Me Not Got No Slow Metabolism Steve Poltz

Me Not Got No Slow Metabolism Me not got no slow metabolism Every Wednesday night I go to catacism They give me lots of doughnuts I get yelled at by the grown-ups Me not got no slow metabolism

Broken Hearts And Painted Nails Steve Poltz

Broken Hearts And Painted Nails Broken hearts are not so bad Look at me, hey, I've been had A broken heart's what I have tonight Painted nails will rip your shirt Will make you scream, hey, make

I Thought I Saw You Last Night Steve Poltz

I Thought I Saw You Last Night I'm not easily scared By things that go bump in the night There's not many things That give me a fright I can walk down a lonely block And not a lot can make my old

Tree Hugger Steve Poltz

steak one day I'd rather have a shitty body than a shitty voice On my body I could wear some clothes, on my voice I have no choice Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats Let's move

Suburbia Steve Poltz

Suburbia I'm dancing naked on my street, in my neighborhood And I just lost my job last week and I'm not feeling good I think I'll go to Hiram's Guns and Liquor just for fun And pick me up some whiskey

Lockjaw Steve Poltz

Lockjaw I look outside the sky is grey And the clouds are filled with rain It makes me jealous how it opens up and I'm stuck inside again I'm like a sitcom polyester family Inside my T.V.

The Great Mystery Steve Poltz

That's alright by me Is it the barstool talking? Did the whiskey set you free? I send an S.O.S.

My Boyfriend Steve Poltz

My Boyfriend My boyfriend, he's so sexy He takes me all the way to Mexico Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa He don't care if I dance with other fellas He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla, no Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa

Rioting Steve Poltz

Man we'll sell' em at the fair And yeah they're rioting in my front yard They're burning Manny, Moe, and Jack The Pep Boys got a broken back They're stealin' clothes and breaking toes Hey, did you

Football Tonite (WTOP) Steve Poltz

Football Tonite (WTOP) Sweep up the kitchen Hurry and do the dishes Bring me a beer mab' I'll let you go out with your other bitches Sweep up the kitchen Could you turn off the goddamn lights?

Your Ghost Steve Poltz

Your Ghost Last night I looked for you But, you could not be found I felt your ghost in my room Dancing all around And I tried to talk to you But, there was no reply I sat up shaking in my bed

Mama Steve Poltz

Mama I like carpet and I like grass I don't know what I'd lay on last If I had my choice, I'd lay on you Mama Oh, mama I like you, you are free When we're apart I'm just not me I'm like a chicken

Me and Eddie Vedder Steve Poltz

Me and Eddie Vedder Houses of the Holy Was an album by Led Zeppelin I bought it on eight track Not on CD Fades out in the middle The way an eight track's s'posed to The way an eight track's s'posed

Cancion De Anxiety Steve Poltz

I think he wants to pelt me with his Special dose of evil And I can't escape his kindness Would you save me please, I know you learned the dance Come dance with me Please dance with me Don't let

Salvation Song Steve Poltz

Rain is coming down in spoonfulls Mixes in with tears from my eyes I've been standing here for hours Paper bag for my umbrella Won't you come back to your soggy fella Watching people passing by me

Better Be Careful Steve Poltz

And so I drive all around this city Trying to find something, but there's nothing on the radio And so I reach deep inside your garden Wake up and I scream and it must have been a dream But there's no

Skyfuckingline of Toronto Steve Poltz

Skyfuckingline of Toronto Skyfuckingline of Toronto Skyfuckingline of Toronto There's a girl out there wants to bonto Beneath the skyfuckingline of Toronto You can come along with me if you want

I Want To Learn About Love Steve Poltz

Yahweh But the bodies were uncurled And they screamed and moaned and hurled And the boys was dressed as girls And the women got splashed with pearls And they said it was love But I want to learn

The Girl With The Wandering Eye Steve Poltz

friend with the subwoofer blew out my tweeter At that biker party downtown But that was OK 'cause he borrowed a fuse From a leather-clad boy in the back And after the cops and the requisite fight Me

Silver Lining Steve Poltz

Silver Lining Muffin's in the toaster I got my raspberry jam My grandpa was a sailor And he came into this land And he was looking for gold A pretty hand to hold Or some cards to fold At least

Everything About You Steve Poltz

way you comb your hair And I love the way you sachet in the room Your perfume lingers in the air I love everything about you Whoa, about you Mmm-mmm I love the way you lick your lips, dear You got

One Left Shoe Steve Poltz

One Left Shoe Tennis shoe strung 'cross the telephone wire The sun creeps up on my empire Tin foil castle, bubble gum crown Me and my minions make the rounds I'm lonely without you Just like

Good Morning (Waking Up With You) Steve Poltz

Who knows how I feel today I suppose I'll slowly fade away Fade away Hmm-mmm In I walk so slowly Through broken glass outside I tread in oh so cautiously I'm wondrin' where you hide And I got

Pile On The Hangover Steve Poltz

Pile On The Hangover Pile on the hangover just give it to me at once Let it fall down like a curtain on my brain with a one, two punch I know I was an ass and I drank too much, my life's a damn disgrace

