PHASERS ON KILL Screeching Weasel

what to do a spaceship crew came crashing through my house captain kirk the stupid jerk punched me in the mouth why'd you pick this place you came from outer space if you're sleeping on my couch

The First Day Of Winter Screeching Weasel

the days are shorter now but you remember now i just wish that you weren't remembering that way you're gonna kill yourself everything is gray everything is not okay and i can't talk to you until i see

Celena Screeching Weasel

Celena looks at me and asks me if i know what's on tv and now she wants to know what's wrong with me and why I allways have to be so mean.

Around On You Screeching Weasel

when I can leave it all behind if you'd open up your eyes you'd see that doing all the stupid things that you do means there's gonna come a day when you're gonna fade away and it's gonna come around on

I Hate Your Guts on Sunday (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I hate your guts on Sunday no other day of the week I hate your guts on Sunday but Monday morning you look so sweetI hate your guts on Sunday and I'm not even sure why 'cause I love your guts on Friday

MURDER IN THE BRADY HOUSE Screeching Weasel

Bobby Brady's dealing crack - Marcia's on the pill Mike's in bed with Alice + Sam sells dog chops at his meat shop Greg is trying on garter belts and Peter spent 3 nights in jail Murder in the Brady

Pervert At Large Screeching Weasel

creeping in the bushes spying on old ladies he's a trembling psycho fingering his wallet drooling like a baby waiting for the homos prancing all around in his garter belt and panties remembering the catholic

99 (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

about every other day It's funny but the tv dosen't seem to make my thoughts about you go away Every time I think of you I start to follow clues can't call you from my shoe 99 The bathtub girls I see on

GOOD MORNING Screeching Weasel

The sun is up good morning to me It's gonna be a perfect day While everybody else sleeps I've got a smile on my face Because I know I'm alive It's a feeling inside That words just can't describe

ONE STEP BEYOND Screeching Weasel

confuse the warped and twistedvisions of the narrow little paths you choose we're all potential converts inyour eyes I think instead you need to take one step beyond cause right nowyou're just standing on

HANGING AROUND Screeching Weasel

comes back to my eyes moving in a new direction I know ifyou're not getting better you're getting worse but watching everybody else it's getting harder to remind myself of what I've learned relying on

HARDCORE HIPPIE Screeching Weasel

27 Morons living on a tree Peace symbols, cheap, phony dime store beads Half the time flippin out on LSD Advocate non-violence you don't know how to fight Stupid, unobjective cause you think you're

LOVE Screeching Weasel

I don't wanna call you and take you to the show I don't wanna go on dates with you And write you sappy notes Cause I don't need the hassles I don't need the headaches too And I don't wanna be in

TRANCE Screeching Weasel

I haven't left the house in going on three days The air in here is getting stale but I don't know if I can take Another violent jab at the panic button on my brain I'm not snapping out of it and i

POLICE INSANITY Screeching Weasel

macho cop Installing paranoia in so called protected citizens Another badge a not stick Another chance to get your kicks Sworn to serve and to protect Don't ever ask for my respect Got picked on

YOUR NAME IS TATOOED ON MY HEART Screeching Weasel

well i know that our love is for real but i thought you should know how i feel so you're not going anywehre won't fad away cause your name is tattoed on my heart and i'll alwasy be true don't

Your Name Is Tattooed on My Heart Screeching Weasel

well i know that our love is for real but i thought you should know how i feel so you're not going anywhere won't fad away cause your name is tattoed on my heart and i'll always be true don't forget that

BPD Screeching Weasel

Massacres, violence film at 10 Media scumbags strike a gain Shove a microphone in some poor guys face So your ratings can soar to outer space Ken and Barbie on location Pretty newsman masturbation

SECOND FLOOR EAST Screeching Weasel

She falls asleep the same way every nightshe dreams of new worlds in the TV light she's lonely she's tired she's lonely she's crying it makes her feel like something is going on it makes her feel like

PUNKHOUSE Screeching Weasel

and sit and smoke a cigarette La la la la Thers's always something happening here when you're in a punk house Cheap food and even cheaper beer Are always in a punk house Jump up and down, dance on

Mary Was an Anarchist Screeching Weasel

became her but now she's gone she couldn't take it anymore and what's she won she won a husband who embodies everything she hated and all her friends from years ago are selling stocks in ibm right on

Burn It Down Screeching Weasel

and now i wonder what's going on and who's really in another world while you're asleep the makeup you're wearing runs down your face like so many tears watch them piss away any hope for change any hope

VERONICA HATES ME Screeching Weasel

She always has something to say to ruin an otherwise nice day She always has to start a fight She doesn't like the way I think She don't understand why i must drink to go out on Friday night But I

The Girl Next Door Screeching Weasel

White girl living in the big city In a big apartment house She's living with her boyfriend now She drives off every day for school and work She washes dishes now And watches tv on the pull out couch

I Need Therapy Screeching Weasel

d on The Ramones Cause I just sit around at home And bitch and whine cause I'm alone Oh yeah I'm so depressed - I need a shrink! I need an institution - think! There ain't no solution - think!

