Mary Was an Anarchist Screeching Weasel

Mary was a girl with a cause she was simply fed up mary moved out to berkeley and stuck pins her face as a sort of statement against oppression of her sex mary took a walk in the park with a sign

Outside Of You Screeching Weasel

so this bad joke comes to an end i can't believe that we were friends i don't know what you think about me do you really think that you're superior to me outside of you is where i'll be outside of you's

HARDCORE HIPPIE Screeching Weasel

store beads Half the time flippin out on LSD Advocate non-violence you don't know how to fight Stupid, unobjective cause you think you're always right You'll go from Beatnik to Yuppie in the blink of an

Surf Goddess (Ben Weasel / Joe King) Screeching Weasel

It could have happened to anyone but it happened to me I fell in love with a west coast girl an amazon in ripped jeans Looking out at Lake Michigan wishing that I was there She's hanging ten out in Hollywood

If I Was You (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

So if you were in my shoes you're saying that you would basically have it made Well if I was in your boots I'm telling you I would be making things my way I'd take what's mine if I was you You'd never

I WAS A HIGH SCHOOL PSYCHOPATH Screeching Weasel

I realy hated high school it was such a drag everytime I walked the halls allthe kids would call me a fag I dodn't care for physical ed and I didn't care for history I wanted to blow up my high school

WAVIN GERBS Screeching Weasel

I was there alone one day Me, Fred and my microwave Fred was a gerbil just the same I was feeling quiet insane 60 seconds set on high Kiss my gerbil Fred goodbye Watch old Freddy run and run He

We Are The Generation X Screeching Weasel

my generation is full of shit my generation don't give a shit about nothing my generation puts on an act but my generation will sell its ass like it's nothing 'cause my generation's nothing my generation

SUPERMARKET FANTASY Screeching Weasel

I went through the automatic doors My shopping cart ran in to hers Our eyes met for a second, then she turned away And after just a little while I went in to the canned goods aisle And there she was

CLAIRE MONET Screeching Weasel

Claire Monet I heard someone say It's been so long since the last time I heard her name I learned a lot from her Yeah she was singular The one day she got married That's the last we saw of her

7-11 Screeching Weasel

and I need some cigarettes See the big sign comin up my heart starts pounding fast Everything you could want is in this little shop Burritos are 6,99 free coffee for the cops 7-11 (x3) There's an

MAKING YOU CRY Screeching Weasel

I'm sick of putting you down pushing you around I'm tired of making you feel like you are an eel I tend to open my yap and make you feel like crap and I think you oughtta kick me out on my ass cause

SLOMOTION Screeching Weasel

Take stock of the situation assess the comlications that arise from our half truths the stage in this case is just a tool to make it possible for you to justify your blighted worldview I've got an

GUEST LIST Screeching Weasel

I was hanging out at the show feeling like a fat potato I don't know what I'm doing here I saw her at the door and she looked as bored as me so I got her in I put her on the guest list at the show

ZOMBIES Screeching Weasel

You left me there at the shopping mall You left me standing All I had was some potato chips, a can of warm beer, and a face full of zits Then a barrel full of slime rolled over me I was burning

LEATHER JACKET Screeching Weasel

fix And wasted spit I left there upon your lips I'm getting used to the fact you left And I'm getting used to the loneliness But even if you knew that you wouldn't care And now i sit and talk to an

NICARAGUA Screeching Weasel

you're out of cigarettes THE FUNNY THING IS YOUR BUTT'S FULL OF JIZZ You pompous ass your moral outrage Gives me a fucking headache Closed your mind got all the answers Don't even realize you're an

TEENAGE FREAK SHOW Screeching Weasel

you Cause I'm sick and tired of you There ain't nothing to do It's time for change We don't know what We sit around collecting dust I don't wanna get high I don't wanna dance but everybody's got an

VERONICA HATES ME Screeching Weasel

She always has something to say to ruin an otherwise nice day She always has to start a fight She doesn't like the way I think She don't understand why i must drink to go out on Friday night But I

HANGING AROUND Screeching Weasel

I walked around alone last night and tried to look at people like I did backthen I kinda wanted to just hang out remind myself what it was all about abouteverything I thought I shattered and left laying

I Need Therapy Screeching Weasel

I need an institution - think! There ain't no solution - think! The U.S. Constitution - think! I need therapy I need therapy oh yeah I need therapy I need therapy oh yeah O.D.'

