Skyfuckingline of Toronto Steve Poltz

Skyfuckingline of Toronto Skyfuckingline of Toronto Skyfuckingline of Toronto There's a girl out there wants to bonto Beneath the skyfuckingline of Toronto You can come along with me if you want

Welcome Home Steve Poltz

Welcome Home Well you walk with me outside tonight Beneath the glow of the big old tire light And in the fog the air is wet With your eyes as big as silver dollars And I hunt you laying down to

Kicking Distance Steve Poltz

I tried to be patient And I tried to be cool And I took acting classes But I wound up a fool Your belongings are outside the door Hanging up in a stocking 'Cause I am within kicking distance of

Me Not Got No Slow Metabolism Steve Poltz

Me Not Got No Slow Metabolism Me not got no slow metabolism Every Wednesday night I go to catacism They give me lots of doughnuts I get yelled at by the grown-ups Me not got no slow metabolism

She Was The Best Steve Poltz

She Was The Best She had the lips of a lizard Dry to the kiss They made me sore Dry as an old paperback from the store By Louis L'Amour A western for sure She had the strength of a goat The

Rub Somebody (The Right Way) Steve Poltz

go to church every Sunday and have breakfast at Stuckey's He rubbed somebody the right way And all I'm askin' for you to do Is live by this simple creed I give to you Just take five minutes out of

Single Life Steve Poltz

Single Life There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it A stale glass of beer on the table by the Playboys Did you see miss March?

Your Ghost Steve Poltz

down my last beer "Skyway" by Westerberg But, you weren't there to hear And I thought I saw an angel With you in the back But, when they turned the lights down Everything went black I thought of

The Girl With The Wandering Eye Steve Poltz

And after the cops and the requisite fight Me and my friends we fell down for the night And I made love to the girl with the wandering eye Think my baby's got a wandering eye I woke to the sound of

Me and Eddie Vedder Steve Poltz

Me and Eddie Vedder Houses of the Holy Was an album by Led Zeppelin I bought it on eight track Not on CD Fades out in the middle The way an eight track's s'posed to The way an eight track's s'posed

The Ballad of Tommy and Marla Steve Poltz

The Ballad of Tommy and Marla Tommy was a Hessier from the valley He was as burned out as a building from the riots He had a rockin' little girfriend named Marla She was a cocktail waitress at The

Ken Follet Stole My Wallet Steve Poltz

It must have been Ken Follet He always had his way With my baby I never liked his novels They seemed oblique I made the top of my phone My physical peak

Cancion De Anxiety Steve Poltz

I think he wants to pelt me with his Special dose of evil And I can't escape his kindness Would you save me please, I know you learned the dance Come dance with me Please dance with me Don't let

Suburbia Steve Poltz

Suburbia Mommy, daddy, they can't help me anymore Cousins, uncles, well they shove me out the door Nobody can stop a man if he's got blinders on Don't take away the spotlight on this special hour of

Look To The East Steve Poltz

Look To The East If you look to the east Where the sun never sets I'll be there at the top Of the stairs you can bet So just pick up the phone Make a call all your own I'll be there when you say

Soup Steve Poltz

in my ear My heart is beating fast and I'm feeling kinda sickly Gotta find a way to get the hell outa here He tried to find the embassy to plead his cause He was lost like Dorothy in the "Wizard of

Better Be Careful Steve Poltz

got tears in my eye With a voice like an angel, sweet as maple syrup You can ride me like a horse, put your foot inside my stirrup I'll be there to help you up And we can ride down a long stretch of

Tree Hugger Steve Poltz

barefoot, ouch On Earth day I was going to plant some trees, but I planted my ass on the couch I try to eat what's good for me, but I like Captain Crunch And an extra large Snickers bar with a glass of

Forbidden Fruit Steve Poltz

It wasn't even an original line And my pants they tightened And my face grew taut And in my mind my mother said, "You'd better not" Then again she always told me That I wouldn't like the taste of

I Thought I Saw You Last Night Steve Poltz

night I thought I saw you last night I've been lately thinking About a ouija board And maybe contacting Your soul ceded by the Lord 'Cause all the shadows on my street That bring with sounds of

The Fairies Came Steve Poltz

la la La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I got a job at a fast food joint I sold Coke and straws by the pound My fairy godmother laughed at me And she kicked my sorry ass right out of

Nice Guys Finish Last Steve Poltz

Leo would say And they need a kick in the ass 'Cause nice guys finish last Nice guys finish last So let the critics say just what they will You gave us a pain and you gave us thrills And most of

Beautiful Day Steve Poltz

Beautiful Day If you wanna complain Call somebody else But if you want some champagne Take me off of your shelf Uncork your mind 'Cause it could be so fine When it's a beautiful day If you

Kilkenny Man Steve Poltz

I was on the road like a bat out of hell Looking for work in the county of Cork with a thick-headed dummy named Paddy O'Rourke Hey ho, whataya know, when you're outta good whiskey, you're out on the

I Want To Learn About Love Steve Poltz

Well I walked into the adult bookstore And my heart was beating louder than the drums at the tip of Zimbabwe They never taught me nothin' 'bout this in Catholic School They only said if I was bad, I

