J-Ro Late Skit Tha Alkaholiks

[J-Ro] Man who got the bud man? [man] Hold on, hold on, we got a meetin goin - ay who is you? [J-ro] Aiyyo this Likwid crew nigga this Likwid crew!

DeBarge Skit Tha Alkaholiks

damn, gimme that cheap shit, god damn right (So El you want the Cherise) Cherise Wheat (And James you want the cold duck) Cheapest shit in the house (aight, and some forties) Hahahahahaha, hahaha J-Ro

LL Cool J Skit Tha Alkaholiks

[J-Ro] Yo whassup whassup yo?

Pass Out Tha Alkaholiks

[J-Ro] Ahh! Y'all niggaz finally came back with the beers! [Tash] We're the Alkaholiks in the house! [J-Ro] Slow ass niggaz!

All Night Tha Alkaholiks

[J-Ro] Welcome to Tha Alkaholik function, yeah [Tash] Yes to party down [J-Ro] We came to party, we came to party, we came to party [Tash] Yes to party down [J-Ro] We came to party, we came to

Last Call Tha Alkaholiks

Intro: Bartender and J-Ro Yo last call, last call, last call for alcohol! At two, you're through! {J-Ro} Ay bartendah! Bartender! {Bart} Yo whassup man?

AA Meeting Intro Tha Alkaholiks

[Swift] Aiyyo man [J-Ro] Ay, what time we get out this motherfucker? [Swift] Hey man, let me get a cigarette [?] Homey, yeah you was drunk [Swift] You don't hear me cat? Hello?

Can't Tell Me Shit Tha Alkaholiks

Liks gots to grab it Check the mic, it sounds tight so I guess we might rock the motherfucker all night yo The niggaz went wild, the hoes went crazy We dropped the microphone than we Swayze Verse Two: J-Ro

Read My Lips Tha Alkaholiks

circumstances And I don't have to sing to send these bitches into trances Chorus: E-Swift (repeat 4X) I give the party people what they like Somethin hype, to keep em rockin all night Verse Two: J-Ro

Bullshit Tha Alkaholiks

[Featuring King Tee] Intro: J-Ro (Whooo! Hah hah!) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah we kickin it Uhh uhh uhh we kickin it Yeah yeah we kickin it (Whooo!)

Captain Hook Tha Alkaholiks

always worried bout his looks But overnight success don't impress the West that's freshest He need to take his cheese and invest in rappin lessons Or catch one for free right here on me Or catch me late

Who Dem Niggas Tha Alkaholiks

sorry ass suckers Tick tock chrome off that fake gold watch Faster bastard don't make me have to plaster Players, get smoked with my bare hands Got the shit that sway in a wicked way Like Tash and J,

Aww Shit Tha Alkaholiks

There goes CaTashTrophe, Tha Alkahol-iks Verse One: Tash Now my objective with this rhymin is to take words and bounce em And twist em up so bad that wack MC's can't pronounce em Just to show ya how

Relieve Yourself Tha Alkaholiks

Not Michael Jackson when I asked him I even rock the mic for seven days with Toni Braxtion It's the Liks, rockin like a six point six So while I be scoopin bitches you rush the skin flicks [J-Ro]

Commercial Skit Tha Alkaholiks

[Only When I'm Drunk playing in the background] Brand new, from Likwid Crew Records It's Tha Alkaoliks, Greatest Hits [Daaam!

Nas Skit Tha Alkaholiks

[Nas Escobar] Yo whassup man this is Nas in yo' motherfuckin ear Knahmsayin, I be chillin 'round with the Alkaholik niggaz man Knahmsayin, them niggaz gettin drinks yo I be like, yo y'all I drink...

Let It Out Tha Alkaholiks

Not Michael Jackson when I asked him I even rock the mic for seven days with Toni Braxtion It's the, Liks, rockin like a six point six So while I be scoopin bitches you rush the porno flicks [J-Ro]

Daaam Tha Alkaholiks

[Featuring Xzibit] Intro Chorus: J-Ro Alkaholiks got the freaks that'll make you say [Daaam!] Alkaholiks got the freestyle to make you say [Daaam!]

Daaam! (Swift Mix) Tha Alkaholiks

Intro: J-Ro There go the bathroom right there [Just could I have one] Yo, get this party started [two maybe two drinks sometime when I got ta holla now] Ay, ay yo E-Swift [one two] It's the Alkaholik

Make Room Tha Alkaholiks

Verse One: J-Ro I knock em knock em out the park when other rappers are hitting bunts I'm a togger not a fogger step on hunts and don't do stunts I got SOUL POWER never took a cold shower Never

Only When I'm Drunk Tha Alkaholiks

Verse One: J-Ro I get drunk and I stumble to the phone And conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone OHh shit, tow back, I need to take a piss Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this My grandma and

21 And Under Tha Alkaholiks

Chorus: J-Ro, Tash Can I send this out once, for my niggaz smokin blunts Twice, for my niggaz rollin dice Three times, for my niggaz bust the rhymes So they don't do crimes to make it through the hard

20th Caller Skit Tha Alkaholiks

Yo man, I don't wanna be the 20th caller man I wanna hear Tha Alkaholiks, damnit! Man y'all don't never play Tha Liks yo!

