STUPID GIRL Screeching Weasel

stupid girl i've had enough of all of your whining stupid girl i've heard enough of all of your crying don't scream at me and get all mad he's the one who treats you oh so bad stupid girl i understand

Something Wrong Screeching Weasel

Another stupid girl ANother fucked up little world Now I'm out of cigarettes Another 15 hour drive through nowhereland Another 27 bucks into the band Another stupid world Another fucked up little

STUPID OVER YOU Screeching Weasel

When I look at your chubby face Sandra I don't understand How you always do it The world's most lucky man is either Jerry Lewis or David Letterman I wish I was your late night man Cause I get so stupid

THREE SIDES Screeching Weasel

Three sided to every stupid question Three sided to everything you see Three sided to every stupid question Three sided to everything I've had enough of you and you and you

Goodbye to You Screeching Weasel

Goodbye to you and the stupid things you do goodbye to you goodbye to everything that you do goodbye to you it's always goodbye to you

THE HUNTER Screeching Weasel

God's creatures carcasses Laying all around Some stupid hick shot them all down Not for food, not for life, just for fucking fun I can't wait to see the day when animals carry guns, when animals

It's Not Enough Screeching Weasel

things are getting worse it's not working out everything is coming up upside down nothing ever changes it's a stupid waste and i give up it's not enough people say tomorrow's another day if that's true

HEY SUBURBIA Screeching Weasel

Try and tell us our future's at stake We're gonna slam dance on your grave Cause we don't give a shit about tomorrow You say we're a bunch of lazy bums We just wanna act stupid and have some fun

Around On You Screeching Weasel

You think you've got something over some kinda thing over me well there's gonna come a day when I can leave it all behind if you'd open up your eyes you'd see that doing all the stupid things that

HARDCORE HIPPIE Screeching Weasel

27 Morons living on a tree Peace symbols, cheap, phony dime store beads Half the time flippin out on LSD Advocate non-violence you don't know how to fight Stupid, unobjective cause you think you're

HOLY HARDCORE Screeching Weasel

Knocking our religious life Live by Crass, die by the sword We're punk rock servants of the lord You say that all you want is peace The Bible preaches anarchy You say that God does not exist You stupid

PHASERS ON KILL Screeching Weasel

what to do a spaceship crew came crashing through my house captain kirk the stupid jerk punched me in the mouth why'd you pick this place you came from outer space if you're sleeping on my couch

CALIFORNIA SUCKS Screeching Weasel

California Sucks California sucks it's worse than old New York Filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks Hot tubs and Jacuzzi's and swaying green palm trees Rockstars,assholes,sleazy

EVERY NIGHT Screeching Weasel

I'm not feeling human anymore Half connected all the time Each night I document the things I've done The pointless points I've made for stupid reasons Every night I'm always the same You're

TEENAGE FREAK SHOW Screeching Weasel

hair and acting bored don't seem to matter anymore Everything's already been done and we don't know what we want It's a teenage freakshow Now I can't handle staring into space and I can't stand the stupid

CRYING IN MY BEER Screeching Weasel

Circle K closed down so if it makes you feel a bit better just picture me crying crying in my beer I got afeeling you've been damaged I think you've got way too much time on your handsI throw away your stupid

THRIFT STORE GIRL Screeching Weasel

Well she's a thrift store girl Yeah she's a beautiful loser She'll switch price tags for me Sometimes meet me for coffee And I don't think she does that For anyone but me She dresses me for absolutely

SAD LITTLE GIRL Screeching Weasel

Your smiley face is out of order today everything's wrong and you can't shut it off just stop resisting you'll never change anything start sharpening yourclaws don't try to live the way that you w...

Burnout Girl (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I walk by your house while you're laying in bed Thoughts of rescuing you race through my head I'd rip my heart out of my chest and hold it for you to inspect and while the blood dripped down our h...

The Girl Next Door Screeching Weasel

White girl living in the big city In a big apartment house She's living with her boyfriend now She drives off every day for school and work She washes dishes now And watches tv on the pull out couch

Surf Goddess (Ben Weasel / Joe King) Screeching Weasel

It could have happened to anyone but it happened to me I fell in love with a west coast girl an amazon in ripped jeans Looking out at Lake Michigan wishing that I was there She's hanging ten out in Hollywood

WHAT IS RIGHT Screeching Weasel

What is right (x4) Gotta lot of people don't like my attitude I don't know what the fuck I should do If you think it's OK when I rip in a song Then why when I do it to you is it wrong I gotta girl

99 (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

minute 'cause you're so rad and that's a fact When you left me things were Kaotic and I think I almost lost Control But now I am a little less psychotic and my mission's not impossible I will find another girl

I LOVE TO HATE Screeching Weasel

Love to hate I love to hate Deck the halls with Sharon Tate Love to hate I love to hate Assasinate, decapitate I need a dog that I can kick I need some to make me sick The girl that fills me with

DINGBAT Screeching Weasel

she's a dingbat Her dumbness really bothers me Brainless questions constantly I wish shut her mouth, give me a break Oh God I hate her face She lives alone in her own world Naive wide-eyed little girl

