is wicked sick So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick Potent is the flow which is wicked sick So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick I don't give

Balls Out (Album Version) The Bloodhound Gang

Potent is the flow which is wicked sick So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick Potent is the flow which is wicked sick So hos of those that pounce bounce slow on the dick I don't give

the bad touch Bloodhound Gang

the bad touch-bloodhound gang Ha-ha, well now, We call this the act of mating But there are several other Very important differences Between human beings and animals That you should know about

Boom (Album Version) Bloodhound Gang

Yo, Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle together on this track.

The Bad Touch (Bully Remix - Explicit) Bloodhound Gang

(whisper: "I'd appreciate your input") Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet

Going Nowhere Slow The Bloodhound Gang

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same So

Going Nowhere Slow (Album Version) The Bloodhound Gang

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's one in the same So fame ain't

Legend In My Spare Time The Bloodhound Gang

Ashes to ashes and funks to funky Daddy Long Legs is a mean ass honky And Jimmy Pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe Ain't no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy 'Cause I'm a Loch Ness a Loch Ness a Loch