The Fairies Came Steve Poltz

The Fairies Came I met a boy in a bar last night He smiled and I saw his wiggly tooth I pulled it out put it under his pillow that night The fairies came into his room The fairies came The fairies

Rub Somebody (The Right Way) Steve Poltz

Rub Somebody (The Right Way) I knew a man who came down from Kentucky And everyone would whisper, "Boy he sure is lucky" He'd go to church every Sunday and have breakfast at Stuckey's He rubbed somebody

Silver Lining Steve Poltz

Silver Lining Muffin's in the toaster I got my raspberry jam My grandpa was a sailor And he came into this land And he was looking for gold A pretty hand to hold Or some cards to fold At least

Hitchhiker Joe Steve Poltz

a trunk For ninety-nine years Don't do it now Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom I had a cousin who came

The Girl With The Wandering Eye Steve Poltz

The Girl With The Wandering Eye Your friend with the subwoofer blew out my tweeter At that biker party downtown But that was OK 'cause he borrowed a fuse From a leather-clad boy in the back And

Me and Eddie Vedder Steve Poltz

Me and Eddie Vedder Houses of the Holy Was an album by Led Zeppelin I bought it on eight track Not on CD Fades out in the middle The way an eight track's s'posed to The way an eight track's s'posed

She Was The Best Steve Poltz

She Was The Best She had the lips of a lizard Dry to the kiss They made me sore Dry as an old paperback from the store By Louis L'Amour A western for sure She had the strength of a goat The

Holliston Street Steve Poltz

old I'd take the flu, the measles, and the blues And I guess I'd do as I was told Kathy would walk up ahead, and I'd follow She seemed so big back then, and me so small And Mommy would give Me

Football Tonite (WTOP) Steve Poltz

Football Tonite (WTOP) Sweep up the kitchen Hurry and do the dishes Bring me a beer mab' I'll let you go out with your other bitches Sweep up the kitchen Could you turn off the goddamn lights?

Welcome Home Steve Poltz

Welcome Home Well you walk with me outside tonight Beneath the glow of the big old tire light And in the fog the air is wet With your eyes as big as silver dollars And I hunt you laying down to

The Ballad of Tommy and Marla Steve Poltz

The Ballad of Tommy and Marla Tommy was a Hessier from the valley He was as burned out as a building from the riots He had a rockin' little girfriend named Marla She was a cocktail waitress at The

The Great Mystery Steve Poltz

The Great Mystery What do you see in him? Is it the same you saw in me? Is your head alright? Did you bump into a tree?

Look To The East Steve Poltz

Look To The East If you look to the east Where the sun never sets I'll be there at the top Of the stairs you can bet So just pick up the phone Make a call all your own I'll be there when you say

Everything About You Steve Poltz

Everything About You I love everything about you I love the way you comb your hair And I love the way you sachet in the room Your perfume lingers in the air I love everything about you Whoa, about

This Flood Steve Poltz

This Flood It must have rained two weeks last summer When the ice cream man cancelled it was such a fuckin' bummer We were floating down the streets lying naked in a raft I was honing and practicing

Soup Steve Poltz

pouring rain There wasn't any law and there wasn't any order Couldn't find a pay phone that didn't take quarters Couldn't find a way to cross the goddamn border He could slip under the fence if

Skyfuckingline of Toronto Steve Poltz

Skyfuckingline of Toronto Skyfuckingline of Toronto Skyfuckingline of Toronto There's a girl out there wants to bonto Beneath the skyfuckingline of Toronto You can come along with me if you want

I Want To Learn About Love Steve Poltz

I Want To Learn About Love My mouth was just as dry as the tampon dispenser In the women's bathroom at the Oceanside bus station A constipated woman barged in on me and said "Eeek! A boy!

Single Life Steve Poltz

Single Life There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it A stale glass of beer on the table by the Playboys Did you see miss March?

Suburbia Steve Poltz

road to K-Mart for the blue light special hour And put the barrel to my head, it gives me special power In Suburbia My wife don't understand me, well she thinks that I'm a louse She don't understand

One Left Shoe Steve Poltz

One Left Shoe Tennis shoe strung 'cross the telephone wire The sun creeps up on my empire Tin foil castle, bubble gum crown Me and my minions make the rounds I'm lonely without you Just like

Rioting Steve Poltz

Rioting They're rioting in my front yard They're sending in the National Guard People lootin, people shootin, baby I ain't just tootin my horn They're rioting in my front yard They're grabbing

Nice Guys Finish Last Steve Poltz

underground On a diamond, that's where I remember him best Sticking his nose in an umpire's chest 'Cause they're paid too much today Man, I know that's what Leo would say And they need a kick in the

Kicking Distance Steve Poltz

Kicking Distance Well there's wine on the page And my heart's enraged And I must call the cops on myself And my bony hands Probe the bed for your body But I'm left once again on the shelf Well

Morning Song Steve Poltz

Morning Song One, two, three Sun comes up through the window in the morning The flowers say hello I pour cold milk on hot oatmeal Steam goes up my nose Toaster bings Microwave sings Could I

Lockjaw Steve Poltz

Lockjaw I look outside the sky is grey And the clouds are filled with rain It makes me jealous how it opens up and I'm stuck inside again I'm like a sitcom polyester family Inside my T.V.

