They Fucked Our Asses Tenacious D

They fucked our asses They fucked 'em hard But we kept our indie cred For the whole nine yards Ha They blocked our album They fucked our show But we marched through hill and ill Through the ice

Hard Fucking Tenacious D

its pretty common complaint Yeah the ladies don't really like the hard fucking You feel like your giving them some extra juice Their not in to that You think your like taken it to the limit Maybe they

Dude (I Totally Miss You) Tenacious D

Totally miss the honesty And special times, and honestly I totally miss the fucked up thing ya do Dude, i totally miss you I totally miss you Dude, i totally miss you All the time Ahhhhhhhhhh, aaaaaah

POD Tenacious D

They formed a band they named Tenacious D. and then they got the Pick Of Destiny. Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child, you know we will be rockin' cause it's fuckin' insane.

Throw Down Tenacious D

Looked all around Suddenly found No one was listening Now it's time to throw down So throw down Throw down We throw down Throw down Jesus turned water to wine The star in the sky was a sign They

Rize of the Fenix Tenacious D

y\'all \'Cause the fiery heart of a champion cannot be quelched By a failure or an embarrassment, no way, no And the critics all agreed it was a stinky pile of chee But that does not mean that our

Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Tenacious D

[Beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of luck 맞아 젠장이라고해야지! 네 빌어먹을 운도 끝이야! now i'm complete and my cock you will suck 난 이제 완벽해 내 거시기도 완벽해!

The Metal Tenacious D

You can't kill the metal The metal will live on Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were smite to the ground New-wave tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were stricken

City Hall Tenacious D

And then after the smoke is cleared, and the rubble has been swept away, me and KG will peek out our heads. We've been watching the riots on a monitor twenty floors below sea level, from a bunker.

Friendship Tenacious D

My derriere, When you find out much later That they don't really care. It's rare to me, can't you see? It's rare to me, can't you see?

Double Team Tenacious D

You step into our room, And then you smell the perfume, You lay upon our roundish bed, And then you feel a tickling on your head.

Kyle Quit The Band Tenacious D

This is our song of exultant joy because We only came to kick some ass. Rock the fuckin' house and kick some ass. What we gonna do with all the cash? Smoke hash, and then we thrash.

History Tenacious D

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise, to power!

Baby Tenacious D

Gone, Bye Bye 아빠가 그립구나 안녕안녕 I'm Just A Babyyyyyyyyy 난 단지 아기~~~일~~~~~뿌~~운 [Crying] 이~힝힝히ㅎ헤~ [Jack Black] I've Had This Birthmark Since I Was Born, 난 이 반점을 태어날때 부터 가지고 있었지 It's The Name of Our

Wonderboy Tenacious D

[spoken] Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces; they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen, and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right, [sung] Me! And KG!

The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage Tenacious D

indie credentials flew right out the door He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions He'd screaned KG's calls and snorked coke of the ass of a whore No one respected him They

Drive Through Tenacious D

Drive thru-guy: They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service? JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing.

Drive-Thru Tenacious D

Drive thru-guy: They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service? JB: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing.

tribute tenacious d

[sung] And we played the first thing that came to our heads, Just so happened to be, The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

Classical Teacher Tenacious D

[J:] All those fucking youngsters gotta fucking lick our boot or fuck it! Y'know what I mean? [K:] Yeah! Yeah, well, how do we do that though?

Lee Tenacious D

Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee, We뭨e talkin?fuckin?Lee. I had a friend named Lee, He cast a spell a spell on me. If me and Lee and KG could be three, Flyin?free Tena...

The Road Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know. When I'm lunchin' on a t...

Dio Tenacious D

Dio has rocked for a long, long time, Now it's time for him to pass the torch. He has songs of wildebeests and angels, He has soared on the wings of a demon. It's time to pass the torch, You're to...

kickapoo tenacious D

You\'d better shut your mouth, You better watch your tone! You\'re grounded for a week with no telephone! Don\'t wanna hear you cry, Don\'t wanna hear you moan!

Bowie Tenacious D

Rum gigga gum gum, rum gigga gum gum, rum gigga gum gum gao. Rigga gig, a-rigga gigga goo goo, Rigga gigga gigga gip goo goo. Rigga gig, a-rigga gigga goo goo, Rigga gigga gigga goo-oooo. Stabbin?...

classico tenacious D

Can’t you see he’s the man, Let me hear you applaud, He is more than a man He\'s a shiny golden god. If you think its time to f**king rock, And f**king roll, out of control Well then you know you\...

Inward Singing Tenacious D

(Kage Snoring) Omg..Omg Ive Done It..KAGE COME HERE I WANT YOU! What?! What?! God! I Was Sleeping Dude What Are You Talkin About? Omg I Did What'd You Do? I Done It I Fuckin Did It The Most Powerfu...