Forbidden Fruit Steve Poltz

my car faster than bar time "Honey, would you like a date," she said It wasn't even an original line And my pants they tightened And my face grew taut And in my mind my mother said, "You'd better not

Beautiful Day Steve Poltz

Beautiful Day If you wanna complain Call somebody else But if you want some champagne Take me off of your shelf Uncork your mind 'Cause it could be so fine When it's a beautiful day If you

Soup Steve Poltz

getting lots of applause Had a big white beard like Santa Claus Put some drugs in his pocket it was all blackmail They took away his passport and threw him in jail Tried to call his parents but to no

Hitchhiker Joe Steve Poltz

Said we'd have dinner later that day I've got a feeling, and it's more than a hunch My poor friend Eddie was that hitchhiker's lunch Don't pick up Hitchhiker Joe He'll slit your throat And cut off

The Fairies Came Steve Poltz

night The fairies came and drove us home I met a girl on the ferry boat She had wings, and gold dust in her teeth Then I reached down and felt her magic wand And I realized that he was just like me

Holliston Street Steve Poltz

know now I wouldn't rush the growing old I'd take the flu, the measles, and the blues And I guess I'd do as I was told Kathy would walk up ahead, and I'd follow She seemed so big back then, and me

The Ballad of Tommy and Marla Steve Poltz

Then Tommy started suffering from delusions After five nights without any sleep He rammed his fist through Marla's bedroom window He shoved his car keys through her dirty little teeth But Marla got

This Flood Steve Poltz

and practicing my love making craft I was honing it And I held ya When the weather man said he couldn't grant us a reprieve You were gettin' on my nerves and I wanted you to leave Well you test me

Morning Song Steve Poltz

Shower feels nice and warm On my little bitty tootsies The shower makes me sing just like Ritchie Valens Oh, could you, could you, could you, join me?

War Steve Poltz

War May your dad rest well down in hell tonight I never liked him much, but he gave me a bite of his hot dog When we went golfing In San Clemente With Richard Nixon But I was bored So I prayed

Sesame Street Steve Poltz

Sesame Street Sunny day Chasing the clouds away Find my way To where the air is sweet Can you tell me how to get How to get to Sesame Street How to get to Sesame Street Come and play Everything's

Welcome Home Steve Poltz

Welcome Home Well you walk with me outside tonight Beneath the glow of the big old tire light And in the fog the air is wet With your eyes as big as silver dollars And I hunt you laying down to

Nice Guys Finish Last Steve Poltz

they're paid too much today Man, I know that's what Leo would say And they need a kick in the ass 'Cause nice guys finish last Nice guys finish last You'd throw your tantrums like a little girl Got

Rub Somebody (The Right Way) Steve Poltz

out of your day And rub somebody the right way And all I'm askin' for you to do Is live by this simple creed I give to you Just take five minutes out of your day And rub somebody the right way Got

She Was The Best Steve Poltz

She Was The Best She had the lips of a lizard Dry to the kiss They made me sore Dry as an old paperback from the store By Louis L'Amour A western for sure She had the strength of a goat The

Pitbull Steve Poltz

down at Harry's pawn shop And you could get a singing gig And we could buy a pitbull And name him after Harry And we could be famous Then we'll get married Married Well, baby doll, believe me

Dirty Steve Poltz

I'm dirty I'm so dirty I flip through scented pages There's numbers you can call My hands are slightly shaking I'm naked in your hall I'm racing my libido I'm twitching on the floor You tell me

Ken Follet Stole My Wallet Steve Poltz

Ken Follet Stole My Wallet Who stole my wallet While I was away? It must have been Ken Follet He always had his way With my baby I never liked his novels They seemed oblique I made the top of my ...

Single Life Steve Poltz

Single Life There's a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it A stale glass of beer on the table by the Playboys Did you see miss March? God, she looks so young This single life, it sure ...

Kicking Distance Steve Poltz

Kicking Distance Well there's wine on the page And my heart's enraged And I must call the cops on myself And my bony hands Probe the bed for your body But I'm left once again on the shelf Well I t...

Look To The East Steve Poltz

Look To The East If you look to the east Where the sun never sets I'll be there at the top Of the stairs you can bet So just pick up the phone Make a call all your own I'll be there when you say Y...

Kilkenny Man Steve Poltz

Kilkenny Man Sure as I was borne in Ireland, I was weaned on whiskey, but raised on gin Drinkin' so long since I was born, never been so high as a kite in a storm Hey ho, whataya know, when you're...

Metabolism The Strokes

Silently obsessed with death/it Just like anyone, I guess Tryin' for the perfect life End up bein' in denial I wanna be somebody Wanna be somebody like you Like you, like you Like you, instead of me

Love Me Like You Love Me Steve Wariner

Back when we let the good times roll You held on to me heart and soul It wasn't really very long ago Let's go back again Reach out and turn the TV off Slow down and let the world get lost Slip into something

The Devil's Right Hand Steve Earle

She really blew up, and she didn't understand Mama said the pistol is the devil's right hand The devil's right hand, the devil's right hand Mama says the pistol is the devil's right hand Me

Another Deal Goes Down Steve Winwood

He's got everything there What you've got he'll take And leave you in the cold One more soul drowns, another deal goes down The night is full of danger, another deal goes down On the street, the refugees