GET OFF MY BACK Screeching Weasel

your mouth and you couldn't be any more wrong and you're not gonna last too long if you don't wise up'cause you're just about to get the gong get off my back you're outside looking in planning on

Breaking Point Screeching Weasel

break point this song's about my breaking point at the point of this break in the song why can't we all just get along like martina and her mom women tennis players aren't all dykes and so what if we're on

Time Bomb (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

you're a time bomb and nothing can stop you you're a time bomb Behind the door all the numbers hit zero You might just turn cold or you just might explode in his face Everyone knows what's really going on

JOCK PUNK Screeching Weasel

Gonna whip you with a towel (x2) You don't know you look totally lame You're a jockpunk man it's a fuckin shame You're startin fights with people weaker than you Come over here and I'll pound on

PSYCHIATRIST Screeching Weasel

CH: Made dependent on a doctor for your mental hell The ritulin pills are gonna make you well 6 weeks of bliss, your emotional fix Then give daddy the bill for the therapy swill Your doc is your drug

COWS Screeching Weasel

won't give you butter If you pull their udder Cows now longer have sad eyes They won't be served with fries They have no master They're comin faster They're sleeping in my bed They're stepping on

I Wanna Be A Homosexual Screeching Weasel

I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist Women are a drag and I think I wanna be a faggot now A mincing ninny a prancing fairy merry little queen A Bruce LaBruce wet dream a nancy

RAINING NEEDLES Screeching Weasel

In my hands in my eyes My throat was stabbed I gurgle blood I fall on needles in the mud In my head in my shirt In my body it really hurts Covered with needles my blood is red Really hurts Oh wow

HEY SUBURBIA Screeching Weasel

Try and tell us our future's at stake We're gonna slam dance on your grave Cause we don't give a shit about tomorrow You say we're a bunch of lazy bums We just wanna act stupid and have some fun

We Are The Generation X Screeching Weasel

my generation is full of shit my generation don't give a shit about nothing my generation puts on an act but my generation will sell its ass like it's nothing 'cause my generation's nothing my generation

AUTOMATIC REJECTOR Screeching Weasel

she's the Automatic Rejectorhe came up behind her and started grabbing her tits see his hands and his mouth pulled the same kind of shit and when she pulled out her gun she said"why don't you suck on

SOCIETY Screeching Weasel

malls You buy guns 'cause you don't have any balls Society makes we want to puke (x2) America - love it or leave it I would if I could but I don't have any money Corporations raising kids on

JOANIE LOVES JOHNNY Screeching Weasel

Johnny kiss Chachiis getting pissed these aren't very happy days cause nobody's gettinglaid Joanie loves Johnny now Jenny Piccolo works at the peepshow PinkieTuscadero's stewed Fonzie's all fucked up on

WAVIN GERBS Screeching Weasel

I was there alone one day Me, Fred and my microwave Fred was a gerbil just the same I was feeling quiet insane 60 seconds set on high Kiss my gerbil Fred goodbye Watch old Freddy run and run He

I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE Screeching Weasel

you keep on trying too hard to make something work out you're so afraid of your own loneliness and doubts i've had to stand by so many times while you got burned and i hope somneday you'll finally

BATES MOTEL Screeching Weasel

cutlery Now everywhere I look is blood I see Mother's not a fruit but she's gotta go down Down to the cellar so she won't be found I know it's not right but I just can't tell Of the nasties that go on

A NEW TOMORROW Screeching Weasel

protection against anything anybody might say We know that government can't improve out lives anyway We don't need to drug ourselves anymore to keep the boredom away We don't anything except relying on

MAD AT THE PAPER BOY Screeching Weasel

Mad at the paper boy (x4) Mad at the paper boy, I'm really not amused Gotta wear a football helmet if I wanna read the news He threw the morning paper in the middle of the grass Then he rode by on

MAKING YOU CRY Screeching Weasel

I'm sick of putting you down pushing you around I'm tired of making you feel like you are an eel I tend to open my yap and make you feel like crap and I think you oughtta kick me out on my ass cause

GUEST LIST Screeching Weasel

I was hanging out at the show feeling like a fat potato I don't know what I'm doing here I saw her at the door and she looked as bored as me so I got her in I put her on the guest list at the show

Dummy Up Screeching Weasel

they want the truth but they keep on drawing blanks they torture you you're not giving up the facts they can't make you tell the truth they can't tell you what to do keep it mum when ask if you're a spy

ZOMBIES Screeching Weasel

I'm a zombie now and I'm gonna get you baby Gonna step on your head, gonna break your bones, Gonna rip your eyes out from their holes I'm gonna get you baby Don't try to give me your excuse I just

HOLY HARDCORE Screeching Weasel

Moshin to the harcore hymns The altar boys are in the pit The deacon's skankin in the pews I got a bible and I don't need you Our hair is spiked we're on our knees Combat boots upon our feet Open

LEATHER JACKET Screeching Weasel

I wanna tell you what's on my mind And i wanna bill you for wasted time And wasted cigarettes that quenched your fix And wasted spit I left there upon your lips I'm getting used to the fact you

CALIFORNIA SUCKS Screeching Weasel

California sucks the people there are fake They can buy their plastic lives with all the cash they make California movie stars strung out on sleeping pills No - I've never been there and you can bet