Friendship Test Tenacious D

Brrrrrriiiinngggg, Brrrriiiiinnnnggggg *click* Kyle: Two Kings Jack: Hey Cage Kyle: Hey Jack: How's It Goin'? Kyle: Good, Good... Jack: Whatta ya doin?.. Kyle: Aw, god I was just... Jack: I Love Yo...

One Note Song Tenacious D

KG:Jack JB:yeah KG:do you think some people do you think that there's some people that arent really that are actually robots living among us JB:No KG:that we cant tell JB:No we dont have the techno...

Fuck Her Gently Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her so...

Spiderman Tenacious D

(This song is done in improv so it's different every time) Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a spider can, Is he strong, listen bud, he got the radio acting blah Hey-ohhh, there goes a spider ma...

Kielbasa Tenacious D

Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go! Fuck yeah! Yeah, yeah!

Birthday Song Tenacious D

JB: (singng) Birthday Birthday Birthday for you It's hard to believe another year is through Slipping through the mists of time Cosmic traveler with mirror eyes Doth appear from between, his mother...

Jesus Ranch Tenacious D

It was a big day on Jesus Ranch, Jesus Ranch. He was harvesting a big tomato, it was in the sand, alright. I'm taking a walk in the woods, and it's nice outside. Smells of shit, Liga Guinggligagigg...

Low Hangin' Fruit Tenacious D

Well me and Kage are hungry We're hungry for some fruit We wander through the garden It would be a hoot To eat some low hanging fruit We're on a freaky pursuit Don't want no high class model in des...

Señorita Tenacious D

"Señorita" Señorita, tasty mamacita Tell me baby, what's your name Oh Conchita, won't you have a seat-a Tell me baby, who's to blame? I'll fuckin' kill the man who has done you wrong My body's sh...

Deth Starr Tenacious D

The world is fucking turning to shit The earth don't stand a chance Hurricane typhoon will destroy the city We've got to clean up the skies and recycle We've got to stop the overpopulation But most...

Roadie Tenacious D

Well it's 3 P.M. Time to lug the gear Gotta get it on the stage My muscles flex, my fuckin' sweat will save the day When I check the mic I fucka' check the mic I fucka' checka' checka' 1,2,3 I pl...

Flutes & Trombones Tenacious D

Kage Wha Hey wh what's happenin' What are you doin' here Oh I just uh I think I forgot somethin' Just ya know Wait a second it's like 2am in the middle of the night Yeah And you're here in the reco...

Rock Is Dead Tenacious D

Go Rock is dead, rock is dead Rock is dead, rock is dead Talk to my friend, that's what he said Is rock still around? No rock is dead It's all over, rock and roll is dead Bottle of jack, Mercury Fr...

To Be The Best Tenacious D

To be the best We got to pass the test We gotta make it all the way To the top of the mountain We can do it again! To feel the high We got to learn to fly We got to take it to the sky On the wing...

39 Tenacious D

She's 39, but she still looks young Not very young, but a lot of fun She's my 39 lady in the sun 49 and I'm feelin' fine In the sun that's a lot of fun Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-...

Explosivo Tenacious D

Climb upon my faithful steed. Then we're gonna ride, gonna smoke some weed. Climb upon my big assed steed. And ride, ride, ride. What's the name of the song, Explosivo! Don't know what it's about, ...

Road Tenacious D

The road is fuckin' hard, The road is fuckin' tough-ah, There's no question that-eh It is rough, rough stuff. It's the fuckin' road my friend But it's the only road I know. When I'm lunchin' ...

Cock Pushups Tenacious D

Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out Yeah? Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies? Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready Yeah? Yeah, ...

Karate Tenacious D

With karate I'll kick your ass Here to Tiennamen Square. Oh yeah, muthafucka, I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere. You broke the rules, Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair, You muthafucka. You m...

Rock Your Socks Tenacious D

I'm gonna get me an oversized guitar, Gain forty pounds, and be the next D.' Well, I got sour news for you, jack. It ain't that easy.

Karate Schnitzel Tenacious D

(spoken)(JB:) God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckinschnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.(KG:) Whahahat? Wh?(JB:) Wake up.(KG:) What?(JB:) You a...

The Government Totally Sucks Tenacious D

The government totally sucks You motherfucker The government totally sucks Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed He was a genius but if he was here toda...

Master Exploder Tenacious D

Aaah! Arghhh! I do not need, (he does not need) a microphone (a microphone) My voice is fuckin, (fuckin) Powerful!! Aaah!! Arghhh! Sorry I did not mean, (he did not mean) to blow your mind (to b...