Mama Steve Poltz

apart I'm just not me I'm like a chicken pot pie without the peas Mama Oh, mama I like your car it is fast I love it in the back when you grab my ass I want to heat you up like a greasy bowl of

Morning Song Steve Poltz

two, three Sun comes up through the window in the morning The flowers say hello I pour cold milk on hot oatmeal Steam goes up my nose Toaster bings Microwave sings Could I have another Cup of

My Boyfriend Steve Poltz

Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa We could eat French food or hit a greasy diner He can guzzle beer somethin' finer You give me any grief he'll give you a shiner He's as tough as an old coal miner And best of

War Steve Poltz

War May your dad rest well down in hell tonight I never liked him much, but he gave me a bite of his hot dog When we went golfing In San Clemente With Richard Nixon But I was bored So I prayed

Holliston Street Steve Poltz

And I'd give up candy for Lent in the springtime And Mama was proud And so were the nuns I thought it was okay to eat the candy If the wrapper was on I was just sucking out the juices The juices of

Pile On The Hangover Steve Poltz

damn disgrace Can't even stand to get up in the morning and look at my peaked face Betty Ford won't talk to me, she says my life's a waste In the morning I'd agree with her, but my mouth is full of

This Flood Steve Poltz

ya With the lipstick and the passion and the power and the blood I'm gonna keep you as my hostage in this neverending flood In this flood If it rings and it's your mother, then I'll fill it full of

Hitchhiker Joe Steve Poltz

bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Bom, bom, bom, bom Hitchhiker Joe ain't no vegetarian If you see him on the highway Steer clear of

Pitbull Steve Poltz

Pitbull Well, honey, do you think that we could start all over? You could go back to school We could rent a house out in Arizona I hear they all have swimming pools I've been working on a hybrid f...

Everything About You Steve Poltz

Everything About You I love everything about you I love the way you comb your hair And I love the way you sachet in the room Your perfume lingers in the air I love everything about you Whoa, about...

Lockjaw Steve Poltz

Lockjaw I look outside the sky is grey And the clouds are filled with rain It makes me jealous how it opens up and I'm stuck inside again I'm like a sitcom polyester family Inside my T.V. I'm the ...

Silver Lining Steve Poltz

Silver Lining Muffin's in the toaster I got my raspberry jam My grandpa was a sailor And he came into this land And he was looking for gold A pretty hand to hold Or some cards to fold At least tha...

Good Morning (Waking Up With You) Steve Poltz

Good Morning (Waking Up With You) You hold your head in your hands And I don't have a way To climb inside your body And just hang out and stay And everybody's asking When your coming back And I do...

Sesame Street Steve Poltz

Sesame Street Sunny day Chasing the clouds away Find my way To where the air is sweet Can you tell me how to get How to get to Sesame Street How to get to Sesame Street Come and play Everything's...

Rioting Steve Poltz

Rioting They're rioting in my front yard They're sending in the National Guard People lootin, people shootin, baby I ain't just tootin my horn They're rioting in my front yard They're grabbing al...

Broken Hearts And Painted Nails Steve Poltz

Broken Hearts And Painted Nails Broken hearts are not so bad Look at me, hey, I've been had A broken heart's what I have tonight Painted nails will rip your shirt Will make you scream, hey, make ...

Dirty Steve Poltz

Dirty Outside the wind is blowing The waves are crashing fast There's people running naked I see a nameless ass It's soft and pink and fleshy So tender to the touch I'll never get to grab it My ti...

One Left Shoe Steve Poltz

One Left Shoe Tennis shoe strung 'cross the telephone wire The sun creeps up on my empire Tin foil castle, bubble gum crown Me and my minions make the rounds I'm lonely without you Just like one ...

The Great Mystery Steve Poltz

The Great Mystery What do you see in him? Is it the same you saw in me? Is your head alright? Did you bump into a tree? Well I can't profess To see the way you see Maybe I don't love you I just lo...

Football Tonite (WTOP) Steve Poltz

Football Tonite (WTOP) Sweep up the kitchen Hurry and do the dishes Bring me a beer mab' I'll let you go out with your other bitches Sweep up the kitchen Could you turn off the goddamn lights? Fet...

Salvation Song Steve Poltz

Salvation Song Neon lights outside my pool hall Rain is coming down in spoonfulls Mixes in with tears from my eyes I've been standing here for hours Paper bag for my umbrella Won't you come back ...

Toronto Wouter Hamel

i saw you in my dream last night it hadn't ever felt so right - for a while let's see a smile the moon was old but love was new was sure i'd gotten over you - for a while let's see a smile toronto

Toronto Joe Brooks

king played a beat we all followed Danced through the night 'til the sun it glowed I don't plan to get caught with my trousers down that low Take me home Take me higher than we've ever been before Oh Toronto

V12 Cadillac Jewel

cruises real low That’s my V-12 Cadillac, you know he’s on the go On down to the ocean, oh, surfboard by my side He’s my V-12 Cadillac with delux power glide I check the ocean, yeah, from atop of

Toronto #4 The Tragically Hip

Did you know you were the rock plug for all of us did you know in the conduit of Vesuvius You were far more unifying than you know I뭢 not a judge of suitable but, you almost had it all. now you뭠l have