Identity Crisis Screeching Weasel

you got an identity crisis who are you and what do you believe and why do you care what i think well i believe that you're taking up space so make up your mind right now or get on your way so many verses

Burnout Girl (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

And all the hopes you're clinging to will fall apart inside your room so please come on out and do something else You're an enigma you're so incredible presentable I'd eat you up if I thought you were

RAINING NEEDLES Screeching Weasel

In my hands in my eyes My throat was stabbed I gurgle blood I fall on needles in the mud In my head in my shirt In my body it really hurts Covered with needles my blood is red Really hurts Oh wow

COOL KIDS Screeching Weasel

fledermausketeers and they'll laugh at the toughskins your mom got you from sears you dork they'll never let you in cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it you're fat and guly and an

AUTOMATIC REJECTOR Screeching Weasel

He had a big mouth he didn't know when to stop he said "maybe we'll see someaction tonight from that bitch" but he was wrong she's the Automatic Rejectorhe came up behind her and started grabbing her

SLOGANS Screeching Weasel

burning You could really use a slogan right now Eighteen and feeling pretty mean cause you're sick and fucking tired out being pushed around and around Up and fucking down You wanna believe there's an

EXPERIENCE THE OZZFISH Screeching Weasel

I got a call last night from Warren Somebody told him his band is boring Warren was crying, he felt so bad Cause the punks don't like his bell-bottom pants Experience the Ozzfish (x2) I went

MORE PROBLEMS Screeching Weasel

once a nice suburban girl Until mom and dad gave you their special love You wanted to tell them something personal But the exact words you couldn't think of So you cut and dyed your hair During an

(SHE GOT) ELECTROSHOCKED Screeching Weasel

it wasn't much of a joke she got electroshocked she got electroschock therapy half a million volts way outta control she got electroschock therapy twenty million volts and hey whattya know it was

STUPID OVER YOU Screeching Weasel

ridiculous But I can't help the way I feel When I look at your chubby face Sandra I don't understand How you always do it The world's most lucky man is either Jerry Lewis or David Letterman I wish I was

The Girl Next Door Screeching Weasel

knows how to take care of her She bought the perfect little house And the lawn's well manicured And she'd never missed a day of work And every day's the same White girl couldn't go on knowing She was

THE SCIENCE OF MYTH Screeching Weasel

evolving then we continue getting information but closing off possibilities makes it hard to see the bigger picture Consider the case of the women whose faith helped her make it through when she was

Celena Screeching Weasel

and I can't wait, cause I can't talk to her and make her understand I'm not the boyfriend that she made herself beleive I was but celena's brave and celena says, ya celena says i broke her heart she

Degenerate (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all the other creeps In another lame ques...

99 (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I think of you every minute of just about every other day It's funny but the tv dosen't seem to make my thoughts about you go away Every time I think of you I start to follow clues can't call you ...

SAY NO TO AUTHORITY Screeching Weasel

I like Ronald Reagan He teaches me to be a man He shows me how to pull a scam In the name of Uncle Sam I like Edwin Meese the third He tells me how to spend my time Keeps nasty thoughts far from ...

I Hate Your Guts on Sunday (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I hate your guts on Sunday no other day of the week I hate your guts on Sunday but Monday morning you look so sweetI hate your guts on Sunday and I'm not even sure why 'cause I love your guts on F...

Nobody Likes You (Ben Weasel / Danny Vapid) Screeching Weasel

Nobody likes you you are such a drag Nobody likes you you are such a brat Nobody likes you you see Nobody likes you not me Nobody likes you you're ugly dumb and mean Everyone hates you pass the Dr...

I HATE LED ZEPPELIN Screeching Weasel

Robert Plant is a slimy fuck John Bonham man, he really sucked Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits They made their money off idiots I hate Led Zeppelin (x2) 12 dollar concerts were all the r...

BRADY Screeching Weasel

Don't you see that people Will like you for who you are 'Cause like is like a sitcom, a senior prom And I'm OK and you're OK Grade A - 10-4 - roger - over and out Listen up - check it out There's ...

LOVE Screeching Weasel

I don't wanna call you and take you to the show I don't wanna go on dates with you And write you sappy notes Cause I don't need the hassles I don't need the headaches too And I don't wanna be in l...

Time Bomb (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Joined at the hip again with him tonight You're almost invincible aside from all the nods and smiles but I know that You're gonna blow up 'cause you're a time bomb All set to go off you're a time ...

GOOD MORNING Screeching Weasel

The sun is up good morning to me It's gonna be a perfect day While everybody else sleeps I've got a smile on my face Because I know I'm alive It's a feeling inside That words just can't describe ...

Planet of the Apes (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

Planet of the apes you're a primate Planet of the apes you're what I hate This orangutuan is a one man gang a big fat ass baboon Planet of the apes you are so wrong Planet of the dinks here comes ...

THRIFT STORE GIRL Screeching Weasel

Well she's a thrift store girl Yeah she's a beautiful loser She'll switch price tags for me Sometimes meet me for coffee And I don't think she does that For anyone but me She dresses me for absolu...

BATES MOTEL Screeching Weasel

Got 12 rooms 12 vacancies You can do just what you please Just don't get mother to irate And don't ever call me Master Bates A man should have a hobby, true But I got so bored I needed something t...

TOTALLY Screeching Weasel

Totally cool that your hair is blue I totally drool when I think about you Totally neat totally sweet Totally knocked me off my feet Totally rad but it's too bad You're not aware of all my plans ...

SOCIETY Screeching Weasel

I can't stand your right wing phonies I don't like you congress cronies You spend your days at shopping malls You buy guns 'cause you don't have any balls Society makes we want to puke (x2) Amer...

Radio Blast Screeching Weasel

The product you're trying to sell Isn't going over to well with me And I just wanna see it explode The stations have the feel of the pulse of the nation And I'm losing my lunch It's a rip off and ...