Pile On The Hangover Steve Poltz

Pile On The Hangover Pile on the hangover just give it to me at once Let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one, two punch I know I was an ass and I drank too much, my life's a damn disgrace

Kilkenny Man Steve Poltz

in Ireland, I was weaned on whiskey, but raised on gin Drinkin' so long since I was born, never been so high as a kite in a storm Hey ho, whataya know, when you're outta good whiskey, you're out on the

Forbidden Fruit Steve Poltz

" she said It wasn't even an original line And my pants they tightened And my face grew taut And in my mind my mother said, "You'd better not" Then again she always told me That I wouldn't like the

I Thought I Saw You Last Night Steve Poltz

I Thought I Saw You Last Night I'm not easily scared By things that go bump in the night There's not many things That give me a fright I can walk down a lonely block And not a lot can make my old

War Steve Poltz

May your dad rest well down in hell tonight I never liked him much, but he gave me a bite of his hot dog When we went golfing In San Clemente With Richard Nixon But I was bored So I prayed to the

My Boyfriend Steve Poltz

My Boyfriend My boyfriend, he's so sexy He takes me all the way to Mexico Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa He don't care if I dance with other fellas He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

Your Ghost Steve Poltz

there's nothing I can do Nothing I can do I played your song last night And drank down my last beer "Skyway" by Westerberg But, you weren't there to hear And I thought I saw an angel With you in the

Tree Hugger Steve Poltz

steak one day I'd rather have a shitty body than a shitty voice On my body I could wear some clothes, on my voice I have no choice Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats Let's move to the

Dirty Steve Poltz

Dirty Outside the wind is blowing The waves are crashing fast There's people running naked I see a nameless ass It's soft and pink and fleshy So tender to the touch I'll never get to grab it

Sesame Street Steve Poltz

Sesame Street Sunny day Chasing the clouds away Find my way To where the air is sweet Can you tell me how to get How to get to Sesame Street How to get to Sesame Street Come and play Everything's

Better Be Careful Steve Poltz

your leaves, and baby I want to prune your bush, and baby I want to marry you, and baby I want to carry you And so I drive all around this city Trying to find something, but there's nothing on the

Cancion De Anxiety Steve Poltz

Without your love I'm left to croon Like a bird that's wounded I'm limping down a one way road And I don't want to end up like that bird Oh, Jesus can you Mary can you Judas can you help me from the

Mama Steve Poltz

and I like grass I don't know what I'd lay on last If I had my choice, I'd lay on you Mama Oh, mama I like you, you are free When we're apart I'm just not me I'm like a chicken pot pie without the

Broken Hearts And Painted Nails Steve Poltz

shirt Will make you scream, hey, make you hurt Broken hearts and painted nails tonight Rusty keys and old motels Nothing new, hey, no thrills Rusty keys and old motels tonight And staring at the

Pitbull Steve Poltz

You could go back to school We could rent a house out in Arizona I hear they all have swimming pools I've been working on a hybrid fertilizer I hear it makes the lettuce big I could get some cash

Ken Follet Stole My Wallet Steve Poltz

It must have been Ken Follet He always had his way With my baby I never liked his novels They seemed oblique I made the top of my phone My physical peak

Salvation Song Steve Poltz

umbrella Won't you come back to your soggy fella Watching people passing by me I got nowhere else to go And I know you could be miles from me Just a sailing through these flooded streets I wash the

Me Not Got No Slow Metabolism Steve Poltz

Me Not Got No Slow Metabolism Me not got no slow metabolism Every Wednesday night I go to catacism They give me lots of doughnuts I get yelled at by the grown-ups Me not got no slow metabolism

Good Morning (Waking Up With You) Steve Poltz

I walk so slowly Through broken glass outside I tread in oh so cautiously I'm wondrin' where you hide And I got notes tacked on my wall And kisses oh so sweet But all I do is wonder When again the

Beautiful Day Steve Poltz

Beautiful Day If you wanna complain Call somebody else But if you want some champagne Take me off of your shelf Uncork your mind 'Cause it could be so fine When it's a beautiful day If you want ...

Happy Roland Wolff

Waldo decoraded all the shopping windows of his warehouse across the street to our home fairy lights shone and across the hall my sister baked a cake in the small kitchen in the toy house with the plastic

V12 Cadillac Jewel

He’s lonely and he cruises real low That’s my V-12 Cadillac, you know he’s on the go On down to the ocean, oh, surfboard by my side He’s my V-12 Cadillac with delux power glide I check the ocean

Storm Song Smoke Fairies

"The storm came and tore leaves down And the branches ached out loud Like they were screaming All night the wind took hold And shook this hollow house And woke the demons And i knew i wasn't right

The Rain Came Down Steve Earle

The Rain Came Down (Steve Earle, Michael Woody) The old man loaded up everything that he owned On a wagon and headed out west The old woman fearlessly faced the unknown 'Cause she figured he knew