Mary Was an Anarchist Screeching Weasel

Mary was a girl with a cause she was simply fed up mary moved out to berkeley and stuck pins her face as a sort of statement against oppression of her sex mary took a walk in the park with a sign

SUPERMARKET FANTASY Screeching Weasel

Then I ran in to the cocoa puffs display I hurried to the checkout line Wishing I could push back time I looked around and she was right behind me My supermarket fantasy I wanna clip your coupons girl

MORE PROBLEMS Screeching Weasel

You were once a nice suburban girl Until mom and dad gave you their special love You wanted to tell them something personal But the exact words you couldn't think of So you cut and dyed your hair

HANGING AROUND Screeching Weasel

everybody else it's getting harder to remind myself of what I've learned relying on anotherlame religion to validate our arrogant traditions and any day we're gonna wonder why we've been left behind this girl

Degenerate (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all the other creeps In another lame ques...

CLAIRE MONET Screeching Weasel

Claire Monet I heard someone say It's been so long since the last time I heard her name I learned a lot from her Yeah she was singular The one day she got married That's the last we saw of her I ...

I WAS A HIGH SCHOOL PSYCHOPATH Screeching Weasel

I realy hated high school it was such a drag everytime I walked the halls allthe kids would call me a fag I dodn't care for physical ed and I didn't care for history I wanted to blow up my high sc...

SAY NO TO AUTHORITY Screeching Weasel

I like Ronald Reagan He teaches me to be a man He shows me how to pull a scam In the name of Uncle Sam I like Edwin Meese the third He tells me how to spend my time Keeps nasty thoughts far from ...

I Hate Your Guts on Sunday (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I hate your guts on Sunday no other day of the week I hate your guts on Sunday but Monday morning you look so sweetI hate your guts on Sunday and I'm not even sure why 'cause I love your guts on F...

Nobody Likes You (Ben Weasel / Danny Vapid) Screeching Weasel

Nobody likes you you are such a drag Nobody likes you you are such a brat Nobody likes you you see Nobody likes you not me Nobody likes you you're ugly dumb and mean Everyone hates you pass the Dr...

I HATE LED ZEPPELIN Screeching Weasel

Robert Plant is a slimy fuck John Bonham man, he really sucked Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits They made their money off idiots I hate Led Zeppelin (x2) 12 dollar concerts were all the r...

BRADY Screeching Weasel

Don't you see that people Will like you for who you are 'Cause like is like a sitcom, a senior prom And I'm OK and you're OK Grade A - 10-4 - roger - over and out Listen up - check it out There's ...

LOVE Screeching Weasel

I don't wanna call you and take you to the show I don't wanna go on dates with you And write you sappy notes Cause I don't need the hassles I don't need the headaches too And I don't wanna be in l...

Time Bomb (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Joined at the hip again with him tonight You're almost invincible aside from all the nods and smiles but I know that You're gonna blow up 'cause you're a time bomb All set to go off you're a time ...

GOOD MORNING Screeching Weasel

The sun is up good morning to me It's gonna be a perfect day While everybody else sleeps I've got a smile on my face Because I know I'm alive It's a feeling inside That words just can't describe ...

Planet of the Apes (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Planet of the apes you're a primate Planet of the apes you're what I hate This orangutuan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon Planet of the apes you are so wrong Planet of the dinks here comes ...

ZOMBIES Screeching Weasel

You left me there at the shopping mall You left me standing All I had was some potato chips, a can of warm beer, and a face full of zits Then a barrel full of slime rolled over me I was burning S...

BATES MOTEL Screeching Weasel

Got 12 rooms 12 vacancies You can do just what you please Just don't get mother to irate And don't ever call me Master Bates A man should have a hobby, true But I got so bored I needed something t...

VERONICA HATES ME Screeching Weasel

She always has something to say to ruin an otherwise nice day She always has to start a fight She doesn't like the way I think She don't understand why i must drink to go out on Friday night But I...

TOTALLY Screeching Weasel

Totally cool that your hair is blue I totally drool when I think about you Totally neat totally sweet Totally knocked me off my feet Totally rad but it's too bad You're not aware of all my plans ...

GUEST LIST Screeching Weasel

I was hanging out at the show feeling like a fat potato I don't know what I'm doing here I saw her at the door and she looked as bored as me so I got her in I put her on the guest list at the show...

SOCIETY Screeching Weasel

I can't stand your right wing phonies I don't like you congress cronies You spend your days at shopping malls You buy guns 'cause you don't have any balls Society makes we want to puke (x2) Amer...

Radio Blast Screeching Weasel

The product you're trying to sell Isn't going over to well with me And I just wanna see it explode The stations have the feel of the pulse of the nation And I'm losing my lunch It's a rip off and ...

LEATHER JACKET Screeching Weasel

I wanna tell you what's on my mind And i wanna bill you for wasted time And wasted cigarettes that quenched your fix And wasted spit I left there upon your lips I'm getting used to the fact you l...

COWS Screeching Weasel

Cows - They're comin near me Hope they don't see me They can't defeat me Oh please don't eat me ! Cows - won't give you butter If you pull their udder Cows now longer have sad eyes They won't be s...