Hip Hop Drunkies Tha Alkaholiks

in the behind with the silver shine Cause she thought she was fine She winked at me, I thought it was fine This nigga poutin, this hoe was mine I had the alcohol in me, took my time Let a nigga Ro

Blackula (Feat. Tha Alkaholiks) Tash

[j-ro] At nighttime I'm on the prowl, and I'm livin foul like blackula Got a microphone made out of chrome shaped like a spatula Cause I'm flippin rhymes at three times the speed of lightning You dare

Funny Style Tha Alkaholiks

[Featuring King Tee] J-Ro: Yo, I'm from Killa Cali I wrote this rhyme in an alley The tall can MC stepping fresh out the valley I'm hella fresh comin straight through your chest I blow a hole

WLIX Tha Alkaholiks

microphone check one two Complicated for ya [yeah] I got the naps that break the pics Plus the props from the Liks Ha haa, Loot Pack's on the rise Sayin, "Liks liks liks boy, run your backside" Yo, J-Ro

The Next Level Tha Alkaholiks

Verse One: J-Ro bust this You got a bad name like Dick Butkus Welcome to the next level, of rhyme flowin Scratchin, hookin up beats, and hoe catchin Everytime I come home, I got fifty messages

Likwit Tha Alkaholiks

[three] Too much Olde E will make you pee As you can see I'm the Alkaholik tipsy off the whiskey Get with the clippers never nappy like Misty I didn't grow dreads, cause dreads is for the rastas Tha

Contents Unda Pressure Tha Alkaholiks

Verse One: J-Ro I'm the beer rational outta national My cash flow is thick like mashed potato-oes in the gravy Wsup wavy, thanks to my homey King Tee-la the host wit the most, Im coast to coast

Likwit Ridas Tha Alkaholiks

Tha Alkaholiks (X8) WhoRidas: Fo-sho shots get dropped and popped just like a picklock With the master key, but the master key be me I assign chop from hot, like a cold on a stove And commence to

Likwidation Tha Alkaholiks

Verse One: J-Ro And this is how we run it down the line E-Swift is second, I'm first to rhyme The bottle's half full, is it yours or mine Get a cup and we can get drunk, at the same time Put on

Hit And Run Tha Alkaholiks

[Featuring Xzibit] [J-Ro] I pull up to front with a smash to the ground black duly Niggaz in the street gettin wild and unruly Digga B was in the front so he let me through the door I never get

Coast II Coast Tha Alkaholiks

coast II coast Friday night is the night they like to party the most All night y'all (city to city) all night y'all (from coast II coast) The Liks is in the house to make it right y'all Verse Two: J-Ro

Off The Wall Tha Alkaholiks

shit The R&B singers try to swipe That's why they callin me to make they remixes hype But I'm the type of cat to go to your show and boo ya Black ya, blue ya Then throw my tape to ya Chorus: J-Ro

Feel The Real Tha Alkaholiks

We got, we got, we got, we got, we got Tha Liks "If y'all niggaz can't feel me, then y'all niggaz ain't real" Ahh-haha, I see the whole Likwid crew is up in this motherfucker Posted gettin toasted

Turn The Party Out Tha Alkaholiks

[Featuring Loot Pack] Intro: Tash Yeah, Tha Alkaholiks Ay J, I got a crew They called the Loot Pack And they can get crazy fresh y'all, crazy fresh y'all My man Jack is about to get fresh y'all

Mary Jane Tha Alkaholiks

Verse One: J-Ro Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane You're always in my brain and you help me ease the pain Cuz when you're not around I just don't feel the same I can't be your one and only but I

Daaam Alkaholiks

Intro: J-Ro There go the bathroom right there [Just could I have one] Yo, get this party started [two maybe two drinks sometime when I got ta holla now] Ay, ay yo E-Swift [one two] It's the Alkaholik

Tore Down Tha Alkaholiks

Break em out, don't be scared, show me Everytime I flow I feel like y'all niggaz owe me The one and only from the group you could feel cause it's a million Alkaholiks on the Earth (and that's real)

Killin' It Tha Alkaholiks

supply Maybe not, maybe so, maybe yes, maybe no Maybe niggaz got some friends that wanna battle for some dough If you know somebody holla, cause I take those extra dollars Split that shit with J

Bottoms Up Tha Alkaholiks

Verse Two: J-Ro I wake up, kill a roach, call the homies, hit some weights Reminesce about the shows we did in fourty-eight states Banned in the rest, but we was on tour with who De La, and Quest,

2014 Tha Alkaholiks

(sample - "Back in the days I knew rap would never die" - KRS One) Verse One: J-Ro The year is 2004, people talk about war I had to hit the floor when the bombs began toopour Ten minutes ago I

Turn Tha Party Out Tha Alkaholiks

"Yeah, Tha Alkaholiks Ay J, I got a crew They called the Loot Pack And they can get crazy fresh y'all, crazy fresh y'all My man Jack is about to get fresh y'all Check the flavor here's a rootin' tootin

No Hand Out Tha Alkaholiks

brothers, and we all fed up With corruption, that's why we on this mission To bring equality into the justice system At any cost, I'm down for what it takes Now cause when the rioting starts it's too late

All The Way Live Tha Alkaholiks

you figure Verse Two: Q-Tip I bring it to your chest pour all the way live And deliver ill verse guaranteed to cause highs When we start rappin heads roll like Patton With the flood blood clot the Alkaholiks

Bust Dat Ass King Tee

King Tee: I'm the man that'll bust dat ass, I'm the man that'll bust dat ass J-Ro: Naw, I'm the man that'll bust dat ass, I'm the man that'll bust dat ass (say what?!)

Aww SH*T! Tha Alkaholiks

There goes CaTashTrophe, Tha Alkahol-iks Now my objective with this rhymin is to take words and bounce em And twist em up so bad that wack MC's can't pronounce em Just to show ya how we house em

Flashback Tha Alkaholiks

The Baby Bubbas in the house We came here to party, so get up everybody (repeat 4X) Well my name is J-Ro I came to rock the world And my name is Lil Tone I got all the girls In the place to be

Next Level Tha Alkaholiks

I'm like Kukamunga, I'm way out And you know I got the flow that'll never play out I was raised in Cali just like a palm tree I rock the mic from London to the Mohabi Tash Diamond D and the Ro